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[Aselith]

The lizardmen will definitely probably not eat you during the eclipse....how fast can you run?

 

[The Lamp]

I accidentally looked at a car reflection of the sun during the eclipse today. Will I die?

 

[Van Bur3n]

Only if you're a lizard man. I hear the black sun reveals the true form of the reptilians that lurk among us.

And I'll be ready lizard people. Do you hear me? You won't escape this time.

 

[Poppy]

I accidentally looked at a car reflection of the sun during the eclipse today. Will I die?

i can safely say that you will

 

[partime]

I glanced at it through my 10-stop filter; eye feels funny ever since, but luckily nothings "burned in".

 

[AtomskEater]

I glanced at it through my 10-stop filter; eye feels funny ever since, but luckily nothings "burned in".

I glanced at it from my periphery and was like "ow." I have pretty sensitive eyes and squint when I'm outside without sunglasses on normal days, though.

Seriously, I don't even know how people can stand looking at it through their fingers and such like that one poster said.

 

[Faiz]

Dammit just went outside now my eyes have space cancer.

 

[Duane Cunningham]

When we were kids on the playground, we'd have dares to see who could stare directly at the sun the longest.

 

[Haines]

I glanced at it from my periphery and was like "ow." I have pretty sensitive eyes and squint when I'm outside without sunglasses on normal days, though.

Seriously, I don't even know how people can stand looking at it through their fingers and such like that one poster said.

I looked at it. I would take quick 1 second glances. Maybe did it 10 times.

I think ill be fine.

 

[Raven117]

I accidentally looked at a car reflection of the sun during the eclipse today. Will I die?

Adios, mo'fo.

 

[HStallion]

I was just out watching the Eclipse and Lizard Men were out there eating people alive. The horror!

 

[sixteen-bit]

There are a bunch of people out on the roof of the parking garage at work looking at it. Someone is wearing a welder's mask. One dude was looking through his fucking fingers.

Wario64 just posted someone was looking through IMAX 3D glasses on his street.

How are people so completely fucking stupid.

do you know if they are OK?

 

[Guevara]

So I went outside to see for myself if it was safe and... NO. No it's not.

 

[Cyan]

OP hasn't posted since 4AM... OP are you alive??!??? Please answer!

 

[ThatStupidLion]

is OP dead?

 

[Psxphile]

Only if you're Fire Nation.

 

[Beartruck]

It's only dangerous if you're out there while holding a red behelit. Then shit goes south fast.

 

[Sorcerer Supreme]

lol wtf is wrong with your dad

 

[Glix]

So the theory at work is that if you are jerking off you can look straight at the eclipse.

Their blinding effects cancel each other out.

 

[Cyan]

Not enough people warned him about the lizardmen, he probably didn't take it seriously. (((((((((

OP please let us know if you're all right.

 

[bennywhatever]

There are a bunch of people out on the roof of the parking garage at work looking at it. Someone is wearing a welder's mask. One dude was looking through his fucking fingers.

Wario64 just posted someone was looking through IMAX 3D glasses on his street.

How are people so completely fucking stupid.

How does he know they were IMAX 3D glasses? One of my coworkers had a pair that looked similar to the nice IMAX 3Ds, but they were the proper ISO solar glasses. Not all solar glasses are made of paper or are welder's helmets

 

[LiK]

OP, I just came back and now I have a third eye.

 

[Violet_0]

no, it's basically a 2 1/2 minutes The Purge

Only if you're Fire Nation.

hehe

 

[Media]

I'm Navajo and it's like, a total thing not to set foot outside during an eclipse.


Sat in the driveway with my kids and the glasses and watched the whole damn thing.

#rebel

 

[Tal Shiar Agent]

We had cloud cover in PA, but it was thin enough that I could get nice pictures with my phone. Excited for the near-total we will get in April 2024.

 

[Waddle Dee]

Oh no! The sun's out to get me!

 

[Aselith]

Should we organize a search party?

 

[Kayhan]

He is with the God Hand now.

Best forget about him.

 

[UberTag]

I'm sure he's okay. He's just blind now.
We should chip in on a Kickstarter for a braille keyboard so he can post on GAF again.

 

[NekoFever]

So the theory at work is that if you are jerking off you can look straight at the eclipse.

Their blinding effects cancel each other out.

Makes sense. It's a double blind test and that's science.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Twist:

OPs dad was the Lizardman all along.








RIP OP

 

[sixteen-bit]

lol @ the new thread title

 

[Fancyarcher]

You'll be fine.

 

[zethren]

That title update lol

 

[Lucky Seven]

Did I just read someone die?

 

[Monocle]

So how do you guys plan to spend your last moments after this conjunction of the spheres? I was going to go with hysterical screaming while clawing like a crazed beast at my pulpy sockets, but then I remembered I needed to check if the OP survived.

Guess not, RIP.

 

[Skatterd]

Was OP Trump?

 

[jiiikoo]

Was OP Trump?

Probably Barron.

 

[Kensation]

Looks like the Blood Demons got their sacrifice. An eternity of unfathomable torment for the OP, yet his sacrifice for the rest of humanity shall be recorded for all time.

 

[Impeccable]

GAF, don't hold this on your consciousness. We tried to warn him, that is all we could do.

 

[NeoGold123]

God help him. Only time will tell if his father was able to save him.

 

[Inferno313]

OP is ded

long live op

 

[sinkfla87]

I took my two and a half minute window of opportunity to find my lifelong nemesis, who happened to be sitting outside of Starbucks like all the cool college kids do in this town and exact revenge. He thinks I'm over our childhood squabbles (JOKES ON HIM) so when he went for a high five upon seeing me, I instead got him in a rear naked choke hold and pried his eyes open directly to the sun. Guess he won't be seeing me around anymore heh heh heh.

Spoiler

Couldn't see shit here.

 

[RK9039]

RIP

Can I take the OP's account?

 

[ForkNetwork]

OP got kidnapped by the clowns

 

[BLOODED_hands]

I thought it was the Crab People who was roaming around? Well, doesn't matter, the OP ded.

Should have been inside like me (actually slept for too long. Woke up with superpowers, can confirm the Eclipse will give you superpowers), safe from the Lizard and Crab People!

 

[OraleeWey]

Is there a Simpsons gif for OP's post?

 

[zeemumu]

Imhotep took OP? Someone should've told him it wasn't safe to go out during an eclipse

 

[Monochromaticx]

What a mysterious mystery!

 

[cdyhybrid]

The lizard people got him. I warned him!