You work at Codemasters and I claim my £5.
I feel like you only read every other word in the review but just to clarify:
- There's no pure race mode in offline co-op (so yes, there's elimination, but you can't have an actual 5 lap race with another local player)
- The review doesn't say ALL weapons are Nerf branded, but most of them. In some game modes all you see is Nerf products. If having the Nerf logo in 4 different areas of the screen doesn't seem like overkill, then this post is sponsored by the refreshing taste of Pepsi, the choice of a new generation (TM). And yes, I get that Hasbro owns the MM licence, and the review does acknowledge that in some uses having other brands in the game works, however, a little more restraint would have gone a long way and not felt quite so cynical.
- The review doesn't say that skins can't be used offline, but it does say that you can't rank up in offline modes. As the game massively pushes you to unlock everything, some may feel that doing the offline stuff without getting the rewards isn't worth it. Perhaps this was poorly worded, in which case, apologies.
I have a massive nostalgia for the Micro Machines games, and I really wanted this to be good, but the truth is it feels rather slapdash, and dare I say a cash grab based on a license that many have a fondness for. I'm as sorry as anyone that the game turned out so average.