jufonuk said:Bring it on, I will use my wii Nunchuk to destroy you!!
your Judo flips cannot match the .. Blue Shell of Doom!! Mwhahahaahhhhhaha
Segata Sanshiro said:
NEXT
*bows*Segata Sanshiro said:Cue to everyone reading the thread at this point: It's time to burn it down.
TO ME, MY THUNDER MONKEY!
Rez said:no masturbation reference?
Christ!Rez said:no masturbation reference?
If you were any kind of proper monkey you'd do it.Thunder Monkey said:Christ!
It's hard enough to fart lightning and not cover everyone in fig buttbatter!
Now I'm supposed to masturbate too?!
It's a start.Thunder Monkey said:If it helps... I peed a little.
Well I am almost ten now!Segata Sanshiro said:It's a start.
I can still dance naked and cry just like you like.Haunted said:jesus christ you people
I'm already wearing the costume...Segata Sanshiro said:We've got a pretty good Justice League of Stupid going here
Haunty can be Wonder Woman
Fine, but you have to be the Wonder Woman that wants Superman.Rez said:I'm already wearing th -- FUCK OFF
Okay! You want to be slightly lame OG Aqua with the Orange shirt and green tights, or do you want to be the uber-lame redesign with the beard and the hook?jufonuk said:Can I be Aqua man?
Sure...jufonuk said:Can I be Aqua man?
Daddy likes...Rez said:i wanna be batman now
Segata Sanshiro said:Okay! You want to be slightly lame OG Aqua with the Orange shirt and green tights, or do you want to be the uber-lame redesign with the beard and the hook?
I think it's exciting and sexy.Segata Sanshiro said:I'm gonna be Flash so I can get the hell out of here when a mod sees all this
I'm lucky I can remember what I've posted 30 seconds after the deed is done.Rez said:i have no recollection of the past half-hour or so
But how do we know it's dead for certain?Segata Sanshiro said:You know you've done a good job burning down a thread when an on-topic post seems like a bizarre non-sequitar.
SHUT UP AQUAMANjufonuk said:I am gonna live under the sea
Segata Sanshiro said:SHUT UP AQUAMAN
I feel it's worth noting that Dragon Quest Swords sold 486,222 copies and is the third best selling third party game on the Wii in Japan.Epic Tier 3 Engineer said:Late to this thread, but I have something to tell SEGA about Dead Space Extraction.
Do you know why it sold like a steaming pile of garbage? Not because the game itself was crap, and certainly not because of the mature subject matter. On the contrary, it sounds like a pretty good game, and it undeniably has high production values. But it's a light gun shooter amongst a bevvy of light gun shooters that all sold poorly. It's a spinoff of game that people loved for what it was, a RE4-style horror game. I loved Dead Space more than the other guy (see username) and I didn't bother with Extraction for even $20 because I'm tired of on rails games that you complete once and throw away.
It's almost like a slap in the face when a developer gives me one of their franchises in on-rails format. How would people react if we were told about a brand new Devil May Cry Wii game...that exclusively uses Ebony and Ivory and pits you against Nero on rails. Nobody wants to fucking play a light gun DMC game, just like nobody wanted an on-rails Dead Space. You think the Japanese audience wanted that Dragon Quest Swords game as the big Wii announcement awhile back? No. I can go on and on.
And we don't want to be told by anyone that a light gun game fulfills that "hardcore" gap in the Wii's lineup, Reggie. I think that's the ultimate insult. Worse than a port, even.
Ok fine.Segata Sanshiro said:Anyway, I think Mr. Nirolak wants his thread back.
This concludes tonight's episode of Masterpiece Carnival of Stupid.
Back in the cage, Thunder Monkey. Let's go.
Yeah but this one has SEGA in it.grandjedi6 said:pfft, Nirolak makes a new thread every 5 hours. I can't imagine him being particularly attached to any individual one.
True. :lolgrandjedi6 said:pfft, Nirolak makes a new thread every 5 hours. I can't imagine him being particularly attached to any individual one.
Nirolak said:I feel it's worth noting that Dragon Quest Swords sold 486,222 copies and is the third best selling third party game on the Wii in Japan.
I'm not disagreeing with the general notion of your post, but there is a reason people kept making on rails spin-offs for the Wii, and that was in large part due to the success of titles like Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and Dragon Quest Swords.
That bubble seems to have finally burst however.
Nirolak said:I'm not disagreeing with the general notion of your post, but there is a reason people kept making on rails spin-offs for the Wii, and that was in large part due to the success of titles like Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and Dragon Quest Swords.
That bubble seems to have finally burst however.
And we will always have the memories.Segata Sanshiro said:Yeah but this one has SEGA in it.