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SallyIsNow

Banned
At least the Titus shit was extremely entertaining. There was nothing to take away from Old Day, Bayley segments, or Shinsuke Jackson.
#makeitawin #URAHURAHURAH #KingOfKisses
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
BewareTheBatsie said:
Now last night you all... I mean earlier tonight you guys hurl-heard that the New Day, talking about winning the WWE Tag Team champions... being the t-becoming the WWE Tag Team champions, last summer, right here, in Brooklyn. Now what you all forget, sometimes, is that going into that match that the Prime Time Players were your tag team champions, w-going in.

So every time I get draaaaagged back here to good ol' Brooklyn... I always get someone answering the same question. Whether it be one of them broke brothers from Bushwick, or one of them uppity hipsters from williamsburg. They ask the question: "Was that the worst day of your life?" I look at em. And I say no. That wasn't the worst day of my life, cause when I flash this million dollar smile, I tell ya right now baby, that was the BEST day of my life. It wasn't the worst day of my life cause I dropped the tag team titles, it was the best day of my life, because I dropped the dead weight that was Darren Young.

Oh no no no, let's let's let's let's be real. There's no Ride Along - there is a reason there's no episode of Ride Along with the Prime Time Players. Pretty difficult to do when it's only one Prime Time Player. And he would not be relevant - Darren Young would not be relevant if it wasn't for me. Much like Jay-Z wouldn't be relevant if it wudn't for Beyonce. Oh yeah you booin', but it's true, think about it! Bob Backlund. How is Bob Backlund gonna make Darren Young great again, when he wasn't ever great to begin with? I would be all over the main event. You would be wearing my T-shirt. Hell, I would be your Universal champion right now, if it wasn't for Darren Young. Y'all wanna talk about some Bobbbb BACKLIN.

Well tonight, I blame YOU Darren Young. I blame YOU for all the failures that I have not ha-no-had since I been here. I blame YOU for not being in the main event. I blame YOU for not being the WWE Champion. And I'll tell ya tonight, tonight. You come out here tonight so I can bury you, and be done with you, all together. Come on out here Darren Young, give these people what they want. They want you, come on out here. Come on, we gon' make Darren Young great again, come on Darren.

I'll tell ya what's going on right now. Ol' crazy, wild-eyed, bobbb BACKLIN is back there tellin' him, don't go out there, don't go out there. Cause... he knows... damn well, that Darren Young is too stupid to come out here. So- ......

I want Darren. I don't know who y'all want, but I want Darren to come on out here. I want Dar-ren. Okay. That old crazy man please let this man come out here. I mean t-AY! Who is Bob Backlin anyway? Bob Backlund runs out Who is Bob Backlin? Who does Bob Backlin- Ay ay, don't you come out here. I will beat yo- drops mic
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Damn near Genesis of McGillicutty-tier
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
OwensIsNow said:
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Maybe there's a reason you aren't on TV.
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She didn't shoot hard enough
jmdajr said:
LOL at Nia. The show is only 3 hours long.
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Roflmfao!
 
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RecRoulette

Member
Hasney said:
Raw hit a new low for the year again. Nice.

Hourly breakdown:
8PM: 2,689,000
9PM: 2,681,000
10PM: 2,468,000
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Better Call Saul was off for the holiday and I still can't be bothered with this bullshit.

Even when I was trying to watch clips the next day I was like "Fuck this nonsense."
 
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Hex

Banned
OwensIsNow said:
At least the Titus shit was extremely entertaining. There was nothing to take away from Old Day, Bayley segments, or Shinsuke Jackson.
#makeitawin #URAHURAHURAH #KingOfKisses
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It is sad to say, but the Old Day, and Bayley shit will go down with the Dungeon of Doom as head shaking low points.
And at least the Dungeon had Kevin Sullivan going full ham.
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
lmao, a new tweet from Dwayne just popped up on my feed where he's saying India will appreciate the film because it's Fun

Corporation Rock was never this bad at handling Ls
 
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serenewarfare

Banned
If the only source on "Russo coming back" is Russo himself saying "Yeah, bro, Vince McMahon totally called me back" then I would say pump the brakes quite a bit.
 
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Hex

Banned
Dat Marty theme is another that has grown huge on me.
Love that Wonka vibe in the beginning then it just goes dark.
 
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jmdajr

Member
Sephzilla said:
I cant wait until we eventually get WWE Super
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No doubt we gonna need some
time travel shenanigans to fix this mess.

Getting behind on super again. I actually get excited for this show and think.."oh no, I missed it!"

edit: I was at best buy and Maji Buu saga Kai version is finally out. Didn't even know.
 
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Spirit of Jazz

Banned
excelsiorlef said:
That actually is worse than This is Your Life... because there was zero talent behind that promo.

At least you can see that Bliss was doing everything she could to try and make it work. Even Alvarez gave her credit for that.
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I thought Bliss was totally flat in the segment too. Her insults/jokes didn't land and she always sounds artificial on promos. She's eloquent and has great expressions but she just sounds like she's acting where as somebody like Becky never has much to work with and comes over as a goof but she always seems genuine in her delivery.
 
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Sephzilla

Member
OwensIsNow said:
Majin Buu saga was shit. Cell was okay. Frieza 4 lyfe.
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Majin Buu Saga in hindsight is like a parody of Dragonball. Unnecessary transformations and tons of big spots that ultimately have little to no importance. It's the "get your shit in" of DragonBall. Cell Saga is great until Gohan gets that Roman Reigns push out of nowhere at the end. Frieza Saga is lit and has #BigFightFeel. Saiyan Saga is DBZ WrestleMania, where there's a bunch of great midcard matches, Piccolo turns face, and then the main event tears down the fucking house

DragonBall Super has had one, maybe two, story arcs that have legit been better than the Buu Saga.
 
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Recall

Member
Anth0ny said:
I'm ok with this.

Wrestlemania 30 is a good ending to the story.



Wrestlemania 17 was like the end of DBZ.

17-30 was GT.

30-now is like... shitty fan fiction.
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When Bryan would the belt, we all died and just didn't realise it. We have been in hell ever since.
 
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