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[Help!] The Girl I Like Won't Respond to My Emails (´`)

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SquiddyCracker

Banned
#OP
Oh, since you guys call me creepy and scary, I’m wondering if I should send an email asking if I’m scary… (´･ω･`)
Do people send emails like that?
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#OP
I got an email from Denko!
“Maybe a little scary…”
Only a little is okay, right?
I want to make sure there’s no misunderstanding… (´･ω･`)
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Hilarious but sad.
 
K

KirbYuuYuu

Member
From earlier in the blog post

#OP
Subject: To Denko

Thinking on it now, our meeting was a cherry blossom blooming in high school.
And now, it’s spring again just the same.

Before I met you, Denko, I felt like I was in a cold winter.
But in the spring, you put a bud in my heart that would bloom into a great flower.
It’s been so long since we were in high school together, but my feelings are just the same as they were that spring.

You’ve helped me when I was bullied, haven’t you, Denko?
Back then, I thought, “Why does this girl not have the wings an angel should have?”
I suppose you must have left them in your mother’s stomach…

Even when we met eyes, I didn’t have the courage.
And we could never talk to each other.
But now, I’m different!
Denko, I know you may not want to marry me yet, but please, go out with me!

Well? (´･ω･`)
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#OP
Well, I sent it. (´･ω･`)
Normally I’m very prudent, but today, with all of your encouragement, I’ve confessed.

If Denko and I start dating, I hope we can read this thread and laugh about it together… (´･ω･`)
Also, since I wanted to increase my chances, I added that no matter what happens, I won’t give up on her.
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Died here. FUCK that last line would terrify the shit out of me if I got that.
 
T

trh

Nifty AND saffron-colored!
Man that wasn't a twist, it was more of a tiny fizzle followed by a slow lean. And then it just ended. Shit story sucked balls god dammit (´･ω･`)
 
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Branduil

Member
I lost it at the guy telling him to stuff 30 hamsters in a box and give it to her.

Everything else was incredibly disturbing and depressing.
 
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Jibbed

Member
trh said:
Man that wasn't a twist, it was more of a tiny fizzle followed by a slow lean. And then it just ended. Shit story sucked balls god dammit (´･ω･`)
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Yup.

(´･ω･`)

I wonder what would happen if I take this emoticon to another thread?
 
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squidyj

Member
This guy has to have been trolling. I cannot accept any other explanation of events, it's just too sad. (´･ω･`)
 
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trh

Nifty AND saffron-colored!
"I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?"


That line always puts the ladies right at ease



(´･ω･`)
 
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SquiddyCracker

Banned
On a sidenote, pretty much everything that guy did up until the stalking bit is probably pretty common for most women. My girlfriend has a persistent stalker that says pretty much the same stuff, ending every sentence and message with either "..." or ">_>".
 
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Persona7

Banned
600 emails...What the hell? I don't think I have sent that many emails in all the years I have been using email.


The trolls are hilarious though.


"First things first, shoot her some emails. About 600 should be good. "
 
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Ravidrath

Member
trh said:
"I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?"

That line always puts the ladies right at ease

(´･ω･`)
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I pretty much lost it when I read that one.
 
J

Jibbed

Member
This is easily the best bit...

OP said:
#OP
I can’t get a signal here… (´･ω･`)
Maybe she’s gotten wrapped up in some incident? What to do…

Maybe I’ll go to her house, but if we’re dating, then it’s not stalking, okay?! (´･ω･`)
I’m so lost…
Maybe she’s testing to see if I’d come to save her if something happened?
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2CH said:
#2ch
We’ve got a Sherlock Holmes on our hands.
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Hahahahahahahaha.
 
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LordCanti

Member
I want to believe that it was a troll but....

Like someone else said: This is the nega-Densha Otoko.

RUN DENKO! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
 
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Sadsic

Member
Daisuke said:
A-ko said the same thing… I guess that’s how girls think… (´･ω･`)
Well, I’ve learned from it now.
But girls like it that way in H manga and anime, right?
I thought unprotected was supposed to be better…
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looooooooool
 
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BlackGhost

Banned
dem said:
Me too

I thought there was going to be a payoff...
what a waste of time.
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Payoff was the many individual laughs and chuckles you recieved, and this (´･ω･`)


........then again I didn't read it (´･ω･`)
 
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also

Banned
It's kind of sad to think that such delusional and clueless people exist.
OP said:
Sorry, I’ll give more details.
So I asked A-ko* for some advice?
And she was harsh. She said I had a 10% chance of getting with Denko at best.
Then I suddenly realized, maybe A-ko’s jealous of me… (´･ω･`)
And then it was so clear to me why A-ko was selling me information!
Maybe she just wanted to talk to me all along?

Once I had that thought, I started to see A-ko’s kindness, and I realized my feelings were starting to shift toward A-ko a little… (´･ω･`)
Does anyone have experience loving two people at the same time?
I don’t know how to describe these feelings…
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*A-ko is Denko's ''friend'' that keeps selling this creep information and eventually sleeps with him for cash.
 
V

VariantX04

Loser slave of the system :(
hamstarz.png
 
E

Emitan

Member
2ch said:
Reading this thread reminds me that there are people like this, and reassures me that I’m doing just fine.
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Hahahahahaha~
OP said:
Oh, since you guys call me creepy and scary, I’m wondering if I should send an email asking if I’m scary… (´･ω･`)
Do people send emails like that?
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Please tell me this isn't real.
 
N

Neo Child

Banned
Just sem-skimmed-read the whole thing.

Wow, if it was over a course of days then it was either a serious troll some guy had fun doing or someone serious. I hope it was a troll... everything that happened and that the guy was saying about Denko and the A-Ko girl, spending 500,000 yen on... sounds like something from a manga. Christ.

Fun read.
 
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EvetS

Member
On third page and it's still going strong.

Fascinating stuff...

edit: finished it (´･ω･`)

every page is mnight after mnight...
 
L

Lemon Crest

Member
Goes to show even when you think you're bad at something
there's always someone x1000 times worse......















(´･ω･`)
 
B

Baggatoast

Member
I read the whole thing and it feels like my eyes are bleeding.
Holy shit, that guy.
So...
I don't even know what to say.
He pseudo-assaults and stalks her, doesn't get the police called on him and hires a prostitute/girlfriend.
Man...
 
C

Cranzor

Junior Member
I just read the entire thing. That wasn't much of a twist ending, it just got even weirder. Parts of it legitimately creeped me out.
 
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Smilax

Member
Gaf... what did you make me read? This is either a well made fan fiction, or a horrible nightmare. (´･ω･`)
 
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Ignis Fatuus

Banned
As hilariously sad as the dude is, some of the reactions by the other posters are actually funnier. Like, the sheer horror in their words. And this:

#2ch
(´･ω･`) ← This is starting to piss me off.
 
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Anteater

Member
Some parts sounds really weird, it's either a troll thread where the OP doesn't know how to follow up after he made up the A-Ko part, or it's a real story but he lied about some of the stuff, as suggested by a few posts in the early thread by a random person (who was that anyway?)

Edit: oh wait I misread that part, I thought it was the same person that posted Denko's nickname, and what happened to that person?
 
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Emitan

Member
Alucrid said:
Oh god, there's another page?
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I'm on the third. I really hope it ends soon.

I’ve been wanting to know when Denko sleeps, so I’ve watched her window to see when the lights go out.
Usually the lights are out around 1 or 2, so she might be sleeping… (´･ω･`)
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SOMEONE WARN DENKO

THIS DUDE IS AN S-CLASS STALKER
 
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