Wow, this thread got pretty big in one day.
Time for some tradition!
New York Yankees: CC Sabathia wins 30 games with a 0.83 ERA, A-Rod hits 70 home runs despite missing two months and Brett Gardner wins ROTY on route to an easy world series victory over the Dodgers
Boston Red Sox: Look, I'll gladly take another MVP season from Dustin Pedroia and Kevin Youkillis and watch John Smoltz as long as A) they fail horribly anyway and B) Matsukaka is exposed for the fraud he is.
Baltimore Orioles: Different roster, same result. Last place.
Toronto Blue Jays: The only interesting thing they do all season is trade Halladay for Melky Cabrera and Dellin Betances.
Tampa Bay Rays: FREE SYLAR :`(
Detroit Tigers: Rick Porcello = Mark Fidrych 2.0
Cleveland Indians: They should win the division, if only because the rest of the teams don't impress me one bit.
Chicago White Sox: Kenny Williams has proven to be awesome, but even he's gonna need a few losing seasons to turn over this roster.
Minnesota Twins: Garza for Young is starting to look really bad in hindsight right now.
Kansas City Royals: They won't finish in last, that's about as far as I'm willing to go
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Please let someone else win the division so the Red Sox don't get yet another free ride to the ALCS.
Texas Rangers: If Texas can't get a passable pitching staff out of Neftali Feliz and company, they really should consider getting the hell out of there.
Oakland Athletics: As with all Billy Beane teams, making predictions on them is about as futile as waiting for firejoemorgan.com to return.
Seattle Mariners: Impressed with their nice turnover on defense, not so impressed with letting Morrow languish away in the 9th inning.
Los Mets: The thread title says it all. At least they don't face Florida in the last series again.
Philadelphia Phillies: Pray to god the Eagles never win it all.
Atlanta Braves: Different year, 4th place.
Florida Marlins: Florida gets renamed to "Miami" in 2012. Only a trip to the AL is keeping Back to the Future 2 from eventually fulfilling its prophecy.
Washington Nationals: Maryland hates baseball.
Chicago Cubs: Would a repeat sweep by the Dodgers cause mass suicides? Oh well, at least they'll have Cutler to fall back on.
Cincinnati Reds: This is the one team that can either put it all together and explode ala the Rays or live in a perpetual state of mediocrity ala the Royals.
Milwaukee Brewers: Sheehan is right, sorry tyguy.
Houston Astros: Mike Hampton alone should make their season highly entertaining. There's a 0% chance Roy O finishes the year as an Astro.
Pittsburgh Pirates: Can we have Tabata back?
St Louis Cardinals: It's hard for me to outright dismiss them as they've consistently found ways to outperform their talent level. That said, the Cubs are too strong.
Colorado Rockies: I blame Cleveland for ruining 2007 for you guys.
Los Angeles Dodgers: My de facto NL champion pick via process of elimination and the distinct advantage of having Manny Ramirez.
Arizona Diamondbacks: Watch them make the WS this year after picking them all of last season.
San Francisco Giants: Barry Bonds isn't walking through that door.
San Diego Padres: This team honestly might no make 60 wins.
In conclusion, GO YANKEES!