A side effect of this will be that The Mario Game contains "awesomeness code" that overwhelms and destroys all the computers of all non-awesome people.
Meaning, in two weeks time, the code will have spread like a virus, using the torrent to infect and the infected as vectors, until the awesomeness code has spread throughout the entire internet. Stupid users, trolls, GameFAQs, all will be wiped out in a glorious-though-disturbingly-genocidal wave of awesome. Stupid threads will cease, fucked up porn sites and forums will go down, Runescape and ad-covered flash game sites will be obliterated, Freewebs, Geocities, and Angelfire will finally meet their end, topsites that link to each other without any actual content will be massacred, pirates will be put out of business, endless e-arguments will cease. The e-celebrities, the wannabe e-celebrities, the internet drama, all will be washed away in the coming flood of awesome.
In the end, the Internet will finally become cleansed. It will lack the shitty amateur-ness of the old Internet, while keeping its awesome and exclusivity, and retain the sleek and sheen of the new Internet, while banishing its overinflated Web 2.0 ego.
And so The Mario Game will create Paradise on Screen.