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Sexy japanese eggs

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YYZ

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batbeg said:
Does Amazon ship internationally? I'm trying to buy some just because it looks fucking crazy, but I can't figure out how to operate through all the moonspeak. I don't want to bother only to find out they don't ship to the UK.
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There's an english option on the main page. I bought some manga and Japanese-English dictionaries there before (also some CDs).
 
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Phobophile

A scientist and gentleman in the manner of Batman.
FromTheFuture said:
I don't know, if you want to stretch it at all i feel like it would hurt the tip. But i don't own the thing, so i really dont know.
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Somebody doesn't use the thumb when jerking off.
 
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ILOVEASIANS

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MiDNiGHTS said:
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shoothismafucka.gif
 
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BlackNMild2k1

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YYZ said:
Wow, Fleshlight's got nothing on these guys.

Check this shit out :lol


One-time use though, $12+shipping to jerk off?
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BlackNMild2k1 said:
I found a site in english that sells those things

http://www.toydemon.com/Tenga-Egg-Bundle.html
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^^^ 6pack for 24.99 and according to the review, if you take care of it, you can use it time and time again.

toydemon user review said:
Author: Anon
spider is the best one!!! even though its disposable ive been able to take care of it and use it about 10 times for each one
Author: McLovin
This product was amazing, my girlfriend and I love it!!! The only draw back is that it has a tendency to become streched out easily.
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Zaptruder

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Unbelievable. High Design for male sex toys. It's all too fucking weird.

I'd probably be tempted to use them as a pen holder after I'm done with it, they look that good.
 
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Stencil

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As a regular shopper of JList, I'm not surprised to see this. Eggs and Tengas, various sleeves etc., there is a sex toy for all varieties of... things... I guess...

That video is amazing though. I want one. One time use is a no-go though. If the supermarket sold these though, that's another story.

(Side-note: how long do fleshlights last??)
 
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Zaptruder

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Stencil said:
As a regular shopper of JList, I'm not surprised to see this. Eggs and Tengas, various sleeves etc., there is a sex toy for all varieties of... things... I guess...

That video is amazing though. I want one. One time use is a no-go though. If the supermarket sold these though, that's another story.

(Side-note: how long do fleshlights last??)
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For a more permanent version there's this...

http://www.toydemon.com/Flip-Hole.html

it says 50 uses, users are reporting 100 uses.

I think the flesh light would be on par, maybe higher given the more durable (although less functional) ABS casing (failure seems to be down to the flip hole's plastic casing, and not so much a malfunction of the internal silicone material). Also, in comparison the fleshlight would be a bitch to clean, which would extend its effective lifespan even more, as you'd probably end up using it less.
 
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hteng

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ultim8p00 said:
I don't get it. Is it a condom or something? A dildo smoother?

What was that?
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it seems like the egg is put on the penis to simulate vagina penetration

i think it would be a nice toy to sqeeze heh
 
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ant_

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How come this thing doesn't seem as funny as the fleshlight?
Everything Japan does is better than us Americans
 
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adamsappel

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K2Valor said:
How come this thing doesn't seem as funny as the fleshlight?
Everything Japan does is better than us Americans
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Because it's not trying to look like a pussy. You could put those TENGA sleeves on the shelf of the medicine cabinet and they look like bottles of shampoo and conditioner.
 
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Label

The Amiga Brotherhood
TENGA EGG WAVY[ウェービー] ローション入り cannot be shipped to the selected address.

God damn it!

edit: never mind ordered mine from Jlist! :lol
 
shamo42

shamo42

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Awesome. Will buy some tomorrow in Tokyo. I've never bought anything in a sex shop but these eggs seem to be well worth it.

Has anyone tried these? Which ones should I get?
 
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ant_

not characteristic of ants at all
Label said:
TENGA EGG WAVY[ウェービー] ローション入り cannot be shipped to the selected address.

God damn it!

edit: never mind ordered mine from Jlist! :lol
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Post updates when you are using it.
Actually, just post WHILE you are using it
 
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sasimirobot

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cool. I was just in a sex shop in Akihabara today and didn't see this, I got weirded out by much more perverted shit on the 4th floor and left...

my first time, it was just creepy being around 60 year old men feeling up silicon vaginas and widescreen j-porn blasting on every corner. you think you get used to the perversion here...
 
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Label

The Amiga Brotherhood
K2Valor said:
Post updates when you are using it.
Actually, just post WHILE you are using it
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Hell I shall go all the way and post pictures too!

I am actually a little excited for it to come. :lol
 
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