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Spiders could theoretically eat every human on Earth in one year

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I just screamed and dropped my phone wtfffffff
 

.JayZii

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Thankfully they're our silent allies.

Anybody know the logistics on filling the entire white house with spiders? I'm asking for a friend.
 

vatstep

This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
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some of them are nice
 

midramble

Pizza, Bourbon, and Thanos
Growing up in the North Carolina country side I remember being able to stop anywhere on our property look down in the grass and find a wolf spider. My father almost cleaved his own face in half with a machete because of a writing spider.
 
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This articles title is theoretically clickbait. Its like saying Cows could eat all the humans in a year when referring to the mass of grass consumed.
 

CTLance

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So...
Scenario A: Spiders exist, eat the equivalent of one humanity in bugs per year.
Scenario B: spiders do not exist, we drown in one humanity equivalent of bugs per year and growing.

I dunno about y'all but I'm exceedingly happy with scenario A. Spiders are cool.

...and humans are dumb.
 
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