having to completely bend your spine and stare into your crotch while resting the 3DS on your legs does not seem like a comfortable control method to me.
If you've played Metroid Prime Hunters and got used to, KIU is exactly the same. If your hand cramps, pause and clench your hands. That or reorient the position of your hands
I dunno, does that sound quite as ridiculous as "I despise the clearly more functional point-and-click mechanics of proper shooting games, Nintendo should cater to meeeeeee!" etc.?
Dual analogue simply does not and cannot suit this type of gameplay. At all. Point blank. If someone goes on a temper tantrum because of something like that, Uprising clearly isn't their game. Move on and get over it.
Errr no, I was on the train of thought of something like this. I don't really care for the epeen of posters who understand Sakurai's genius control scheme. But I guess that's my fault for assuming you meant something else, rather than the small number of people you managed to tally up. My bad.