Was there blood in it the second time?JSnake said:Alright, so time for explaining. Doctor calls up, tells me to jizz in a cup AND pee in a cup and drop them both over to him. He wanted to examine them both so he can make a better diagnosis. Jizzing in a cup doesn't really let my mom know I j/o on a regular basis. After all, the doctor tells me to, so it's OK.
He calls up after testing and tells me I have "perfectly clean semen", but "PERFECT CUM" sounded funnier so there you go. He says the same thing for the piss.