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Official Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep (PSP) Import thread of Convoluted Nonsense
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SecretBonusPoint
Banned
Same here, I love the combat gameplay the most and its a real draw. Hence why I am here and giving myself a Kingdom Hearts Enema (possible next name of game?) so I can just enjoy it without throwing my PSP out the window screaming "NOMUUUURAAAAAA~"
Aw, it's fun though.
Fimbulvetr
Member
Jangaroo said:
This.
charlequin
Banned
I know now... without a doubt... that Kingdom Hearts... is dumb.
WrenchNinja
Member
I got proof it's real!Jangaroo said:
My long and drawn-out revenge is nearing its end.
Xehanort, who took everything away from me. Though as a Heartless he is no more, as the leader of Organization XIII his ambition once again is to capture Kingdom Hearts, the most colossal heart of all.
His Heartless had attempted to draw out the great darkness of Kingdom Hearts, created from the hearts of all worlds. His Nobody, however, is now almost finished gathering human hearts to be assimilated into Kingdom Hearts as well.
The fool! - Secret Ansem Report XIII
He doesn't talk about it separately as if it's different from what Xehanort's Heartless was trying to get!
I spent way to much time on this.
I don't know about completely incomprehensible (granted, there is a ton of stuff they just seem to never want to explain, which causes further problems), but there's so much bullcrap thrown into this series to keep it going that the whole thing's reached a high level of stupid.
I'm just waiting for time-travel to come in at some point so we can have even more clones.
Pretty much. It's pretty fun to play and I like experiencing the Disney stuff with RPG-styled gameplay instead of the strict platformer stuff Disney games tend to have.
I'm just waiting for time-travel to come in at some point so we can have even more clones.
Jangaroo said:
Pretty much. It's pretty fun to play and I like experiencing the Disney stuff with RPG-styled gameplay instead of the strict platformer stuff Disney games tend to have.
ThatObviousUser
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charlequin said:
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb!
But in this case, evil is also dumb. Hah!
Fimbulvetr
Member
Speaking of clones, does Sora have as many as Big Boss now?
The dumb....but.... why?
charlequin said:
The dumb....but.... why?
Kingsora
Would rather have no penis than have to show his to a medical professional
I actually really really love the KH-story, yeah I know it's kinda over-the-top and after reading your explanations I apparently don't understand the KH-story as well as I thought :lol , but anyhow I am now playing KH2 again and especially the Roxas story is very wel told imo. The moment he found Sora and dissapeared just made me sad
So when you guys play a KH game, you always think: OMG this is retarded why am I even watching this cutscene? That just boggles my mind :S
So when you guys play a KH game, you always think: OMG this is retarded why am I even watching this cutscene? That just boggles my mind :S
Fimbulvetr
Member
Kingsora said:
Nah, I kinda laugh a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV4e3iquoVw#t=1m19sKingsora said:
I tend to cringe for a majority of the cutscenes that do not involve Disney characters excluding Donald and Goofy. That usually involves poor dialogue and terrible acting.
Kingsora
Would rather have no penis than have to show his to a medical professional
Well yeah that cutscene is actually a kinda strange change of events :lol But after 358/2 and Chain of Memories I understand why he suddenly looks like Ansem, it's a really over-the-top explanation, but I can live with it without saying OMG what is this shit!:lolJangaroo said:
My reason for choosing that cutscene has nothing to do with plot relevance. I just dislike most of the cutscenes because the dialogue and voice acting are cringe-inducing in regards to non-Disney characters. It's really awkward. If I was going to choose the cutscenes that are just stupid as a result of the plot, I'd go and choose any of the ones that have Xemnas monologuing to himself for minutes straight.Kingsora said:
Bel Marduk
Banned
PataHikari said:
So, basically, Kingdom Hearts is like heaven in that things die and go there but it's earth based. So Ansem and Mansex want it because if they gain control of KH ie. heaven they can become the Jesus of the KH world.
But wait, Mansex made a fake one? So basically Mansex wanted to become god of a fake KH while Ansem wants to become god of the real one or some shit like that because just having a real one isn't good enough because they're such completionists. And in KH3 the villain will want to become god of the ANTI-KINGDOM HEARTS ie. hell. Oh, and the Realm of Darkness shit and stuff is like Purgatory I guess but you can actually get out. Oh, and in KH4 the villain will want this in-between Kingdom Hearts that fuses both the real one and the Anti-Kingdom Hearts I just made up and it will destroy the world and then angels and demons will come out and fight or something.
Guys, I understand now! :OOO
AceBandage
Banned
Hehe, he said Mansex.
Just read all the spoilers in this thread and watched the Secret Ending.
... Wow. I gotta love how Nomura always has a way to top himself with each installment (of anything, really).
Oh well. Despite the mind-imploding story, I still want to play it due to the reintroduction of actual platforming, toning down the KH2-centric button mashing, and a female character that is less "eye-candy" and "utterly fucking helpless" and is actually a developed character. Nomura progresses and regresses simultaneously!
... Wow. I gotta love how Nomura always has a way to top himself with each installment (of anything, really).
Oh well. Despite the mind-imploding story, I still want to play it due to the reintroduction of actual platforming, toning down the KH2-centric button mashing, and a female character that is less "eye-candy" and "utterly fucking helpless" and is actually a developed character. Nomura progresses and regresses simultaneously!
Bel Marduk
Banned
Huggy said:
Exactly, it's like the think people in the West don't play the games for the story or something... :/
Oh wait, that's probably the case...still want the FMs over though...
TacticalFox88
Banned
I'm confused! Someone help.
BlazingDarkness
Member
FFVII story makes perfect sense
Pay more attention
Pay more attention
Catalix
And on the sixth day the LORD David Bowie created man and woman in His image. And he saw that it was good. On the seventh day the LORD created videogames so that He might take the bloody day off for once.
Say what you will about VGcats, but the comic they did about that particular scene was spot-on. :lolJangaroo said:
PetriP-TNT
Member
Now that you made me think about it, I don't have a clue what the hell was going on in KH1 and especially in KH2.
Aaron Strife
Banned
ReiGun said:
It's a pun. They're all looking up at the sky (in Namine's case, a drawing of the sky). "Sora" is Japanese for "sky."
I don't think the shots with Namine, Roxas/Xion/Axel, and Terra/Ven actually happened, but just represented the connections Sora wants to restore.
I don't think the shots with Namine, Roxas/Xion/Axel, and Terra/Ven actually happened, but just represented the connections Sora wants to restore.
-Pyromaniac-
Member
lol I didn't know that it meant sky in japanese, pretty clever, though still pretty weird to look up and say sky.
Ah, see I thought that was resolved when Riku beat him in CoM, so I thought he just morphed in Xehanort to use the darkness. So the Ansemanort you fought in CoM was just an illusion, huh.Peff said:Xehanort?Riku was "possessed" by him in KH1, so when he was defeated, his darkness powers remained within Riku, and when he unleashed them to defeat Roxas he looked like Xehanort again.
I dont even know why I'm trying to figure this shit out now. I went through three games paying no attention to the story. :lol Is 358/2 Days any good? I might play it just to get caught up to speed.
ReiGun said:
Yeah, the final boss was supposed to be a metaphor to show that Riku had finally overcome his darkness. Or something. About 358/2, I'm always weary of recommending it to anyone :lol The game is pretty cool if you have people to play with, but the main story is too long and it's basically the equivalent to anime filler (it's the backstory to KH2 but as that was too short they made up the whole Xion thing). The game itself is surprisingly close to the PS2 installments, but the fact that 90% of the backgrounds and music are ripped verbatim from them doesn't help.
The game had really shitty pacing. Plot didn't get interesting until you got 1/3 into the game. During that time, the game felt like a gigantic tutorial, with it hand-holding you. And it didn't help that the missions were essentially kill heartless x amount of times or a collectathon mission. I'm surprised Roxas and co didn't get diabetes from eating ice cream every day.Peff said:
Bel Marduk
Banned
ReiGun said:
I read on GameFAQs that the scene with Terra and Ven was
at the beginning of BBS and not after.
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
I think my favourite part of the game is how (spoilers for Terra's story)
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eKcOdzwtAw
you get to kill the Gooch
Aaron Strife
Banned
I think it's the best in the series behind KH1, mainly for the portability/mission based gameplay but also because I am a huge roxas fanboy.ReiGun said:
Which in turn is why the secret ending makes me super happy.
bernardobri
Steve, the dog with no powers that we let hang out with us all for some reason
Regulus Tera said:
Eraqus dies? Damn... Didn't liked an original KH character since a lot of time. :/