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Sir Patrick Stewart: I thought I was circumcised for much of my life, until doctors gave me second opinion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFipAtefUWw

ir Patrick Stewart has told of how he mistakenly thought he was circumcised for much of his life, until a doctor told him he was not.

The actor, 76, long believed he had undergone the procedure as a youngster, but that an intimate moment with his wife led to him getting checked out by a medical professional for clarification.

During an appearance on The Graham Norton Show, Sir Patrick said: "One night with my wife, as you do, we were talking about stuff and I mentioned my circumcision and she said: 'You're not circumcised.'

"I said, 'What do you mean? That's ridiculous, I should know. All my life my mother has told me it was fashionable at the time.'"

He added: "I happened to be seeing my doctor the next day for a check-up so while he was down there I said, 'By the way, my wife and I have had a little disagreement, I am circumcised, aren't I?'

"He took a closer look and said: 'Not! I am Jewish, and definitely know the difference!'"

Regretting his candid admission while on the BBC TV chat show's couch, Sir Patrick said: "Oh no, my grandchildren will be watching this!"

Sir Patrick, who married wife Sunny Ozell in 2013 and was previously married twice before then, did not reveal when he learned of his lack of circumcision.

 

[Cyanity]

Wow

 

[Viewt]

Haha, yeah, I saw this clip a couple days ago. And Jackman cracking up just makes it funnier.

"One night, as you do, we were talking about stuff..." Haha, oh, Sir Patrick...

 

[L Thammy]

So he has a naturally tiny foreskin? I can't imagine any other way this would happen.

 

[Strimei]

That is quite a long while to think otherwise, wow.

 

[Chuck]

Well let's see it, we can give a third opinion.

 

[Reg]

I'm not sure if I am either :s

 

[Ferrio]

So he has a naturally tiny foreskin? I can't imagine any other way this would happen.

Maybe they didn't cut enough off? I was technically circumcised, but they didn't cut off enough so I still got a hood but not a trunk.

 

[old manatee]

That could never happen to me. I know my penis exactly as well as the back of my hand.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

So the Captain still sits in the chair. Excellent

 

[GaimeGuy]

How do you not know whether or not you were circumcised?

 

[Wilsongt]

Foreskin is best skin.

 

[Kettch]

Having Patrick Stewart as your Grandfather must be amazing.

 

[Arkeband]

This actually happened to two of my friends growing up, I have no idea why they were so dumb about their own dicks, their lives basically revolved around them.

 

[johnsmith]

 

[perfectchaos007]

How do you not know whether or not you were circumcised?

It was a cross between a mushroom and an anteater?

 

[Loxley]

"He took a closer look and said: 'Not!"

 

[jetjevons]

Conversely I dated a girl who thought I was circumcised till about a year after we broke up!

 

[Auraela]

cant believe hes 76 he looks insane

 

[War Peaceman]

How the hell do you not know?!

 

[Eidan]

How do you not know whether or not you were circumcised?

Look at a picture of a flaccid circumcised or uncircumcised penis. Look at your flaccid penis. Eureka. Come on Picard.

 

[Kingpin Rogers]

Okay since we're going personal in this thread. My penis always looks like a pig's snout no matter what and I'm afraid to go to the doctors about it.

 

[-shadow-]

How bizarre that the guy did not know it.

Spoiler

Wish this mistake happened with me ;_;

 

[old manatee]

Okay since we're going personal in this thread. My penis always looks like a pig's snout no matter what and I'm afraid to go to the doctors about it.

You could probably find truffles with it.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

How do you not know whether or not you were circumcised?

How is this a real question asked by a man in the internet age?

 

[John Kowalski]

Has he never seen another man's penis?

 

[brawly]

Okay since we're going personal in this thread. My penis always looks like a pig's snout no matter what and I'm afraid to go to the doctors about it.

Does it have two holes?

 

[echoshifting]

Isn't circumcision really uncommon in the UK?

I guess I can KIND of see how it's possible he didn't know, especially if he has more of a turtleneck situation than a groundhog

Still totally insane though

 

[Waddle Dee]

How could you not know? If you can't see your dickhole normally, then there you go. He must not even had known the difference, cause there's no other excuse.

 

[| Praxis |]

Cheese blanket intact.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

if anyone needs to know if they have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis just send them to my inbox and I'll personally verify

 

[NHarmonic.]

I miss my foreskin nothing's been the same since adolescence.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

 

[kess]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

 

[Eidan]

Okay since we're going personal in this thread. My penis always looks like a pig's snout no matter what and I'm afraid to go to the doctors about it.

I don't understand. Do you have two holes at the end?

 

[| Praxis |]

if anyone needs to know if they have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis just send them to my inbox and I'll personally verify

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

if anyone needs to know if they have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis just send them to my inbox and I'll personally verify

Lay it on me easy
http://i.imgur.com/wnKdXc3.jpg

 

[butzopower]

My partner refers to my penis as Patrick Stewart so this feels relevant.

 

[frankie_baby]

Isn't circumcision really uncommon in the UK?

I guess I can KIND of see how it's possible he didn't know, especially if he has more of a turtleneck situation than a groundhog

Still totally insane though

I was reading the other week that prior to the NHS being created it was fashionable but then obviously the NHS started and realised its a pointless waste of time and money so stopped it

 

[Eusis]

cant believe hes 76 he looks insane

He sacrificed youthfu looks in order to live at a consistent state for far, far longer.

... Probably not a bad trade off but then he can do it.

 

[NimbusD]

So he has a naturally tiny foreskin? I can't imagine any other way this would happen.

Some people just don't know what it really entails.

I had an ex girlfriend that thought foreskin came out of the urethra. And she had been with uncircumcised guys before.

 

[Extollere]

That is crazy, haha wow.

How could you not know? If you can't see your dickhole normally, then there you go. He must not even had known the difference, cause there's no other excuse.

Not necessarily. It is possible to have a short foreskin, plenty of guys do! it just kinda covers to the halfway mark. I suppose it's possible if you had assumed you were circumcised because you thought it was supposed to go down further, then yeah... it makes sense.

 

[Fury451]

I have showing photos disabled on mobile, so I wasn't quite sure what I was getting when I clicked on those pictures.

 

[Phu]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

I would hope most people clean regularly regardless of whatever's going on with their junk.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I had an ex girlfriend that thought foreskin came out of the urethra.

How does that even??

 

[sixteen-bit]

if anyone needs to know if they have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis just send them to my inbox and I'll personally verify

What could go wrong

 

[HeySeuss]

Huh. That's a weird way to try to prove you've never watched porn.

 

[Pastulio]

Now I don't feel as bad about not knowing I was circumcised until I was 28. I always thought it was the other way around.

 

[shira]

 

[L Thammy]

How does that even??

Little by little, the foreskin is emitted from the urethra during urination and gradually covers the glans. Uncircumcised men have to trim their foreskin every one to two weeks to keep it from growing to long. If its growth is left unchecked, the foreskin can encase the entire penis, even extending up to the base of the thighs.