Ash Housewares said:you're right, they'll have to change you to "makes worse threads than PhoenixDark"
How about 'makes worse threads than capslock' for PD instead?
Ash Housewares said:you're right, they'll have to change you to "makes worse threads than PhoenixDark"
I've got a Blue Pants said:If given the chance, I would plow my manhood into the sweet, ripe, stinking asshole of my feline companion.
If this is the only reason you are not doing it, you should end yourself.PhoenixDark said:The potentially lethal ph levels of a cat's butt scare me away from this.
You were the one who did this, weren't you..PhoenixDark said:Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.
Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.
Phoenix said:Words cannot express my anger at having to clean off (and in) my new 20" monitor after having read this thread... though after I finish, I'm going to read it again.
Ryck said:So is shocking people with insane crap the new coolness here at Gaf? Between this and the guy who masterbates to 8 year olds he thinks look 13 I think we've reached an all time low in creppyness.
pix plzPhoenixDark said:Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.
Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.
PhoenixDark said:Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.
Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.
PhoenixDark said:Well, I'm sitting here on the computer on GAF as usual, and my cat is in a chair next to me. While rubbing her, I have always been impressed by her thighs. They truly remind me of what I guess a woman's large butt would feel like, if I ever got my hands on it. I like scratching her around the area where her legs are folded back while she's sitting. Very nice feel to it. Apparently, she likes it too, but of course I'd never know. She hasn't tried to bite me, so everything is fine I figure. It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.
Her name is Meg, but my nickname for her is Beyonce.
PhoenixDark said:It's consensual as long as one of the participating members can't talk.
sonarrat said:Man... every time I try to respond to this I get mentally blocked. :lol It's right up my alley, too, but I haven't mentioned my furriness here in a long time, so much that some old-timers may have forgotten and none of the newbs have any clue. I don't even know how much I could say without starting a mass vomit scene, a la Like Water For Chocolate.
I'll just say that I don't think animals care where you touch them - it's the context, and the intention. My cat doesn't like to be touched on her belly - if she's rolled over on her back and I try to rub her, she'll attack me, then scramble to her feet. But if she's begging at me, and I push her over playfully and give her a kind of belly-noogie, then she takes that without complaining. And I think the same thing goes for, well, the part you were talking about. I've never met an animal that didn't like to have its butt scratched.
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Stuffonmycat is AWESOME
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catfish said:Why the hell are sonnarrats and Phoenixdarks little light things by their names reading "neutral"?
Is the sexually bent indicator broken? why isn't there a red flashing light? WHO THE FUCK TOUCHES CATS BOTTOMS
sonarrat said:Haha, I should have thought you would be livid about this. They like it. Get over it.
:lolDaddyZ said:yo kid, we might have to kick you out of the NAACGP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored Gaming People). Your on timeout with McNabb.