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Sexy japanese eggs

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JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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Fuck I wanna get a dozen of these sex eggs for next time I go camping.
Anybody managed to get some to the UK yet?
 
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Label

The Amiga Brotherhood
NutJobJim said:
Fuck I wanna get a dozen of these sex eggs for next time I go camping.
Anybody managed to get some to the UK yet?
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Sure have!

You can buy them here: http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/EGG003

Postage is only $3 too! :D

edit: they have quite a few other models too, I chose the wavy one. If you get the other ones give us some impressions!
 
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DarkJediKnight

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Japanese_Legs_at_the_Door_by_bubblesguarddog.jpg


Thought this was a thread on Japanese legs. :lol
 
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Kaako

Felium Defensor
At first I was didn't see the big deal, the the shit started stretching and doing them crazy motions. Japan: Coming up with crazy shit since the beginning of time.
 
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Extollere

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Label said:
Hell I shall go all the way and post pictures too!

I am actually a little excited for it to come. :lol
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LMAO, sweet. I want impressions. Actually looks like fun instead of the ol' hand, though it does the job.
 
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kozmo7

Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
What the hell are with those leg things? Good lord that'd be scary to see in someones room at night.
 
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kuopc

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I am actually a frequent visitor of the site that BlackNMild2k1 posted earlier, ToyDemon.com.

I started out by purchasing the deep throat tenga from toydemon to test the waters and I gotta say it was pretty awesome, the suction is intense! This thread has gotten me interested on the eggs now....

However, the one thing that I really want to try is the Meiki Extreme Hip on their site. After reading a review someone posted on their forum, http://www.toydemon.com/td2forum/index.php?topic=85.0, I have to save up and get myself one of these just to try it out!!

The Japanese sure come up with the craziest yet awesome products.
 
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Door2Dawn

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kuopc said:
I am actually a frequent visitor of the site that BlackNMild2k1 posted earlier, ToyDemon.com.

I started out by purchasing the deep throat tenga from toydemon to test the waters and I gotta say it was pretty awesome, the suction is intense! This thread has gotten me interested on the eggs now....

However, the one thing that I really want to try is the Meiki Extreme Hip on their site. After reading a review someone posted on their forum, http://www.toydemon.com/td2forum/index.php?topic=85.0, I have to save up and get myself one of these just to try it out!!

The Japanese sure come up with the craziest yet awesome products.
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:lol :lol
 
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Jangaroo

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kuopc said:
I am actually a frequent visitor of the site that BlackNMild2k1 posted earlier, ToyDemon.com.

I started out by purchasing the deep throat tenga from toydemon to test the waters and I gotta say it was pretty awesome, the suction is intense! This thread has gotten me interested on the eggs now....

However, the one thing that I really want to try is the Meiki Extreme Hip on their site. After reading a review someone posted on their forum, http://www.toydemon.com/td2forum/index.php?topic=85.0, I have to save up and get myself one of these just to try it out!!

The Japanese sure come up with the craziest yet awesome products.
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I'm having a hard time picturing a person fornicating with a disembodied hip.
 
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BeEatNU

WORLDSTAAAAAAR
Ephemeris said:
When it stretched?


It blew my mind.


But prior to that I was thinking "wtf?"
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Eph, I was going to send this to you but you already saw it :lol

that shit blew my mind, I'm kind scared to goto Japan now.
 
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GDGF

Soothsayer
DarkJediKnight said:
Right click > read image properties.
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That was a reference from A Christmas Story, bro :lol

One of the greatest holiday movies of all time...

Fragile?

christmas_story_lamp_2.jpg


Any of this ring a bell?
 
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adamsappel

Member
GDGF said:
That was a reference from A Christmas Story, bro :lol

One of the greatest holiday movies of all time...

Fragile?

christmas_story_lamp_2.jpg


Any of this ring a bell?
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You misquoted. It's "Frah-gee-lay? It must be Italian."
 
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kozmo7

Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
Do people attach the hip to that leg thing posted earlier? Masturbation sub culture, no joke. :lol
 
shamo42

shamo42

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Got them today in Akihabara. 6 eggs for 2400 ¥ (18€ /25$) and a U.S. TENGA for 850 ¥.
I'm not in the mood today so I'll post impressions and better pics tomorrow or on the weekend.

I love the design of the eggs and have no problem leaving them on the shelf. The US Tenga however looks too obvious and will be hidden.

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SolarPowered

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shamo42 said:
Got them today in Akihabara. 6 eggs for 2400 ¥ (18€ /25$) and a U.S. TENGA for 850 ¥.
I'm not in the mood today so I'll post impressions and better pics tomorrow or on the weekend.

I love the design of the eggs and have no problem leaving them on the shelf. The US Tenga however looks too obvious and will be hidden.



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I was already caught off guard by all the toys you got there, but that speaker does it! :lol :lol :lol
 
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Mistouze

user-friendly man-cashews
Goddam, those eggs sold me on the idea of male sex toys.

Fleshlight : Oh wow, no fuckng way I'm using that
Eggs : Hmmm wat? Might...be...interesting...dunno...too bad it's only in Japan... I guess...
 
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Cindres

Vied for a tag related to cocks, so here it is.
Damn i wanna order one of these but what the shit do i do if it comes through and mum asks what i've been ordering?
 
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Ogni-XR21

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I found an online shop that sells tenga products in germany :D

I was thinking of ordering one or two eggs from j-list but I could not find information on shipping costs, can anyone point me to this info?

To all of you who tested the eggs, which one is the best? Spider?


I know what some of my friends will get as a present for easter next year! :lol
 
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wackojackosnose

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Cindres said:
Damn i wanna order one of these but what the shit do i do if it comes through and mum asks what i've been ordering?
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Pretend it's food product and tell her that they're the new and creamier Cadbury's Creme Eggs and that you'll let her try one later?
 
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Mistouze said:
Goddam, those eggs sold me on the idea of male sex toys.

Fleshlight : Oh wow, no fuckng way I'm using that
Eggs : Hmmm wat? Might...be...interesting...dunno...too bad it's only in Japan... I guess...
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I got one, and it ain't bad at all. As long is you get one that is a solid color, and you have a place to dry it off after the cleaning(which is painless btw) it is rather inconspicuous. It also feels pretty amazing, and the inserts can offer pretty unique experiences.

Edit:
I've had mine for months, and it is still in pretty good condition. I haven't used my hand since.
 
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Arcipello

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Jibril said:
What the hell is that video to the top on the right side of related videos?!??
I'm too scared to click it D:
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its just a camera going down a womans throat....but obsiously the video thumbnail is what caused people to watch is way over a million times
 
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Zaptruder

Banned
Just ordered the bigger brother of the egg, the flip... I'll have to see how it compares to the fleshlight.

I don't use it much because it's just such a bitch to clean. Shit grows mould if you just rinse it and leave it... so there's a pretty involved routine in shoving in a piece of cleaning cloth and pulling it out the other side, drying the case, etc. Haven't used it in 6 months... that kinda stuff isn't what you want to do when you use the act of jerking off as a night cap.
 
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