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[Pein]

Kid scored one of premium quality.



gotdamn

classic.

 

[Sober]

I bet the kid wishes he could substitute that for this:

I wish I had teachers half as good as that.

 

[Raptomex]

probably what everyone came here for:

Hahahaha. That made me laugh...it's true, though.

 

[Cipherr]

Kid scored one of premium quality.



gotdamn

 

[MYE]

 

[SoilBreak]

maybe

 

[Cubsfan23]

throw them in jail if they aren't hot.........

 

[Cipherr]

prooomioom qooolity?

 

[wbsmcs]

Isn't the law that the 14 year old still has to pay child support?

 

[Herpes Reasons]

how much alcohol would it take to make that face attractable?

 

[sfedai0]

You just bag it.

 

[scar tissue]

nearly spit out my drink

 

[MYE]

throw them in jail if they aren't hot.........

Would you send this woman to jail?

I'd beat the kid up out of jealusy instead.

 

[SDBurton]

At 14, I'd banged about anything. Wtf at these high standards.

High? The fuck?

 

[Forearms]

Would you send this woman to jail?

I'd beat the kid up out of jealusy instead.

I would send her to federal pound her in the ass prison... located at my house.

 

[shira]

It looks like she shaved for her photoshop

 

[Dreams-Visions]

High? The fuck?

This.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

hey folks

just a friendly reminder that it doesn't matter whether or not you are attractive when you are having sex with a 14 year old.

carry on.

Is this advice or something?

 

[scar tissue]

I would send her to federal pound her in the ass prison... located at my house.

lol

 

[Sober]

Would you send this woman to jail?

I'd beat the kid up out of jealusy instead.

Saving this gif for later...

research purposes, I promise.

 

[Flame Lord]

"Can't call it rape until I know how hot she is."

Rape.

 

[VertPin]

"Can't call it rape until I know how hot she is."



Rape.

I laughed so hard the snot in my cold-ridden nose spewed out causing green, sticky, smelly fluids pour out onto my lips.

 

[Forearms]

I laughed so hard the snot in my cold-ridden nose spewed out causing green, sticky, smelly fluids pour out onto my lips.

Lube.

 

[Vermillion]

Kid scored one of premium quality.



gotdamn

Dammmmmnnnn, lol

 

[VertPin]

Lube.

No lube, my friend.

 

[cutmeamango]

She looks like Salma Hayek.

 

[Vermillion]

prooomioom qooolity?

Oh God, lmfao

 

[VertPin]

obligatory:

 

[DukeBobby]

probably what everyone came here for:

 

[Forearms]

She looks like Salma Hayek.

No.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

So did she keep the baby?

 

[dskillzhtown]

This is the part that trips me out -

Sotelo further stated she loves the victim and he loves her.

Sotelo is married, and her husband was out of town. They have other children.

She has kids, step kids and a husband but she is fooling around with a 14 year old? I get that some people need someone non-judgemental to talk about their problems sometimes, but a 14 year old? It seems from the story that is how it started, her talking to him about her problems. Then she grew so attached to him she banged him weekly. She has some issues.

 

[Angry Fork]

These kinds of faces are always hilarious I don't know why I like them so much. The Obama one is great too.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

She looks like Salma Hayek.

 

[WoodWERD]

 

[Gully State]

probably what everyone came here for:

I can't unsee Reggie face on that woman..

 

[nhlducks35]

I can't unsee Reggie face on that woman..

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

is this the kid?

I am surprised this joke did not happen sooner.

 

[WaterChroma]

they began having a sexual relationship, ‘like grown-ups’

Sotelo further stated she loves the victim and he loves her

She sounds like she needs some psychiatric help from the way she talks about him in such a child like way.

I feel sorry for the kids. I hope they didn't know him.

 

[Reversed]

Really late to the party to say: "That's my boy".

Though this (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=44007099#post44007099) already covered it

 

[Barbacoatl]

Oh man this thread.

 

[SMT]

Eww... Eww...

Anyways, at 14, you know what you're doing pretty much. If the guy wanted to quit and threaten her with rape, he could've, but he was just too horny.

 

[Slayer-33]

Would you send this woman to jail?

I'd beat the kid up out of jealusy instead.

Ohh baby.

So good...gif

 

[feel]

I dunno, can we get a different pic before we send her on her way to jail? Probably looks much better with a bit of makeup and without the pregnancy weight.

Godamn this was perfect! :lol

 

[Silicon Knight]

Would you send this woman to jail?

Where is this from?

Where?

Seriously, where?

 

[Poyunch]

Where is this from?

Where?

Seriously, where?

Oh are you Upton no good?

 

[Jburton]

At that age any women would do for a lot of 14yr olds boys.

Bingo! ..... at that age there would not have been many women I would not have slept with.

The hole is the goal.

 

[Jburton]

She looks like Salma Hayek.

How fucking dare you!

... I love that lady and her fabulous breasts.