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[legacyzero]

It's on

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/04/politics/fox-debate-cleveland-announcement/index.html

From Fox News

Prime Debates:
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul
Chris Christie
John Kasich

Kid's Table debates:
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore

The Republican Hunger Games are almost here

 

[EatinOlives]

Fiorina and Perry didn't make the cut.

 

[adj_noun]

And at the kid's table:

Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, Carly Fiorina, Lindsey Graham, George Pataki, and Jim Gilmore -- will appear at a debate earlier Thursday evening.

 

[Siegcram]

What a delectable table of fuckheads.

 

[War Peaceman]

Wow Santorum and Perry are with Jindal LOL

 

[smokeandmirrors]

 

[TheAbsolution]

And at the kid's table:

I love this analogy lol.

 

[Jigorath]

Hah! Hold that L, Perry.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Trump with a double digit lead in the polls. Incredible. I would instantly vote for him if he returned my text message.

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

Man, thats like an all-star list of cartoon villains.

 

[Pure_Phazon]

Trump:" Before we start tonight's debate let it be known that I'm surrounded by losers!"

 

[speculawyer]

I thought B-Dubs was dropping the OT.

 

[brianmcdoogle]

Looks like Kasich's gamble paid off. Kind of surprised Perry didn't make the cut.

And, I understand why Carson polls as "well" as he does, but it still takes me back every time I see it.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

oh god, those poll numbers.

Save us, Chutulu!

 

[Matt_]

It upsets me that Im not going to be able to watch this live
Talking of upsetting there is something off about Ted Cruz's face that I don't like

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Man, there is something wrong when Donald Trump doesn't seem that outlandishly nutty in relative comparison with everyone else.

 

[Slacker]

I would love to see Perry's reaction when he found out, not that it would have been a huge surprise. I would never delight in someone else's suffering of course, but... ok this time I would.

Best part: I'm sure he's about half a point behind Kasich in polls with three point margin of errors, and he's OUT! Democracy!

 

[perfectchaos007]

I thought B-Dubs was dropping the OT.

This probably isn't the official thread. OP doesn't even have the date of the debate

 

[legacyzero]

I thought B-Dubs was dropping the OT.

This is just the new-news thread. This just happened.

EDIT: Dammit beaten!

 

[Kaladin]

To call this thing a clusterfuck would be unkind to the greatest clusterfucks of history.

I'm looking forward to this battle royal.

 

[Y2Kev]

Trump:" Before we start tonight's debate let it be known that I'm surrounded by losers!"

Would be amazing.

 

[John Dunbar]

this will probably stop being funny when trump becomes this generation's reagan.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Whomever wins, he will lose

 

[legacyzero]

Obama: The Republican Hunger Games

I still laugh at this. Even funnier is he was in my town when he said this

 

[Crud]

Who is Ben Carson?

 

[Marvie_3]

Cant wait to watch this circus

 

[OctoMan]

Kid's Table debates:
Rick Perry
Rick Santorum
Bobby Jindal
Carly Fiorina
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
Jim Gilmore

So their campaigns are over before they started right?

 

[QuantumBro]

When does the prime time debate start?

 

[Siegcram]

Who is Ben Carson?

Fox News' resident neurosurgeon. Needless to say, pretty bad at his job.

 

[B-Dubs]

I thought B-Dubs was dropping the OT.

That's later.

Thanks for posting this, I can finally solidify the jokes. Little sad Fiorina, Santorum and Jindal didn't make the prime-time debate as I had some truly great jokes for them.

 

[BlackJace]

Circle of Squares

 

[ApharmdX]

This is going to be high drama. Must-see TV. I can't wait!

 

[Kusagari]

lol Santorum.

From being second to Romney in 2012 to not even being able to make the big boys debate in 2016.

 

[Limit]

This is going to be so amazing, from a comedic perspective.



Can't wait for it!

 

[Thunder Monkey]

this will probably stop being funny when trump becomes this generation's reagan.

A failed egomaniac actor, speaking from the gut?

I've been terrified since the minute he announced.

 

[Nekofrog]

so rich and white it's like im runnin 'gainst a cheese cake

 

[adj_noun]

If Trump doesn't come out to this I will be sad.

 

[rjinaz]

I generally don't watch debates this early but with Trump being there, this is must watch tv as far as I'm concerned. I'll have my popcorn ready.

 

[Iksenpets]

Man, I needed Perry to beat out Kasich. He'd be so much more fun than boring, boring Kasich. At least he'll be around to light up the Kidz Table debate. Maybe he can get into debate 2 after Trump body slams a few candidates out of contention.

 

[WedgeX]

The potential comedic value is high.

 

[Oddduck]

Donald Trump...
Jeb Bush...
Mike Huckabee...
Chris Christie...

This is going to be hilarious.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Fuckery approaches.

 

[Enduin]

I'm not sure which group is more depressing and pathetic.

Gonna be a wild ride either way.

 

[Ashodin]

I generally don't watch debates this early but with Trump being there, this is must watch tv as far as I'm concerned. I'll have my popcorn ready.

yeah it's going to be hilarious I can already tell

 

[Kaladin]

My only regret is this......why can't Jon Stewart's Daily Show run go another week to cover this fuckery?

 

[barik]

Like a depressing circus.

 

[Foffy]

This'll be fun.

Is it sad I'm still rooting for Trump? He may say some stupid shit and be backwards on most topics, but he is the only guy in that debate who may view health care as a human right, and wants a universal model. The two runner ups after him think like parasites and want to privatize everything.

 

[B-Dubs]

Graham didn't make it either? SON OF A BITCH! How am I supposed to do my southern belle if Graham isn't there?

All my garnish has gone missing, I can't just serve you guys a steam plate of Trump.

 

[perfectchaos007]

My only regret is this......why can't Jon Stewart's Daily Show run go another week to cover this fuckery?

Or just one more day. Doesn't the debate and his last show occur this Thursday?

 

[Clydefrog]

This is like the TV event of the year. Besides the super bowl. It's going to have huge ratings.

They should have put the kiddy table debate on PPV.