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[Nocturnowl]

the second best Castlevania is 20 years old today friends

1997? have we hit a SotN anniversary? because i'll celebrate that game whenever the opportunity arises.

Ryback is that friend you had in high school whose dad worked for Nintendo, had a hot girlfriend out of state and was in this super cool touring band (only during the summer)

Bryan sounds like such a dick to Ryback lol

These two points go together perfectly now I think about it.

 

[Into the Light]

Shit

Jim Ross on twitter: My wife Jan, my little angel, was hit while riding her Vespa & has multiple skull fractures. She's in surgery now. We need a miracle.

 

[Raw64life]

Full card for Sakura Genesis;

Looks pretty damn stacked, those top 4 matches should be great - actually really excited for TenKoji vs War Machine, more than I probably would've been with GBH or Yano/Ishii in that spot. Goto vs ZSJ is going to be an interesting one, not sure how it'll play out, especially with Zack's Suzuki-gun affiliation.

A waste of Naito, Omega and Suzuki, but still a great card. Not sure why there's no IC title match. Despite Okada being guaranteed victory, I'm still pumped for the match.

Shit

Jim Ross on twitter: My wife Jan, my little angel, was hit while riding her Vespa & has multiple skull fractures. She's in surgery now. We need a miracle.

According to the TMZ article, she wasn't wearing a helmet. Not no sympy, but definitely less sympy from me.

 

[newdayrocks]

WrestleMania Axxess matches to feature Superstars from NXT, 205 Live, the U.K. Championship Tournament, PROGRESS and Insane Championship Wrestling

For the first time in history, Superstars from not only NXT, but also WWE 205 Live, the U.K. Championship Tournament, PROGRESS Wrestling and Insane Championship Wrestling (ICW) will compete at Axxess.

WWE 205 Live is home to the ring’s top Cruiserweights, and the groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed U.K. Championship Tournament, held over the course of two nights in January, shined a light on the United Kingdom’s toughest competitors. London-based PROGRESS Wrestling and Glasgow, Scotland-based ICW, meanwhile, represent the first non-WWE promotions to have their competitors be featured at Axxess.

Super interesting.

 

[Kaladin]

WrestleMania Axxess matches to feature Superstars from NXT, 205 Live, the U.K. Championship Tournament, PROGRESS and Insane Championship Wrestling

Super interesting.

Just hope they avoid double booking these guys with any other events that weekend.

 

[newdayrocks]

Just hope they avoid double booking these guys with any other events that weekend.

That's a funny way to misspell "pull them from any other shows that weekend."

 

[Kaladin]

That's a funny way to misspell "pull them from any other shows that weekend."

Of course, this is probably why Progress is happening at noon on Friday.

 

[miserable]

1997? have we hit a SotN anniversary? because i'll celebrate that game whenever the opportunity arises.

yep. it was released in Japan 20 year ago on this day

 

[Hex]

Still Finn and Joe not at Mania.

It will be Joe vs Zayn somehow

 

[Zach]

I was called a unicorn by the dental hygienist for having such nice teeth. >___>

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

It will be Joe vs Zayn somehow

Probably won't. Joe's beaten Sami cleanly twice now.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I was called a unicorn by the dental hygienist for having such nice teeth. >___>

UNICORN?!

ZACH'S-TEETH-ROCKS

ZACH'S-TEETH-ROCKS

ZACH'S-TEETH-ROCKS

*trombone plays*

 

[Caderfix]

I was called a unicorn by the dental hygienist for having such nice teeth. >___>

Are unicorns known for having good teeth? Never heard of that.

 

[SallyIsNow]

I was called a unicorn by the dental hygienist for having such nice teeth. >___>

He msent jabornie

 

[ANuclearError]

Ooft, neat to see ICW and PROGRESS titles defended at Axxess. Though I find it amusing they're trying to limit the number of people they need to bring by having Wolfgang go for the PROGRESS title despite him never working for them to the best of my knowledge.

I hope these matches get uploaded.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Are unicorns known for having good teeth? Never heard of that.

I think the implication that much like unicorns, teeth as beautiful as Zach's are hard to find.

Too bad his dental hygienist can't read any of Zach's posts.

 

[British Monsoon]

A waste of Naito, Omega and Suzuki, but still a great card. Not sure why there's no IC title match. Despite Okada being guaranteed victory, I'm still pumped for the match.

There's an extra PPV this year, Wrestling Toyo on April 29th, just a few days before Wrestling Dontaku on May 3rd - I'd guess that an IC title shot will be set up to headline for the April 29th show. Maybe Tanahashi or Juice pin Naito to earn a shot?

 

[klonere]

There's an extra PPV this year, Wrestling Toyo on April 29th, just a few days before Wrestling Dontaku on May 3rd - I'd guess that an IC title shot will be set up to headline for the April 29th show. Maybe Tanahashi or Juice pin Naito to earn a shot?

Probably Tana.

Who will win the match.

So Naito can win the G1.

Right?

 

[Heroman]

You guys wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler

Sami Zayn

 

[Mahonay]

Remember that time Ryback took a Cialis pill to impress Brock?

Spoiler

Best table for three episode.

So god damn funny. That episode was amazing. Bryan constantly hazing Ryback is the best.

 

[Nocturnowl]

You guys wanna hear a joke?

Spoiler

Sami Zayn

The underdog buried underground.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Sami is WWE intentionally trying to book a Daniel Bryan-like underdog which is why it's less getting genuine sympathy for him and more making people get tired of seeing him lose all the time.

The best underdogs are the accidental ones, ie; Bryan, Ryder, Becky, Bayley.

 

[Mahonay]

During Sami's match people in my section were just making Ska jokes. Pretty accurate for what Sami is at the moment.

 

[Caderfix]

The underdog buried underground.

I blame that stupid nickname for everything bad that's been happening to Sami. If it wasn't for it, he'd be a world Champion right now.

So god damn funny. That episode was amazing. Bryan constantly hazing Ryback is the best.

The best part of it is that by the end of it even Ryback was having fun with Bryan's jokes.

 

[Mahonay]

I blame that stupid nickname for everything bad that's been happening to Sami. If it wasn't for it, he'd be a world Champion right now.

Lol it's pretty awful.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Sami is WWE intentionally trying to book a Daniel Bryan-like underdog which is why it's less getting genuine sympathy for him and more making people get tired of seeing him lose all the time.

The best underdogs are the accidental ones, ie; Bryan, Ryder, Becky, Bayley.

Ryback

 

[Zach]

Are unicorns known for having good teeth? Never heard of that.

This one is. 🦄🦄🦄

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Definitely getting FloSlam those cards look great

That takeover card is something

Know this was a bit ago but yea Floslam is more then worth it just for Evolve, HOH, FIP, Shine alone. There is so much more though too. There is always something fun to watch on it.

 

[British Monsoon]

They need to hurry up and write a feud for Sami where he loses a loser leaves town match, then a mysterious masked luchador from Tijuana appears in his absence...

Olé

Probably Tana.

Who will win the match.

So Naito can win the G1.

Right?

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Depends, are they doing Okada/Naito this year, or Okada/Omega again...or Naito wins the G1 to face Okada, then Okada loses the belt to Omega at Power Struggle/KoPW and we get Omega/Naito at the Dome?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Ryback

He's the Big Guy when it comes to his heart.

 

[Zach]

I think the implication that much like unicorns, teeth as beautiful as Zach's are hard to find.

Too bad his dental hygienist can't read any of Zach's posts.

I read many of my posts to her!

 

[Caderfix]

I remember Sami saying "That's why they call me the Underdog from the Underground" and thinking to myself "Literally no one ever called you that". I know it's silly, but for some reason that actually bothered me.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I read many of my posts to her!

What did she think of the WM 2000 grade?

 

[Zach]

What did she think of the WM 2000 grade?

She said my judgment was questionable.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Sami is WWE intentionally trying to book a Daniel Bryan-like underdog which is why it's less getting genuine sympathy for him and more making people get tired of seeing him lose all the time.

The best underdogs are the accidental ones, ie; Bryan, Ryder, Becky, Bayley.

yeah i agree with this. There needs to be truth from the locker room that bleeds into these storylines to help ground them in a sense of believable reality. Sami has a reputation for being a fire cracker backstage so when the guy shows up with a woe is me shtick, i really dont care.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Shoulda had better judgement when you named yourself "Zach"

 

[Zach]

🤔

 

[Bluekaveli]

The shoes will be available at select Puma Lab powered by Foot Locker locations nationwide on April 1st for $199; the limited Undertaker version retails for $499 and will be available exclusively at the Orlando location. For more details on where to get a pair, check out the Foot Locker Launch Locator and stay tuned for the official release on April 1st.

http://sneakernews.com/2017/03/21/wwe-puma-foot-locker-release-date/

 

[Caderfix]

I like the idea of Zach going around talking to random people about Super Gradez. I imagine something close to Forrest Gump and the box of chocolate thing.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I remember Sami saying "That's why they call me the Underdog from the Underground" and thinking to myself "Literally no one ever called you that". I know it's silly, but for some reason that actually bothered me.

Same but the moment HHH said "they call me the Ass Kicker"

 

[Kaladin]

I think Triple H forgot about DX last night, you know that time he spent pandering to the crowd giving into what they wanted to get more cheers.

 

[Zach]

I like the idea of Zach going around talking to random people about Super Gradez. I imagine something close to Forrest Gump and the box of chocolate thing.

You just wait until I call the dentist and tell her about the rough treatment I'm getting on WrassleGAF.

 

[FlammableD]

Of course, this is probably why Progress is happening at noon on Friday.

It's more so Brits can watch live

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I'll fight anyone who pays 499 bucks for Undertaker 'holding shoes that are meant to look like the turn' shoes.

 

[Zach]

Hahaha.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'll fight anyone who pays 499 bucks for Undertaker 'holding shoes that are meant to look like the turn' shoes.

I think I'll take out a loan to buy them

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I think I'll take out a loan to buy them

*sighs*

 

[Kaladin]

Hahaha.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Wait they aren't even WWE shoes (as in the shoes have the superstars on them) but just WWE superstars on the inside of the shoe along with the names of the wrestlers being written on the laces?!

Sad!

 

[Caderfix]

I'll fight anyone who pays 499 bucks for Undertaker 'holding shoes that are meant to look like the turn' shoes.

As if you wouldn't rock those if you had the chance to.