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My girlfriend is a lesbian.
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Always-honest
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If you're 16 and never learned anything in life, and if you're shallow as fuck, then sure.
A relationship that is based on sex alone will never ever last. And it will get boring as hell fast. At least for one of the two.
Devolution
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Hahaha yeah. She's the psycho one though. lul.
Oppo
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Wow. Wow. I remember that thread.
You really didn't learn anything, did you. I actually find you to be a bit scary, truth be told.
Your profile still says you're a line cook from Toronto, btw. How's the beat poetry going?
plagiarize
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I knew this thread would pay dividends eventually.
Chinpoko_Master
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I swear I've read thousands of stories like the OP's.
Don't understand why some girls think being bisexual means they suddenly have the right to be in an open relationship. It doesn't help that most "bisexuals" I've met are the "HEY GUYS I KISSED A GIRL ONCE, I'M BISEXUAL" type.
Don't understand why some girls think being bisexual means they suddenly have the right to be in an open relationship. It doesn't help that most "bisexuals" I've met are the "HEY GUYS I KISSED A GIRL ONCE, I'M BISEXUAL" type.
weekend_warrior
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A better twist would be if OP discovers he's also gay from this experience.
This sums it up.
Back on topic - OP, consider it a blessing in disguise. You said you loved her enough to marry and obviously that would have been a disaster, so you escaped what could have been a much worse experience. You'll find someone else who actually cares enough to respect you.
Back on topic - OP, consider it a blessing in disguise. You said you loved her enough to marry and obviously that would have been a disaster, so you escaped what could have been a much worse experience. You'll find someone else who actually cares enough to respect you.
SirIgbyCeaser
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I should elaborate that: The movie Closer i think depicts this philosophy well, that even if you seem like a douche for wanting sex after a woman tries to break a relationship. That the sex itself just changes the mentally of how people see each other.
But truth be told, i'm sleeping with one woman now in my life. And having an emotional email long distance friendship with another. I think if I stopped sleeping with woman A, I will also lose just days when we hang out.
But I've always struggled with women, my 2 cents. You don't want to lose someone, keep the sex going.
Don`t be scared of emotional people. I`ve learned to not be sensitive.
But truth be told, i'm sleeping with one woman now in my life. And having an emotional email long distance friendship with another. I think if I stopped sleeping with woman A, I will also lose just days when we hang out.
But I've always struggled with women, my 2 cents. You don't want to lose someone, keep the sex going.
Don`t be scared of emotional people. I`ve learned to not be sensitive.
I just usually assume they're nice girls looking for conversation.
*cries*
This is both very smart and very sick minded. This is mental manipulation at it's best.
MisterNugNug
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Please leave Natalie Portman alone; refrain from including her into your crazy philosophy.
Always-honest
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You sound like the most insecure guy on the planet.
NaughtyCalibur
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ITT: We learn that life is exactly like that one Natalie Portman film.
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Deleted member 13876
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Black Swan?
Always-honest
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Attack Of The Clones
keltickennedy
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I went through a break up with a chick after two in a half years. It sucked but were tried to remain friends. For that reason we sort of ended up getting back together....you know, but in that weird way. Hanging out every day, still fucking a lot, even still going over families houses for holidays. When it would come to one of us getting close to saying "I love you" we always would bite our tongues. Like I said...weird situation.
So I end up meeting this other chick during this time and she was super cool, we were both really into each other. So for the longest time I would hold off having sex with this chick, because I didn't want to be that asshole dude banging two chick at once. I know...morals. It got to a point where I would spend the beginning of the night at one girls house and then lie saying that I had to leave cause I had work early the next morning, but then go over to this new girls house to spend the night. Still...I fucking felt so bad and would fool around with the new girl, but would never go all the way. Btw, which resulted in the worst case of blue balls I have ever experienced. At the time I thought it was just a saying, but no....blue balls is an actual thing and it's fucking horrible. Anyway, the old girl started to become more and more of a bitch so I eventually said, "fuck it", and banged the new (much hotter) chick. Which felt horrible in my mind....but amazing to the rest of me.
Shortly after the old girl end up breaking up with me and I acted like I was all sad.....but I really wasn't, I was more relieved. And I started seriously dating the new girl.
Fast forward a year in a half after dating the new girl and I get a phone call from the old girl. She is telling me how she has reached this moment in her life when she feels like she needs to change (I don't know maybe she became a lesbian). And she wanted me to know that I was always such a good guy and that she was such a bitch. She thought that she should tell me that she cheated on me twice while we were dating.....Needless to say I no longer felt bad for fucking this new girl while I was kind of seeing the old girl.
Sorry for the long rant. I guess what I am getting at is try not to be hung up on this girl. Yeah, you should spend sometime recovering and shit. Just don't wait, thinking she will come around or something. Don't be hesitant to get back on the horse and find a new someone. Maybe.....bang some other chicks along the way.
So I end up meeting this other chick during this time and she was super cool, we were both really into each other. So for the longest time I would hold off having sex with this chick, because I didn't want to be that asshole dude banging two chick at once. I know...morals. It got to a point where I would spend the beginning of the night at one girls house and then lie saying that I had to leave cause I had work early the next morning, but then go over to this new girls house to spend the night. Still...I fucking felt so bad and would fool around with the new girl, but would never go all the way. Btw, which resulted in the worst case of blue balls I have ever experienced. At the time I thought it was just a saying, but no....blue balls is an actual thing and it's fucking horrible. Anyway, the old girl started to become more and more of a bitch so I eventually said, "fuck it", and banged the new (much hotter) chick. Which felt horrible in my mind....but amazing to the rest of me.
Shortly after the old girl end up breaking up with me and I acted like I was all sad.....but I really wasn't, I was more relieved. And I started seriously dating the new girl.
Fast forward a year in a half after dating the new girl and I get a phone call from the old girl. She is telling me how she has reached this moment in her life when she feels like she needs to change (I don't know maybe she became a lesbian). And she wanted me to know that I was always such a good guy and that she was such a bitch. She thought that she should tell me that she cheated on me twice while we were dating.....Needless to say I no longer felt bad for fucking this new girl while I was kind of seeing the old girl.
Sorry for the long rant. I guess what I am getting at is try not to be hung up on this girl. Yeah, you should spend sometime recovering and shit. Just don't wait, thinking she will come around or something. Don't be hesitant to get back on the horse and find a new someone. Maybe.....bang some other chicks along the way.
Devolution
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Clearly it's My Blueballs Nights guys.
Always-honest
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MisterNugNug
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Oh my god. Lol, so good.
On the real though, Norah Jones looked great in that movie.
Pachterballs
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rent friends season 1. Ross married a lesbian
keltickennedy
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Hey kids, looking for a beautiful example of how not to be?
Well, I'm quite certain of my sexual orientation, so unfortunately there will be no twist.
Also: wow. This took an interesting turn.
freenudemacusers
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaomg
ShockingAlberto
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So are you a diagnosed sociopath or has no one gotten around to officially diagnosing you yet
SirIgbyCeaser
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I'm dyslexic. And I went through trauma after being robbed of my life. I was diagnosed with severe depression. I'm sure you guys have had much better relationships than I have.
I see how what I wrote sounds awful and twisted, but I really see that as the downfall of how I lost who I really loved. I told her I didn't want sex with her anymore and that was my death sentence. Since, I've moved on from believing in anything more than friendships and sex.
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Deleted member 8095
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I have 2 songs for you:
Uncle Kracker "My Girlfriend"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXOUEqRo7NY
Reel Big Fish "She Has a Girlfriend Now"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JldhbtTZDRw
Uncle Kracker "My Girlfriend"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXOUEqRo7NY
Reel Big Fish "She Has a Girlfriend Now"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JldhbtTZDRw
I have no idea what you're talking about. If you want an emotional relationship with someone you tell them you don't want to have sex with them anymore?
Oh god, why am I getting myself involved in this.
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Deleted member 1235
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Oh shit, me too. Dude sounds rapey
plagiarize
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Sex being an important part of your relationship doesn't mean it was the only important part of the relationship. I'm sure if you'd told her you didn't want her to talk to you any more, but would gladly continue having sex with her, she'd have left you over that too.
I know that feel bro. It's gonna be tough for a bit, but just there's always someone else.
where is this gif from ?
ephemeral garbage
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SirIgbyCeaser, just checking: how do you adapt your plan of "never stop having sex with a woman" if she says flat out "I don't want to have sex with you?"
you have to ask?
ephemeral garbage
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I guess I'm just curious if he literally sees women as some kind of NPCs that act deterministically depending on the actions of nearby men, or if he elided the caveat that yeah of course you can't do that in such a situation, sex should be used to help keep a relationship healthy and not force it back on track, etc.
Reading his broken hearted topic of "wut" adds so much more wtf to that post.
SquiddyCracker
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(´･ω･`)
I feel left out not knowing what this is referencing ):
SquiddyCracker
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Is the girl you were stalking a menstruating child who's waterproof to a depth of fifty meters?
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