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Name? Link?ForzaItalia said:I saw this in a porn once but the cum was grape coloured...
Name? Link?ForzaItalia said:I saw this in a porn once but the cum was grape coloured...
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JSnake said:I let the folks know I pissed blood. Can't tell 'em I jacked. They're both conservative christians. Set up an appointment with the doctor.
mosaic said:I remember when I had a cut on my dick that got infected. Friend's cat slashed me. No, I wasn't fucking the cat. Anyway, I went to my doctor to get it looked at because I didn't want my junk to fall off. Plus, every time I'd get aroused it'd HURT BAD.
Mamesj said:Get thee to a nunnery!!!
Xater said:What is it with most males being afraid going to a doctor? This has to be one of the reasons we don't live as long as women.
JSnake said:I'm not an adult, though.
JSnake said:I jizzed in a cup, had mom drop it off at the doc. He calls back and says "PERFECT CUM!".
JSnake said:I jizzed in a cup, had mom drop it off at the doc. He calls back and says "PERFECT CUM!".
Ferrio said:.....okay so this was a joke thread all along?
They have them here.DarkJediKnight said:Don't they have walk-in-clinics in the USA?
A few years ago I told my dad I was an atheist, then like 2 weeks later he said we were going somewhere and he ended up taking me to a church. I refused, sat in the car and he came out with fucking holy water cupped in his hand and splashed it on me.Zenith said:tell them you're an atheist.
JSnake said:It wasn't a joke thread. Jesus.
JSnake said:It wasn't a joke thread. Jesus.
Costanza said:A few years ago I told my dad I was an atheist, then like 2 weeks later he said we were going somewhere and he ended up taking me to a church. I refused, sat in the car and he came out with fucking holy water cupped in his hand and splashed it on me.
I just laughed at him and said "seriously?" and kept laughing.
Religious parents suck
:lolCount Dookkake said::lol
You should have screamed "It burns! It burns! You're killing me!"
Then what was up with that PERFECT CUM post?JSnake said:It wasn't a joke thread. Jesus.
Madman said:Then what was up with that PERFECT CUM post?
I have heard/witnessed worse. No, I'm not kidding.Amir0x said:While reading this thread, I became far more disturbed by the way JSnake's parents treat him than by the blood that poured out of his dick.
Count Dookkake said::lol
You should have screamed "It burns! It burns! You're killing me!"
Madman said:I have heard/witnessed worse. No, I'm not kidding.
I'm pretty sure his parents jerk and fist each other anyways. He's the only clueless one.Amir0x said:well so have i but i always hate to hear stories about how a kid is seemingly so worried to offend his parents that he's afraid to even tell them he wants to see a doctor alone, let alone that he jerks it from time to time
Your mom knows you jerk off in that case. Shouldn't you be punished? Why are you on the computer?JSnake said:Because he said something to that effect.
Madman said:Your mom knows you jerk off in that case. Shouldn't you be punished? Why are you on the computer?
Hamlet!GallonOMilk said:Wonder how many people got that.
yeah, I was more than a little grossed-out when I read the liner notes. And it was #3?! ugh.Infinitemadness said:remake that shitty Metallica album cover.
dude, they already know. seriously. just go to a doctor. it's not like they have to be in the same room as the doctor when you talk to him/her, you know.JSnake said:No sores. Everything looks normal.
Also going to the doctor would mean letting my parents know I j/o.
Amir0x said:While reading this thread, I became far more disturbed by the way JSnake's parents treat him than by the blood that poured out of his dick.
JSnake said:Alright, so time for explaining. Doctor calls up, tells me to jizz in a cup AND pee in a cup and drop them both over to him. He wanted to examine them both so he can make a better diagnosis. Jizzing in a cup doesn't really let my mom know I j/o on a regular basis. After all, the doctor tells me to, so it's OK.
He calls up after testing and tells me I have "perfectly clean semen", but "PERFECT CUM" sounded funnier so there you go. He says the same thing for the piss.
JSnake said:Alright, so time for explaining. Doctor calls up, tells me to jizz in a cup AND pee in a cup and drop them both over to him. He wanted to examine them both so he can make a better diagnosis. Jizzing in a cup doesn't really let my mom know I j/o on a regular basis. After all, the doctor tells me to, so it's OK.
He calls up after testing and tells me I have "perfectly clean semen", but "PERFECT CUM" sounded funnier so there you go. He says the same thing for the piss.
X26 said:My Dad started pissing blood not long ago, ended up needing a catherter which he unfortunately showed me.
My god I'll never get the image of my dad coming into my room, dropping his pants, and excitedly pointing out the tube in his dick out of my mind.
JSnake said:Alright, so time for explaining. Doctor calls up, tells me to jizz in a cup AND pee in a cup and drop them both over to him. He wanted to examine them both so he can make a better diagnosis. Jizzing in a cup doesn't really let my mom know I j/o on a regular basis. After all, the doctor tells me to, so it's OK.
He calls up after testing and tells me I have "perfectly clean semen", but "PERFECT CUM" sounded funnier so there you go. He says the same thing for the piss.