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Retro Studios joins Twitter

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TheJoRu

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Lol, Retro Studios' Twitter is the best. The entertainment is drip fed, slooowly, but always worth it for the hopes and dreams every tweet creates and the cheeky responses Retro writes.
 
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Roo

Member
Spyder_Monkey said:
It's probably nothing.
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Doczu

Doczu

Member
Honorio said:
they just wished happy holidays guys..
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Silly you. You're here for two years and you still don't know to read between the lines?

If you add up the total amount of letters in each tweet they wrote since the day the account went live and divide it by the amount of tweets you will get you first hint. Now pay close attention, as this is some really deep stuff you will learn now.

Then you need to gift the gods with a sacrifice on the top of a mountain during the Blood Moon while being naked. When the last drop of lamb blood will fall on the stone altar (which you have to chisel with your bare hands) you will hear a internal voice accepting the sacrifice. After that you can go home and complete EVERY RETRO game during the same night as the sacrifice. You need to finish them before the night ends (speedrunning is ok, as long as you don't use cheats or play on a emulator - no hacks!) and you can't eat nor drink during that time. Only when you are dehydrated will you be purified to hear the voice of Retro again.

Now remember the equation you did in the beginning? Write it down and put it under your pillow when you go to sleep directly after hearing the voice. Now you will have a really crazy lucid dream (everyone has his own personal), but i assure you that you'll meet the personification of Retro and he will start talking gibberish. Now when you wake up check the paper under you pillow. You have the next game title and release date.
 
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mclem

Member
Calling it now: Downloadable mini-DKCR (think of something like Quest for Booty) starring Cranky who's been forced into the role of Santa for some absurd reason and has to defeat the forces of Kramp-walrus to save Christmas.

And now I can be disappointed that that's not happening.
 
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