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PaRappa the Rapper told me to drop dead.
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Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Always talkin bout what he wants, and he just sits on his broke ass
What are you talking about? The statue of David having a dick in Animal Crossing is way more newsworthy than a voice actor scamming a fan out of $100 then going full-on douche mode.
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Srsly, even I have one of those.
Alec
Member
I would trust David Hayter, so I don't fault him for trusting Dred.
Pretty bummed by the lack of Kotaku. The ONE TIME I would go out of my way to read it.
Thanks for making a slow work day go faster with the weirdness, comedy and rhymes:
They say the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but
Why so exclusive? Small-timers aren't exceptions at all.
Dred seems to think he's Midas, but that money? The dog ate it.
No gold, he got the shit touch. Broke, with his little star faded.
Now berated, his meager fame is up for debate
But not on facebook, it exists just so Dred can masturbate
Farmin' ipad pity with the yes-men, duped kids and dickriders
It's a mental wasteland full of cannibal, self-fellating survivors
Let's drop some science, metaphoric failure's got WHO up in arms
Dumbass virus treatment theory breeds super-bug farms
Undoing many years of antibiotic best-practices
In the mental economy he be frontin totally asset-less
Children gather round, though this is a sad story
There's a lesson: shit happens when you cling to past glory
Western Union? Keep your benjamins from being purloined.
When you want Parappa voiced, next time you pay in dogecoin
They say the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but
Why so exclusive? Small-timers aren't exceptions at all.
Dred seems to think he's Midas, but that money? The dog ate it.
No gold, he got the shit touch. Broke, with his little star faded.
Now berated, his meager fame is up for debate
But not on facebook, it exists just so Dred can masturbate
Farmin' ipad pity with the yes-men, duped kids and dickriders
It's a mental wasteland full of cannibal, self-fellating survivors
Let's drop some science, metaphoric failure's got WHO up in arms
Dumbass virus treatment theory breeds super-bug farms
Undoing many years of antibiotic best-practices
In the mental economy he be frontin totally asset-less
Children gather round, though this is a sad story
There's a lesson: shit happens when you cling to past glory
Western Union? Keep your benjamins from being purloined.
When you want Parappa voiced, next time you pay in dogecoin
this thread is hilariously weird
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Well, since he's clearly not going to do any of the shit he said he was going to, Ima take it to Dred. I'm bored, dammit. Spittin' time:
YO, DJ
His birth name is John Simpson, but he calls himself Dred Foxx
Thinks he's tough cuz he can squeeze a dog outta his voice box
Except you thought your fans only exist for abuse who
Send you money for shit that so slyly you didn't do
You claim they're liars and that truth only emanates from your crew...
Excuse you?
Can't wait to see the look when Sony finally eschews you
And now that your rap career folded so hard, it left creases
You're out there hawking Folexes, todos los dias
So get some rest, Dred; Cuz you're lookin' kinda Droopy
You can't be Parappa when you get skeeted on by Snoopy.
YO, DJ
His birth name is John Simpson, but he calls himself Dred Foxx
Thinks he's tough cuz he can squeeze a dog outta his voice box
Except you thought your fans only exist for abuse who
Send you money for shit that so slyly you didn't do
You claim they're liars and that truth only emanates from your crew...
Excuse you?
Can't wait to see the look when Sony finally eschews you
And now that your rap career folded so hard, it left creases
You're out there hawking Folexes, todos los dias
So get some rest, Dred; Cuz you're lookin' kinda Droopy
You can't be Parappa when you get skeeted on by Snoopy.
ItsGeeMcGee
Member
If there was any doubt before I think it's now safe to declare you the GAF rap master
Hey my rap made it on there! I'm not sure if I should be proud though or slightly embarrassed?
I'm proud
Haha, that's actually pretty clever.
Ha that was well done. Hey, you might as well laugh at it all right? The whole thing is pretty crazy.
Senor Kami
Banned
Seems like a good lesson to be learned by everyone.
OniBarubary
Banned
excellent, lol.
Triggerhappytel
Member
Ha ha, what a bastard. He's been outed as a fucking con artist and he still insults people and acts like he's in the right. Would love to hear his version of "the truth" on junkie monkeys.com.
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
STILL COMING!
DEFINITELY STILL COMING!!
I'm crazy-busy at the moment so I'll get the diss track done in a couple of weeks. By the end of the month, definitely. Failing that, by Easter.
I thought some rumours pointed towards Media Molecule developing it? Either way, I really hope Sony don't use Foxx again. Scumbag doesn't deserve it.
PROGRAM_IX
Member
Maaaan these are so good. Glad mine isn't on the same page to be judged against them.
OP delivers on the diss track! Well donnnne.
Naw, but really I appreciate that you even read it.
Holy shit! That's too good!
YO yo... yippity yo.. um... yo.
Its gonna be a hair raising experience, when Dred-locks horns with camjo
it's time to wash away the filth, but cam won't be getting his hands soaked
Gaf's woke, ready with the plan folks, it's past votes
no baseball, we just let enough bats fly, that will get bram stoked
its ok to Judge Dred, but a diss track i'm on it quick
giving a lap dance to lance vance, is the only time dred will be in a "comic strip"
expect less than a hundred, like Jay-Z said: you aren't the 99 problems bit
I make us all Dred Foxx news, like contempt for bill o reilly comment skits
phone call? switch it through,
in the bedroom, study, hell even the kitchen too
it's like CAM "snapped" and developed a picture you
took of lassie, in your stomach, he "exposed" the bitch in you.
Its gonna be a hair raising experience, when Dred-locks horns with camjo
it's time to wash away the filth, but cam won't be getting his hands soaked
Gaf's woke, ready with the plan folks, it's past votes
no baseball, we just let enough bats fly, that will get bram stoked
its ok to Judge Dred, but a diss track i'm on it quick
giving a lap dance to lance vance, is the only time dred will be in a "comic strip"
expect less than a hundred, like Jay-Z said: you aren't the 99 problems bit
I make us all Dred Foxx news, like contempt for bill o reilly comment skits
phone call? switch it through,
in the bedroom, study, hell even the kitchen too
it's like CAM "snapped" and developed a picture you
took of lassie, in your stomach, he "exposed" the bitch in you.
Game, Set and Match! XD
PROGRAM_IX
Member
Yeah i just woke up, realised everyone is whyming and wapping. thought i might get involved.
holy- good or holy- bad?
PROGRAM_IX
Member
PROGRAM_IX
Member
highoffcoffee496
Member
Screwattack has written an article about it: http://www.screwattack.com/news/parappa-rapper-voice-actor-scams-youths-0
"[Rumor] PaRappa the Rapper voice actor, Dred Foxx, scams youths!"
"[Rumor] PaRappa the Rapper voice actor, Dred Foxx, scams youths!"
PROGRAM_IX
Member
Don't worry, it's been noted many times, even in some of the raps.
Beelzebufo
Banned
I can't think of anything he could say to justify and defend his side of things.
lol, having to set up a new hugfest FB page. His response will be hilarious too probably.
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Yeah, dude threw it down.
I'd never tried writing rap battle lyrics before this thread, but this whole process has been enlightening.
Anyway, if Screw Attack picked it up, I suppose it's only a matter of time before some of the others do, too.
Agent Gibbs
Member
can anyone join his new selective 1(one) facebook page dedicated to his billions of fans?
PROGRAM_IX
Member
Agreed. Like the rap I shared is literally the first time I've even attempted that medium. I don't even listen to rap 98% of the time. I'm seriously thinking about a Topical Battle Rap thread...
Lol lemme get on the mic:
Got this puppy pissing on the floor of my boy Camjo,
Better get Bob Barker to neuter this cocker spaniel ,
Scamming a c-note on the streets will get your chest poked,
But for a scrub like you, you sounding scared like you dropped the soap.
You're dead broke, got the Joker laughing at you like a bad joke,
Caused GAF to mobilize against you and we're about to smote,
Like the hand of God, kneel before Zod, pay the money back,
Or get verbally smacked back to the place your get your dreds waxed.
I'm done Jack, I'm about to slaughter, there's no Sparrowin lives,
Even Kong Mushi recognizes the bitch in your eyes
So one last time, apologize and be a real man,
Instead of crying self defense like that scrub Zimmerman.
It'll do for now lol.
Got this puppy pissing on the floor of my boy Camjo,
Better get Bob Barker to neuter this cocker spaniel ,
Scamming a c-note on the streets will get your chest poked,
But for a scrub like you, you sounding scared like you dropped the soap.
You're dead broke, got the Joker laughing at you like a bad joke,
Caused GAF to mobilize against you and we're about to smote,
Like the hand of God, kneel before Zod, pay the money back,
Or get verbally smacked back to the place your get your dreds waxed.
I'm done Jack, I'm about to slaughter, there's no Sparrowin lives,
Even Kong Mushi recognizes the bitch in your eyes
So one last time, apologize and be a real man,
Instead of crying self defense like that scrub Zimmerman.
It'll do for now lol.
I felt a follow up was in order. (spoilers are just in case the statement was too obscure to get the metaphor/wordplay)
Dred can kiss his career goodbye, shouldnt have tried to rip off camjo
Sony will go another way, a "playstation move" that leaves his hands froze
he can dance slow, army code, i make shots like a bartender can though
Cos when foxx-trots into the line of sight, he goes pale like watching a tan-go.
Dred, I knew you were a "croc", because your performance you just "diled" it in
ironic the antibiotics are the thing that made this go viral, when
you understand bio
, like i do, then your life story aint worth that pile of tens
Cos,the only way you'll be frontpage news, is if i swat you, but i'm not saying that you're "fly" again
your gadget was stolen, you're a chicken who wants it souped up, like how you really treat the cold and flu
apple-ipads
, like you are trying to cushion the fall from grace you're going through,
you "name drop" parappa, like picking up the tag you wear so people know its you
you aren't a great "Guy, Fox", because unlike him you are actually blowing a fuse.
Seriously, going on facebook, begging your "fanmily" because you are stuck for cash?
Trying to "raise benjamins" like a foster dad, yet you still somehow leave "Buttons mashed"
next you'll be beggin with "tweets", so i'm here to "warn ya bros" he is anything but upper class
because when you see his wirey facial hair, be made aware; this guy is "suffering a sucker 'tash"
Dred can kiss his career goodbye, shouldnt have tried to rip off camjo
Sony will go another way, a "playstation move" that leaves his hands froze
he can dance slow, army code, i make shots like a bartender can though
Cos when foxx-trots into the line of sight, he goes pale like watching a tan-go.
Dred, I knew you were a "croc", because your performance you just "diled" it in
ironic the antibiotics are the thing that made this go viral, when
you understand bio
(logy/graphy)
Cos,the only way you'll be frontpage news, is if i swat you, but i'm not saying that you're "fly" again
your gadget was stolen, you're a chicken who wants it souped up, like how you really treat the cold and flu
apple-ipads
(apply pads)
you "name drop" parappa, like picking up the tag you wear so people know its you
you aren't a great "Guy, Fox", because unlike him you are actually blowing a fuse.
Seriously, going on facebook, begging your "fanmily" because you are stuck for cash?
Trying to "raise benjamins" like a foster dad, yet you still somehow leave "Buttons mashed"
(benjamin button)
because when you see his wirey facial hair, be made aware; this guy is "suffering a sucker 'tash"
Danny Dudekisser
I paid good money for this Dynex!
Topical rap battles? Like...
Obamacare? Nah, more like Obam-don't-give-a-fuck
Flickin' his cig in some homeless man's tip cup
His insurance plan's about as dope as Mike Jones rhymes
Killin' more kids than George Zimmerman hate crimes
I don't pay attention to politics :-/
Edit: WTF. Dude two posts above me referenced Zimmerman, too. I swear that wasn't planned lol.
All that's gonna come from his response is more material for the rap battles in this thread.
I welcome it.
PROGRAM_IX
Member
Nah, more like 'post a battle rap about something, with a context link'. Wouldn't have to be politics, this is a forum with a pretty wide range of acceptable topics.
Edit: but that rap was still pretty sweet.
ChoklitCow
Member
I've seen this .gif so often, but never truly looked at it. It is mesmerizing how well it loops.
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