and I got this...Jocchan said:
"What IGN could learn from hardcore games."
lol
and I got this...Jocchan said:
ROFLJocchan said:http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zanda-linked-swords/id463235140?mt=8
I actually found it together with iZelda, but unlike the former (and the other games in this thread) it's not using blatantly stolen assets/names.
dallow_bg said:All Apple is checking for is if it clearly breaks any major terms off the App Store. Like how it accesses the device, porn, etc.
They get hundreds of apps a day to look at. It's no surprise.
If Nintendo wants them removed, they can do so. Nothing new.
JordanLMiller said:I realize this is what Apple would claim, but I don't think that's a very good excuse.
DatBreh said:Sad thing is, we are all in here having a laugh at the crappiness but i bet those guys rake in the dough from that garbage. Wish i thought of it first.
JordanLMiller said:I realize this is what Apple would claim, but I don't think that's a very good excuse.
Woooo, let's generalize an entire platform! That's like saying DS gaming is silly for having Barbie games. This shit really needs to stop.Medalion said:ROFL
oh iOS gaming, you so silly
bob page said:That's like saying DS gaming is silly for having Barbie games. This shit really needs to stop.
bob page said:That's like saying DS gaming is silly for having Barbie games. This shit really needs to stop.
They pretty much are, because we both made absurd generalizations.Gravijah said:no, those are not comparable things.
Forkball said:iOS could really use some quality control. There are some great games on there, but they are buried under random crap.
Mzo said:The DS has Imagine: Party Babiez. With a Z. Or maybe that's the Wii. Whatever.
Seal of approval right there.
A+Gassey said:Use AppShopper.com to find the fruit rising to the surface. I have no idea how their "Popular" algorithm works, but it's surprisingly good.
It's somehow worse.Dragon said:The DS doesn't have copyright infringement therefore it's not the same thing!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
DatBreh said:Sad thing is, we are all in here having a laugh at the crappiness but i bet those guys rake in the dough from that garbage. Wish i thought of it first.
Gassey said:Use AppShopper.com to find the fruit rising to the surface. I have no idea how their "Popular" algorithm works, but it's surprisingly good.
SO many crazy people in this thread. Like actually bereft of sanity.LuchaShaq said:I'm not because the Zenonia series is better than anything Nintendo has done with the zelda series since the Gamecube.
Also at least on android all 3 combined will cost you 2$.
jooey said:SO many crazy people in this thread. Like actually bereft of sanity.
LuchaShaq said:I'm not because the Zenonia series is better than anything Nintendo has done with the zelda series since the Gamecube.
Also at least on android all 3 combined will cost you 2$.
We should have a GAF creates contest using this base game as a template.Mista Koo said:Ok this is hilarious. A gaffer just told me this was originally an open source game called Tweejump:
http://iplayful.com/tweejump/
So they probably didn't write a line of code either. SMH.
it does work like that. it doesn't matter if they're certifying everything manually.commish said:It doesn't quite work like that because Apple approves each and every game. I got into a long ass argument about this a year or two ago, so I won't get into it again, but basically the DMCA isn't really an out for Apple because they individually approve every release. Contrast that to ebay or Amazon, which do not police the items users sell at all.
Laughing Banana said:It is... ironic, that Apple seems so happy to play litigation sues nowadays and yet they have these kinds of things floating around their own service... My.
Welcome to an iOS thread. Pick some clone trash, ignore all the good titles. Pronounce judgement on the app store as a whole.bob page said:They pretty much are, because we both made absurd generalizations.
Sure, these copy-cat games are completely ridiculous, but it's clear some people are in this thread to troll the platform as a whole (rather than the approval process and whatnot).
"Why Dudebro II will smash Okami's face."Jocchan said:Been there, done that (check the URL)
Speaking of IGN: thanks for not mentioning this thread as source for the news
http://uk.ign.com/videos/2011/10/12/izelda-comes-to-iphone
SmokyDave said:Welcome to an iOS thread. Pick some clone trash, ignore all the good titles. Pronounce judgement on the app store as a whole.
bob page said:They pretty much are, because we both made absurd generalizations.
Sure, these copy-cat games are completely ridiculous, but it's clear some people are in this thread to troll the platform as a whole (rather than the approval process and whatnot).
SmokyDave said:Welcome to an iOS thread. Pick some clone trash, ignore all the good titles. Pronounce judgement on the app store as a whole.
I disagree that there's some legion of apple trolls shitting up console threads. If you see chatter in handheld threads that's because it's relevant. What you won't see is people pretending that the entire DS library can be summed up by whatever the latest shovelware release is.Cipherr said:You guys are always preaching the Appstore gospel where you don't belong, dying to be taken seriously... Well, welcome to criticism, thats gonna go along with it.
Mista Koo said:Ok this is hilarious. A gaffer just told me this was originally an open source game called Tweejump:
http://iplayful.com/tweejump/
So they probably didn't write a line of code either. SMH.
iamaustrian said:to be fair: it's mostly apple store users who bash the hell out of the android store for having 99% poor games.
SmokyDave said:I disagree that there's some legion of apple trolls shitting up console threads. If you see chatter in handheld threads that's because it's relevant. What you won't see is people pretending that the entire DS library can be summed up by whatever the latest shovelware release is.
I truly don't give a shit what you take seriously, I just get fed up of having to skip over so many 'HURR IOS IS THE FUTURE!!!' posts from people angry and upset that the handheld market is dying on its arse. Having seen the eShop, I understand why.
Basically, if you're going to criticise, at least do it intelligently.
Based on the art this definitely takes place after oot in the timeline, and it shows where the gods tired of the constant wack a mole game with Ganon decides to have Link falls to his death thus ending his bloodline, serious stuff here guys.
Mr_Zombie said:Why does a bird have to jump on platforms? It's a fucking bird, it has wings. :S
Err, what?Cygnus X-1 said:No. Zelda on iOS would be a waste, since it's a game mostly built up on gameplay.
bob page said:Woooo, let's generalize an entire platform! That's like saying DS gaming is silly for having Barbie games. This shit really needs to stop.
Update on this: I downloaded the code and got it to compile for the iOS simulator... will try to figure out how to replace the graphics next. Shouldn't be too hard.cooljeanius said:We should have a GAF creates contest using this base game as a template.
Oh god it gets better! HAHAhahahahahahahahaMista Koo said:Ok this is hilarious. A gaffer just told me this was originally an open source game called Tweejump:
http://iplayful.com/tweejump/
So they probably didn't write a line of code either. SMH.
Jocchan said:EmCeeGramr said:
Minecraft vs Creepers is a fun and addicting game where you control a Human Minecraft by tilting your device back and forth. Avoid the creepers and collect Pickaxes for extra points. For every 10,000 points you accumulate, you gain an extra life! If a Creeper hits you then you lose one of the 5 lives you start with. Tap the screen to pause and resume the game.
Mincraft Jump is a simple yet addictive jumping action game! Tilt your iPhone to move the Miner higher and higher!
WHYLooks like those thieves are at it again