Two stories:
A while back my friends and I had gotten kind of into guns. We each had our own weapons that we would get together and have some target practice. We were all incredibly careful. Safeties always on, barrels pointed away from everyone no matter the condition of the gun, and all of the essentials. The problem was the only place to safely shoot was way out of town. It was a real pain to get to. One day a person that we all had sort of known offered to let us shoot on their property nearby. Saves us about a twenty minute drive and a five minute walk to the usual place. So we go there, meet the person, they point us out to the spot. We go out and start shooting and everything's fine. We wrap it up, and we're about to leave. We turn around to see the person who owned the land coming our way. "You want to see what I shoot?" The psycho whips out a glock and starts unloading in our direction. They were aiming up, but not by much. We all hit the ground as we hear the bullets tearing into the trees behind us. They stop firing and start laughing crazily. "Jumpy aren't you?" We all get up and try to laugh it off. It was suddenly clear that this person wasn't 'all there.' We start walking again and they fire a few more from the hip, thinking it was really funny. We said we had to go and got out of there fast. Never went back.
The other time was during what should be the safest sport in the world. I was playing golf at a local course. The course sucks. It's filled with hills and swampy areas, covered with rocks, and everything you don't want in a course. It's basically a course for drunk rednecks, but it's also crazy cheap. I and some friends had teed off on a par 4 on a hill. The fairway is right on a huge hill. Like right after you tee off, you have to get the ball right on top of this hill, or else it'll roll down the left side and go into the swamp. Anyway, I managed to get a pretty nice lie on top of this hill, and I'm walking to my ball. Before I'm there I hear the familiar sound of a drive. The rednecks behind us have decided to forgo the traditional "Wait until the other guys are all on the green" rule and start teeing off. One of them yells "Fore" in a half-hearted manner. I sort of duck a bit and walk a into a little bit of a different direction, not thinking much of it. Then "BAM!" I feel a pop in the back of my head.
Everything goes dark and I lose all hearing. I remember actually thinking "Oh man, I'm dead. I'm actually dead." I then remember weakly opening my eyes to see my bag and clubs rolling down the hill, and then I realize that I'm rolling right along with them. I still can't hear anything, and worse yet, I can't feel anything. I'm completely numb, and I have no control over my body. I can't do anything but wait for gravity to run its course. I finally stop rolling and end up on my back at the bottom of the hill. I notice my friends running to me. I also notice that their mouths are open, and they're all yelling my name. I can't hear it. "Good," I thought, "I'm not dead, I'm just deaf." But my hearing suddenly came back. It was pretty much exactly like that scene in Saving Private Ryan. I can't stand up until my friends help me. My equilibrium is gone. I can't stand up without leaning to the left. Also I'm pretty much out of it, as I just nodded to everything my friends said. I went to the doctor, and everything was fine. I didn't even get a concussion. Still, at the time... Scary stuff.