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Halo |OT9| One Final Effort Is All That Remains

nillapuddin

Member
I did some market research today

Product = Cost = # of DewXP games = Units -> 200 Matches = Cost of Units -> 200

Mountain Dew
24 Pack = $6.98 = 12 matches = 17 units = $125.78 (including FL tax)
12 Pack = $3.98 = 6 matches = 34 units = $143.44 (including FL tax)

Doritos
11.5 oz = $2.68 = 12 matches = 17 units = $48.29 (including FL tax)

We will have 109 days to (buy a shit load of snacks)

*the units put you slightly over, but you can gift matches so fuck you, youll pay.
**FL tax 6%
 

wwm0nkey

Member
I did some market research today

Product = Cost = # of DewXP games = Units -> 200 Matches = Cost of Units -> 200

Mountain Dew
24 Pack = $6.98 = 12 matches = 17 units = $125.78 (including FL tax)
12 Pack = $3.98 = 6 matches = 34 units = $143.44 (including FL tax)

Doritos
11.5 oz = $2.68 = 12 matches = 17 units = $48.29 (including FL tax)

We will have 109 days to (buy a shit load of snacks)

*the units put you slightly over, but you can gift matches so fuck you, youll pay.
**FL tax 6%
So what you are saying is that we should take pictures of the backs of 17 Doritos bags?
 

Enfinit

Member
I did some market research today

Product = Cost = # of DewXP games = Units -> 200 Matches = Cost of Units -> 200

Mountain Dew
24 Pack = $6.98 = 12 matches = 17 units = $125.78 (including FL tax)
12 Pack = $3.98 = 6 matches = 34 units = $143.44 (including FL tax)

Doritos
11.5 oz = $2.68 = 12 matches = 17 units = $48.29 (including FL tax)

We will have 109 days to (buy a shit load of snacks)

*the units put you slightly over, but you can gift matches so fuck you, youll pay.
**FL tax 6%

Looks like we goin shoppin next week.
 

FyreWulff

Member
All eligible for purposes of the contest haikus collected

Also, just got a wild hair and I'd like to include the submitted haikus in a small bounded book for shiggles and put it in an upcoming halo-community related charity drive as one of the things people can buy to contribute to the donation amount.

edit: if you'd like to submit more halo haikus just for the book, PM them to me.

edit2: turns out i didn't need the other part.
 

Gray Man

Banned
After she got the shoulder wrapped - her arm from shoulder to wrist is straight up road rash - she asked, "Do I keep this on all day tomorrow?"

Me: "Until tomorrow night. You want to show it off at school?"

Her: "Yup!" *does happy bounce*

And that was before the x-ray showed the broken finger and she got the sling. She was bouncing all over the place on the way to the car, practicing her story. Unbelievable how fast kids bounce back.

She's recovered faster than her parents.

And thanks guys.

Sorry to hear about the accident, I hope she recovers quickly!

My younger sister had a similar accident ages ago, she still loves to tell her friends the story in the most dramatic way she possibly can :p.
 
Heaven!

Absolutely the best soda on the market.

image_mountaindewbajablast1.jpg

Baja blast would like a word
 

Gray Man

Banned
There once was a man from a lake
Minnetonka its name, his 50s all fake
Much to his disdain
His dong would not blain
So EazyB just couldn't catch a break

what do i win
I'll give it a go.


I stand on the edge of light
My mind in full retreat
The sand around me loses heat
A flash of crimson greets the night
The cobalt ocean accepts defeat

Rampancy
 

FyreWulff

Member
Winning haikus:

monsterfracas
Slayer, Asylum
Pick up the sniper, scope in
Frame rate gently weeps

Wahrer Machine
marks of shame... penance.
the judge... finds himself faithless.
were it so easy.

Bregmann Roche
Graveyard at top gold
They never go up the ramp
I remember you Construct

gunnerdude
Lockout the whole world
Sleep sweet in my arms at night
Wake up now John, please.

Awesome Barlow
Warthog up the ramp,
Open the gate, grab the flag
Containment dot map.

Codes to be sent once i get the green light.
 

Ramirez

Member
Love the new maps aesthetic, looks like it will play well too.

Don't think I'm going to be able to hit 50 in BL2, the game is pretty boring to me at this point. Starting RE6 tomorrow though, the new videogame marathon continues to pass the time til 4 hits.
 
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