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Sad that Nintendo isn't making Zelda for iOS?

Medalion

Banned
Jocchan said:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zanda-linked-swords/id463235140?mt=8

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I actually found it together with iZelda, but unlike the former (and the other games in this thread) it's not using blatantly stolen assets/names.
ROFL

oh iOS gaming, you so silly
 

dallow_bg

nods at old men
All Apple is checking for is if it clearly breaks any major terms off the App Store. Like how it accesses the device, porn, etc.
They get hundreds of apps a day to look at. It's no surprise.
If Nintendo wants them removed, they can do so. Nothing new.
 
dallow_bg said:
All Apple is checking for is if it clearly breaks any major terms off the App Store. Like how it accesses the device, porn, etc.
They get hundreds of apps a day to look at. It's no surprise.
If Nintendo wants them removed, they can do so. Nothing new.

I realize this is what Apple would claim, but I don't think that's a very good excuse.
 

DatBreh

Banned
Sad thing is, we are all in here having a laugh at the crappiness but i bet those guys rake in the dough from that garbage. Wish i thought of it first.
 

Dragon

Banned
JordanLMiller said:
I realize this is what Apple would claim, but I don't think that's a very good excuse.

It's not like Link is some little known copyright. It's been around forever and is one of the most famous Nintendo characters ever.

DatBreh said:
Sad thing is, we are all in here having a laugh at the crappiness but i bet those guys rake in the dough from that garbage. Wish i thought of it first.

I agree that it's sad that people buy that drek but selling out to con people out of money shouldn't be applauded. It's morally bankrupt.
 

Cipherr

Member
JordanLMiller said:
I realize this is what Apple would claim, but I don't think that's a very good excuse.

I dont think anyone does. I dont think he was using that as a defense. Its actually surprising to me how little has been done about these things.
 

bob page

Member
Gravijah said:
no, those are not comparable things.
They pretty much are, because we both made absurd generalizations.

Sure, these copy-cat games are completely ridiculous, but it's clear some people are in this thread to troll the platform as a whole (rather than the approval process and whatnot).
 

Mzo

Member
The DS has Imagine: Party Babiez. With a Z. Or maybe that's the Wii. Whatever.

Seal of approval right there.
 

Gassey

Banned
Forkball said:
iOS could really use some quality control. There are some great games on there, but they are buried under random crap.

Use AppShopper.com to find the fruit rising to the surface. I have no idea how their "Popular" algorithm works, but it's surprisingly good.
 

Dragon

Banned
Mzo said:
The DS has Imagine: Party Babiez. With a Z. Or maybe that's the Wii. Whatever.

Seal of approval right there.

The DS doesn't have copyright infringement therefore it's not the same thing!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
 

bob page

Member
Gassey said:
Use AppShopper.com to find the fruit rising to the surface. I have no idea how their "Popular" algorithm works, but it's surprisingly good.
A+

With Appshopper and the GAF gaming thread, there's no reason to have to sift through the crap that surrounds the excellent titles.
 

Erethian

Member
DatBreh said:
Sad thing is, we are all in here having a laugh at the crappiness but i bet those guys rake in the dough from that garbage. Wish i thought of it first.

I doubt they're rolling in cash. The top 20% of iOS developers take in 97% of the revenue.

Unless they're in that top 20%. It's possible!
 

vareon

Member
Gassey said:
Use AppShopper.com to find the fruit rising to the surface. I have no idea how their "Popular" algorithm works, but it's surprisingly good.

I do agree that we need to discourage people to do shit like this, though.
 

Laughing Banana

Weeping Pickle
It is... ironic, that Apple seems so happy to play litigation sues nowadays and yet they have these kinds of things floating around their own service... My.
 
Pretty crazy that will just slap any IP on a simple gameplay mechanic and probably even think Yes we've made a Zelda game, Yes we have Call of Duty up and running on iOS when its so far from the truth. If Nintendo made a crappy Zelda game I wouldn't buy it. It takes so much more than merging a loved icon with an ultra simple gameplay mechanic. As far as I'm concerned that might as well have been a black background with a white ball moving up platforms.
 

LuchaShaq

Banned
I'm not because the Zenonia series is better than anything Nintendo has done with the zelda series since the Gamecube.

Also at least on android all 3 combined will cost you 2$.
 

jooey

The Motorcycle That Wouldn't Slow Down
LuchaShaq said:
I'm not because the Zenonia series is better than anything Nintendo has done with the zelda series since the Gamecube.

Also at least on android all 3 combined will cost you 2$.
SO many crazy people in this thread. Like actually bereft of sanity.
 

VariantX

Member
LuchaShaq said:
I'm not because the Zenonia series is better than anything Nintendo has done with the zelda series since the Gamecube.

Also at least on android all 3 combined will cost you 2$.

Zenonia is a lot of things but it's not a Zelda game. It's about killing things, getting loot and grinding levels. Theres just no expectation for the player to do anything more than solve a simple switch puzzle every now and then. I'd say it's closer to diablo than Zelda.
 
commish said:
It doesn't quite work like that because Apple approves each and every game. I got into a long ass argument about this a year or two ago, so I won't get into it again, but basically the DMCA isn't really an out for Apple because they individually approve every release. Contrast that to ebay or Amazon, which do not police the items users sell at all.
it does work like that. it doesn't matter if they're certifying everything manually.
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
Laughing Banana said:
It is... ironic, that Apple seems so happy to play litigation sues nowadays and yet they have these kinds of things floating around their own service... My.

Doesn't the DMCA cover them, though?

I think they'd only run into legal trouble if they refused to take an infringing work down after being notified by Nintendo. The DMCA places the onus on the copyright holder to make a complaint first.

edit - oops, see DMCA has already come into the equation. Dunno if Apple is protected or not. I would guess they are as you cannot really expect a platform holder/service provider to know if a work is infringing or not when they're manually approving it. Sure, one might expect they'd recognise an obvious infringement like this, but there could be lots of other less obvious ones, so I'm not sure it would be feasible to make them legally obliged to pick up on all infringements just because they've a manual review process. The fool proof way is for the copyright holder to bring a complaint, with supporting evidence, and then for something to be done about it. Apple can't be on top of the world's entire body of prior work.
 

SmokyDave

Member
bob page said:
They pretty much are, because we both made absurd generalizations.

Sure, these copy-cat games are completely ridiculous, but it's clear some people are in this thread to troll the platform as a whole (rather than the approval process and whatnot).
Welcome to an iOS thread. Pick some clone trash, ignore all the good titles. Pronounce judgement on the app store as a whole.
 

Cipherr

Member
SmokyDave said:
Welcome to an iOS thread. Pick some clone trash, ignore all the good titles. Pronounce judgement on the app store as a whole.
bob page said:
They pretty much are, because we both made absurd generalizations.

Sure, these copy-cat games are completely ridiculous, but it's clear some people are in this thread to troll the platform as a whole (rather than the approval process and whatnot).

Get over it, the usual suspects love to pop up in threads all the time about consoles shitting them up with their "Apple and iOS are taking oveerrrrrrrrrr!", They even had to make a garbage thread to quell it because it got so bad. So there's a little gentle Mobile Gaming ribbing going on here, big deal, take your licks and keep moving.

You guys are always preaching the Appstore gospel where you don't belong, dying to be taken seriously... Well, welcome to criticism, thats gonna go along with it.
 
SmokyDave said:
Welcome to an iOS thread. Pick some clone trash, ignore all the good titles. Pronounce judgement on the app store as a whole.


to be fair: it's mostly apple store users who bash the hell out of the android store for having 99% poor games. The same ppl also praise the apple store for it's quality (control).

It's beyond me how games with obviously trademarked names like "zelda" can be approved.
There is simply no excuse for this at all. Apple sues the hell out of comapnies which use a freaking fruit as their logo but don't seem to have problem with this shiteria.
What makes it even worse is that the fuckass dev of these games gets money for this shit.

makes me wonder what would happen if Nintendo approves an "iTunes" or "iPod" game/app for Dsiware/wiiware.
 

SmokyDave

Member
Cipherr said:
You guys are always preaching the Appstore gospel where you don't belong, dying to be taken seriously... Well, welcome to criticism, thats gonna go along with it.
I disagree that there's some legion of apple trolls shitting up console threads. If you see chatter in handheld threads that's because it's relevant. What you won't see is people pretending that the entire DS library can be summed up by whatever the latest shovelware release is.

I truly don't give a shit what you take seriously, I just get fed up of having to skip over so many 'HURR IOS IS THE FUTURE!!!' posts from people angry and upset that the handheld market is dying on its arse. Having seen the eShop, I understand why.

Basically, if you're going to criticise, at least do it intelligently.
 

Cipherr

Member
iamaustrian said:
to be fair: it's mostly apple store users who bash the hell out of the android store for having 99% poor games.

Indeed.

SmokyDave said:
I disagree that there's some legion of apple trolls shitting up console threads. If you see chatter in handheld threads that's because it's relevant. What you won't see is people pretending that the entire DS library can be summed up by whatever the latest shovelware release is.

I truly don't give a shit what you take seriously, I just get fed up of having to skip over so many 'HURR IOS IS THE FUTURE!!!' posts from people angry and upset that the handheld market is dying on its arse. Having seen the eShop, I understand why.

Basically, if you're going to criticise, at least do it intelligently.

Well you can disagree that there are trolls all you want, fact is, a thread was made to corral the nonsense it got so bad. That speaks for itself really. But every platform, every gaming console gets ribbed for its shortcomings. We give the Wii hell for its horrible library and high density of shitty titles in relation to the quality ones all the time, and we have all gen, Appstore is going to be no different since it happens to share that flaw. Make your peace with that or don't, but its not going to go away.

Based on the art this definitely takes place after oot in the timeline, and it shows where the gods tired of the constant wack a mole game with Ganon decides to have Link falls to his death thus ending his bloodline, serious stuff here guys.

If the hair was pink, we would be off to the races.
 

Mzo

Member
Cygnus X-1 said:
No. Zelda on iOS would be a waste, since it's a game mostly built up on gameplay.
Err, what?

Pac-man is a better example of a game that is mostly gameplay with very little frills. There are tons of games like that on the iOS.
 
bob page said:
Woooo, let's generalize an entire platform! That's like saying DS gaming is silly for having Barbie games. This shit really needs to stop.

I don't see the problem here. 3DS has no gaemz, PS3 has no gaemz, XBox Live is for da kiddehz... everyone gets their fair share of generalized bullshit thrown at them.
If anything this is like a welcome ritual for IoS gaming.
 
cooljeanius said:
We should have a GAF creates contest using this base game as a template.
Update on this: I downloaded the code and got it to compile for the iOS simulator... will try to figure out how to replace the graphics next. Shouldn't be too hard.
 

Jocchan

Ὁ μεμβερος -ου
Besides this:

Jocchan said:
EmCeeGramr said:

Minecraft vs Creepers is a fun and addicting game where you control a Human Minecraft by tilting your device back and forth. Avoid the creepers and collect Pickaxes for extra points. For every 10,000 points you accumulate, you gain an extra life! If a Creeper hits you then you lose one of the 5 lives you start with. Tap the screen to pause and resume the game.

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... here's even more Minecraft infringement:

Minecraft Jump!
iTunes Link

Mincraft Jump is a simple yet addictive jumping action game! Tilt your iPhone to move the Miner higher and higher!

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I love the typos in most descriptions.
 
I think Apple needs to be held accountable. This sort of thing - by which I mean legally questionable, not poorly made game - would not get approved by Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft for their consoles. They take responsibility for their platforms. iOS should be no different. It's not as if Apple left it an open platform. They control it, therefore they should be responsible for it.
 

Mpl90

Two copies sold? That's not a bomb guys, stop trolling!!!
But that's Sonic Jump.

*looks the screenshot better*

Oh.
 
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