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[Benarn]

Just ordered the bigger brother of the egg, the flip... I'll have to see how it compares to the fleshlight.

I don't use it much because it's just such a bitch to clean. Shit grows mould if you just rinse it and leave it... so there's a pretty involved routine in shoving in a piece of cleaning cloth and pulling it out the other side, drying the case, etc. Haven't used it in 6 months... that kinda stuff isn't what you want to do when you use the act of jerking off as a night cap.

Too much work... I'd rather use my hand

 

[BradleyUK]

I'll be ordering this for sure.

 

[Zaptruder]

Too much work... I'd rather use my hand

It really is. But the flip should be good, pop it open rinse it, and place it on the stand to dry. And I love the high design of it. It's so surreal, and yet aggressively design and technology oriented.

 

[Binabik15]

I found an online shop that sells tenga products in germany

I know what some of my friends will get as a present for easter next year! :lol

It´s the perfect party gift :lol

Reminds me a bit of some joke egg thing my dad bought us for easter, a rubber/silicone egg that you could throw against walls and windows and it´d look like a real egg. That thing felt funny. If the material is similiar to what is used here, I threw away something really cool...

Crap, now I need to order this.

Spoiler

Of course I´ll never order it because I´d be too embarrassed, I said it to fit in with the cool kids at GAF *cries*

 

[Rayven_king]

MY GOD.... these guys are not messing around when it comes to designing sex toys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0

also for bonus "smile!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deHVkoi9Kcw&feature=related

 

[∀ Narayan]

Why.

 

[Brannon]

...I have ideas!

Okay so you order this and it comes in and you show your girlfriend the toy if she's into toys, and she helps you put it on and 'uses' it on you because she's awesome like that, then you get the idea that if you lube the outside and ask her, "you wanna fuck with the egg?"...

So that happens and it's like having a really thick condom but not really because its function is to stimulate you, so you'll be having tight silicoid sex with your girlfriend and she'll be all into the gelatinous girth of the egg and everybody will be orgasmically happy.







This could totally work.

 

[Why would you do that?]

...This could totally work.

If the egg isn't flanged, then, well, wouldn't the egg kinda just go up in there?

 

[Brannon]

If the egg isn't flanged, then, well, wouldn't the egg kinda just go up in there?

Cock ring.

 

[shamo42]

quick impressions:


- feels cold at the beginning
- using it feels kind of awkward
- definitely not reusable: the egg was getting deformed during the process
- you have to take a shower later because of the gel

+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child
+ feels nice, very flexible
+ clean, almost no leak


I probably won't use this again. The remaining eggs will be gifts for friends. I will keep one or two though for women who are unable to give a proper handjob.

 

[Brannon]

quick impressions:
+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child

So when Slimer was eating that big batch of hot dogs, he was trying to tell us something... it all makes sense now!

 

[Esch]

Man, I kinda want one.

 

[WordAssassin]

...I have ideas!

Okay so you order this and it comes in and you show your girlfriend the toy if she's into toys, and she helps you put it on and 'uses' it on you because she's awesome like that, then you get the idea that if you lube the outside and ask her, "you wanna fuck with the egg?"...

So that happens and it's like having a really thick condom but not really because its function is to stimulate you, so you'll be having tight silicoid sex with your girlfriend and she'll be all into the gelatinous girth of the egg and everybody will be orgasmically happy.







This could totally work.

This is pretty much the conversation my girlfriend and I had last night when I told her about these. I want to order the six-pack but $50 for 6 eggs just... seems really expensive.

 

[JimiNutz]

Or again for the UK:
http://www.sextoys.co.uk/modules/search.asp?lookfor=tenga - £9.95
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/store.cfm?cat=21318 - £9.99

Lovehoney is free postage, not sure about sextoys.

Thanks for posting this dude.
I usually use Love Honey for my lube/condoms and almost impulse bought a Fleshlight while browsing yesterday.
Definitely gonna go with the TENGA Flip now. If I'm gonna fap to Asian porn, may as well keep my toys Asian too :lol

 

[Zaptruder]

This is pretty much the conversation my girlfriend and I had last night when I told her about these. I want to order the six-pack but $50 for 6 eggs just... seems really expensive.

You know, a company could get rich marketing that shit as condoms... modify it a bit so its ribbed for her pleasure on the outside... and a tornado on the inside for his pleasure.

 

[rollingstart]

quick impressions:


- feels cold at the beginning
- using it feels kind of awkward
- definitely not reusable: the egg was getting deformed during the process
- you have to take a shower later because of the gel

+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child
+ feels nice, very flexible
+ clean, almost no leak


I probably won't use this again. The remaining eggs will be gifts for friends. I will keep one or two though for women who are unable to give a proper handjob.

dude...

 

[snack]

Looks cool. Japan always has the best innovations.

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

quick impressions:


- feels cold at the beginning
- using it feels kind of awkward
- definitely not reusable: the egg was getting deformed during the process
- you have to take a shower later because of the gel

+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child
+ feels nice, very flexible
+ clean, almost no leak


I probably won't use this again. The remaining eggs will be gifts for friends. I will keep one or two though for women who are unable to give a proper handjob.

That last paragraph is a complete lie.

 

[YYZ]

quick impressions:


- feels cold at the beginning
- using it feels kind of awkward
- definitely not reusable: the egg was getting deformed during the process
- you have to take a shower later because of the gel

+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child
+ feels nice, very flexible
+ clean, almost no leak

well, you don't have to take a shower.

 

[Ridli]

I bet there is this cute thing you could do with this and some mayo.

I know this is like a day late, but I'm glad that you went there, I really do. *high five*

 

[The Frankman]

quick impressions:

(impressions)

I probably won't use this again. The remaining eggs will be gifts for friends. I will keep one or two though for women who are unable to give a proper handjob.

 

[vas_a_morir]

quick impressions:


- feels cold at the beginning
- using it feels kind of awkward
- definitely not reusable: the egg was getting deformed during the process
- you have to take a shower later because of the gel

+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child
+ feels nice, very flexible
+ clean, almost no leak


I probably won't use this again. The remaining eggs will be gifts for friends. I will keep one or two though for women who are unable to give a proper handjob.

Fuck the egg, it's all about the flip now. By fuck the egg, I suppose I mean don't fuck the egg.

 

[The Frankman]

Fuck the egg, it's all about the flip now. By fuck the egg, I suppose I mean don't fuck the egg.

Careful dude. I saw that video... one of the products makes a woman grow a penis.

 

[WordAssassin]

Talked about it more with my GF last night and we totally want to buy some of these, but I'm just not down with paying the ridiculously inflated prices on some of these sites ($7-10 an egg? I heard they were $3 in stores). To the people in Japan who can go out and buy them in the stores, how much are they really?

 

[TimesEunuch]

I bet there is this cute thing you could do with this and some mayo.

Agree with the other guy, this is brilliant.

 

[Maxwell House]

However, the one thing that I really want to try is the Meiki Extreme Hip on their site. After reading a review someone posted on their forum, http://www.toydemon.com/td2forum/index.php?topic=85.0, I have to save up and get myself one of these just to try it out!!

The Japanese sure come up with the craziest yet awesome products.

I just want to point out that this my first meiki product and probaly my last as its freaking amazing, or course if something bad ever happens, god forbid, ill probaly buy the maria ozawa as that was my first choice as i just love that girl. Seeing as this is my first meiki i didnt know what to expect in terms of quality and i can say after using silcone, cyber skin and fleshlights meiki is number one so far, they are very dedicated at what they do and it shows in there products. I would say in terms of material in comparison to real skin meiki gets a 8/10.

Now aside from this being the first meiki i own its also the first toy i own thats as heavy and as big as the hip. As i was holding the hip shifting it back in forth between different arms i couldnt help feel that the people online that said it was heavy and too heavy to use in certain postions other than missionary and doggy were exagerating, well after my touchy feeling session i lubed it up and was amazed by how realistic the vaginal canal is, meiki takes their work seriously!

For my first run i tried the cowgirl because its my favorite in porn and i wanted to try it for testing out the weight, i just want to point out that if you're going to try cowgirl its best you penetrate missionary first then carry it over while you lay on your back as i tried it the other way around and it's not the way to do it beilieve me lol. As soon as i slid in everything felt AMAZING, it was soft and not to tight but just right which i imagine is because of all the material surrounding the vaginal canal. I eventually got so lost in lust i began screwing it like i would a real woman and started to lets its weight to all the work for the down stroking which felt fantastic as the ass cheeks feel great touching your balls while at the same time they make a great slapping sound effect.

I turned my toy around for reverse cowgirl and woooo f***ing hooo what a view, the tight round butt looked amazing going up and down on my member and watching the butt cheeks jiggle on the down strokes was nothing short of beautiful. I felt my limit coming (no pun i guess...) and decided i wanted to finish up with cowgirl again but this time i held onto the ass cheeks while squeezing them firmly and spreading them open and closed. I came to my climax while squeezing the ass cheeks firmly and felt like i died and went heaven.

:lol Dude, WTF???

 

[Gabroni]

Japan: your useless inventions never cease to amaze me

 

[agrajag]

^ Do they really mold it precisely to Maria Ozawa's vagina specs?

 

[sasimirobot]

Bought a few of these in Akihabara today. They seemed to be really popular. The flip was around 50$, I cant see paying that much just to jack off though..

Tried out the "wave" egg

Pros:
-very soft to the touch
-gel and egg don`t really smell that bad
-very neat and easy to get rid of
-a creative change of pace

Cons:
-not that much better than your hand
-costs money, hand is free
-feels like your having sex with an alien vagina

Overall worth a try at 4$, but I cant see using these on the regular.
Great gifts?

 

[MNC]

quick impressions:


- feels cold at the beginning
- using it feels kind of awkward
- definitely not reusable: the egg was getting deformed during the process
- you have to take a shower later because of the gel

+ smells like "ghostbuster slime" toy I had as a child
+ feels nice, very flexible
+ clean, almost no leak


I probably won't use this again. The remaining eggs will be gifts for friends. I will keep one or two though for women who are unable to give a proper handjob.

the fuck

 

[ant_]

-feels like your having sex with an alien vagina

1. Buy egg
2. Watch Mass Effect alien sex scene
3. ?????
4. Profit

 

[WordAssassin]

Bought a few of these in Akihabara today. They seemed to be really popular. The flip was around 50$, I cant see paying that much just to jack off though..

Tried out the "wave" egg

Pros:
-very soft to the touch
-gel and egg don`t really smell that bad
-very neat and easy to get rid of
-a creative change of pace

Cons:
-not that much better than your hand
-costs money, hand is free
-feels like your having sex with an alien vagina

Overall worth a try at 4$, but I cant see using these on the regular.
Great gifts?

So the eggs from stores are $4 each? Nobody ever responded to me before... Would you be willing to buy a set and send them to me? I would, of course, pay for everything.

 

[Flek]

this thread is hilarious i cant believe gafers a actualy testing this out :lol

edit: o gawd

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol japan never change please :lol :lol

 

[Flek]

even more ... iam dying here :lol :lol

 

[Cipherr]

Just when I thought the internet had succeeded in desensitizing me to any and everything, this stuff. Some lines arent meant to be crossed man, come the fuck on @ fucking plastic hips. So absurd.

 

[sasimirobot]

So the eggs from stores are $4 each? Nobody ever responded to me before... Would you be willing to buy a set and send them to me? I would, of course, pay for everything.

The more you buy the cheaper they are. I bought 3, it came to 1350Yen (14.31$US) with tax.
So I guess if you buy 12 or more it will come to about 4.50$US each.

If anyone wants some I can send them out to you. Gonna have to work out details by PM.

 

[Ether_Snake]

So the eggs from stores are $4 each? Nobody ever responded to me before... Would you be willing to buy a set and send them to me? I would, of course, pay for everything.

Keep us up to date if you go for it with your girlfriend.

 

[Crazyorloco]

Hmmm I want to try the egg and that flip hole sounds great. Nice to see a company take masturbation as seriously as I do.

Spoiler

Palmela is getting jealous.

 

[Dabookerman]

even more ... iam dying here :lol :lol

Danny Choo is a crazy man ;p

 

[The Frankman]

wow thread is still going?

*reads posts since last one*

... first I

then I

 

[Label]

The fuck man, my egg still has not come!

Last ever time I order from J-list. It better come Monday.

edit: Actually I blame Royal Mail for going on fucking strike multiple times this past week.

 

[Dabookerman]

It better come Monday.

YES!

 

[YYZ]

It better come Monday.

You better come Monday.

 

[Label]

You better come Monday.

The It is my penis.

I have actually been saving myself for the occasion, I am just hoping the egg does not overflow way too much when I eventually do get to use it. :lol

 

[tabsina]

What a pleasant thread to wake up to

 

[Jangaroo]

The It is my penis.

I have actually been saving myself for the occasion, I am just hoping the egg does not overflow way too much when I eventually do get to use it. :lol

Oh god :lol

 

[sasimirobot]

ok.
After "testing" the 3 tenga eggs, my impressions have changed somewhat.

The "stepper" is by far the best of the bunch.

What the main problem is that they are tooooo strechy/elastic/forgiving. Yes they look small, but so do rolled up socks. The part that surrounds your head maybe makes up less than 10% of the whole egg.

Because of that, the rest of the waves/curls/bumps/etc on the inside of the egg have little effect. My suggestion (and yes I enjoyed it enough to give a second thought about an email to the company) would be to concentrate more on the tip and the surrounding area.

Maybe a more firm and stimulating material for that area, with a series of concentric elastic rings down the shaft for better "grip"...

Also they are about as quite as marching through a swamp with a pair of snow shoes! It might not matter if you are alone, but the last thing I want is my girl knowing I am having a great time without her.
Not to mention these things sound very strange, like a 50 pound octopus walking over a glass floor...

The overall experience is more like having sex with an alien life-form, than a quick one before bed.

That said...I am def. gonna buy some more.

I probably won't use this again.-shamo42

I have to doubt this...

 

[jmdajr]

I am so amused :lol

 

[ILOVEASIANS]

The overall experience is more like having sex with an alien life-form, than a quick one before bed.

Sign me up.