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[Darias]

Also - that's a staggeringly stupid app... Good job Sprint.

Must really blow to ever be the passenger in a vehicle.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

If a vortex does open, I'd be more scared about what can come out from the other side than the guy jumping into it.

For all we know the moment it opens and he jumps he gets swallowed by a giant dragon that is coming out.

.

 

[FinKL]

Wasn't there another Gaffer who posted the OT "Anything to do in Sedona, AZ?" recently

 

[Matt_C]

Edited for truth:

If a vortex does open, I'd be more scared about what can come out from the other side than the guy jumping into it.

For all we know the moment it opens and he jumps he gets swallowed by a giant DAGON that is coming out.

 

[Deified Data]

Saw this guy on a prepper documentary once. Can't he be committed or something?

Does he have any sort of netting or anything else to cushion his fall, or would that interfere with his "leap of faith"? If not, pre-emptive condolences to his friends and family. He sounds like an interesting, albeit crazy, guy.

Edited for truth:

That's dread Cthulhu, not Dagon.

 

[Mesoian]

If he actually believed it, he wouldn't have told anyone.

 

[soul creator]

Well, it's not like we can prove that there isn't a cosmic portal in Sedona, AZ, so clearly, the skeptics and the believers are both on equal ground.

 

[Matt_C]

That's dread Cthulhu, not Dagon.

Was quoting Wyndstryker's post without the picture.

 

[Deified Data]

Was quoting Wyndstryker's post without the picture.

And I was just being pointlessly nitpicky.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

but the actual solstice is 1 minute later - 11:12 UT (or 6:12 am EST). Dude is gonna miss the portal

Oh, he'll be there.

 

[Mission]

For a guy who gives tours he doesn't know his Geography well. The nearest "Vortex" is about 1/2 mile southeast of Bell Rock across the highway.

 

[kai3345]

he should do a backflip

 

[infinityBCRT]

He clearly is going to enter QuasiSpace.

 

[Ferrio]

Yet another thing I can add to this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504521

 

[fallagin]

-Automatically activates when the phone is in motion
-Phone Image Prevents texts, calls, and other unsafe distractions
-Can override in emergency situations

Prevent distracted driving

Do 15+ year olds have parental controlled phones these days?

Now I'll be much safer when I'm driving through a vortex.

 

[Anticitizen One]

well I hope he's a republican

 

[Davidion]

He clearly is going to enter QuasiSpace.

YYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCetN193LmI

 

[FStop7]

Yet another thing I can add to this thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504521

LMAO I was just about to post this in your thread.

 

[FlyinJ]

Why can't he just walk into the vortex? Does the vortex only work if you jump from 12 stories above it into it?

I personally would just walk into it...

 

[akira28]

oh shit he'd better not. Vortex jumping could potentially destroy him, and be very bad for both our worlds.

edit: oh, Sedonan vortices? never mind.

 

[Kwixotik]

People in Arizona are crazy.

 

[triplestation]

will this be live streamed?

 

[Flying Toaster]

Like I said, the crystal people are batshit crazy. I might have to actually drive up there to check it out.

 

[BakedPigeon]

Searching through youtube I was able to find a video of this guy on top of bell rock sorta talking about the jump. You can clearly see he has a "leap of faith 2012" sweater on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU9HFAZSUR4

 

[MrPing1000]

Now you're thinking with portals.

 

[FairyD]

Someone needs to film this.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

well I hope he's a republican

Wow. Impressive.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[Josh7289]

-Automatically activates when the phone is in motion
-Phone Image Prevents texts, calls, and other unsafe distractions
-Can override in emergency situations

Prevent distracted driving

Do 15+ year olds have parental controlled phones these days?

Oh shit, we've entered the vortex.

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

One way or another, if he does this, and people are watching.. they are gonna freak out and remember this even for quite a while. :lol

Hopefully he doesn't do it, or hopefully someone stops him.

 

[BakedPigeon]

I've decided I am heading over there tomorrow with my video camera to record the event, if such an event happens. I dunno what to really expect but if I can get any crazy footage I will be sure to post it. Minus him plummeting to his death of course, you will have to PM me for that.

 

[DrBo42]

The vortex has opened! We've been saved from a terrible thread!

You cheeky bastard.

 

[Tobor]

I’d like to see what else our Cosmic Computer has to offer.

There's a Cosmic Computer kill screen coming up, guys.

Hey, guys, a Cosmic Computer kill screen coming up, check it out.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

 

[Angelus Errare]

Faith > Buffy.

 

[Candeldandel]

Now I'll be much safer when I'm driving through a vortex.

I do always worry about my friends who insist on texting me on transit through vortexes (vortecies vortices?)

 

[Cade]

I do always worry about my friends who insist on texting me on transit through vortexes (vortecies?) :\

Weirdly it's vortices.

Or not so weirdly.

 

[Plywood]

Perfect.

 

[Magni]

-Automatically activates when the phone is in motion
-Phone Image Prevents texts, calls, and other unsafe distractions
-Can override in emergency situations

Prevent distracted driving

Do 15+ year olds have parental controlled phones these days?

Unless you're an environmentally (and economically) stupid driver, you should be avoiding driving alone whenever possible. If I'm with a friend in a car, why should my phone cease to function while he drives?

 

[ffdgh]

So he's jumping to his death......K

 

[WickedCobra03]

Yeah, I heard about this in the beginning of the year already and I jokingly told my friend we should set up 2 lawn chairs and cooler full of beer and watch from below... It is kind of a sick way to think about it, but I would more be fascinated if there would be someone who would actually do that... I mean come on...

 

[Kinky John]

So he's jumping to his death......K

Not necessarily.

 

[bangai-o]

he is going to be all alone over there.

 

[Link]

He lawyered them.

He's gonna get universed tomorrow.

 

[Dead Man]

So, he's going to wait and see if it opens, not just leap and hope he has the timing right, right? It would suck to plunge to his death only to see the vortex open 3 second later since his watch was wrong.

 

[TimeEffect]

And if he doesn't make it: "I just lacked the faith!"

 

[Mushroomer25]

Why doesn't somebody just put a big net at the bottom of the casm? It doesn't matter if he hits the ground, he just has to pass through the portal.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Well he won't be teleported to Hogwarts since that leap of faith takes place on a platform in some train station in England. What if he's jumping into the Twilight portal?

 

[Feature]

Waiting for the videos on liveleak.

 

[thetrin]

Unless you're an environmentally (and economically) stupid driver, you should be avoiding driving alone whenever possible. If I'm with a friend in a car, why should my phone cease to function while he drives?

Wait, are you suggesting that you drive with a buddy system?