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[djSyndrome]

(on top of that, I believe most if not all German cars sold in the US are assembled here so he would also be destroying thousands of US jobs)

Not entirely, but it is a large percentage. BMW and MB build many of their SUVs here because we're their largest consumer, and VW builds the Passat and now the Atlas in Tennessee. Most other sedans/coupes/etc. from BMW, Audi and MB are mostly built in Germany or elsewhere in Europe. The bread and butter VWs (Golf, GTI, Jetta) are all assembled in Mexico; Trump has already gone after Ford and GM for their production of small cars there.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

He only called one of our closest allies bad in public, not evil. No big deal.

 

[Lautaro]

Sure sure you'll stop german car sales just like you'll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.

Good boy, go play golf now.

 

[orochi91]

He refused to lecture Saudi Arabia but it's open season on Germany because they sell us cars...

+1

 

[Imperfected]

"The Germans are evil," Trump said, drawing concerned gasps from his Neo-Nazi voter base.

"They sell cars in America," he concluded, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

 

[Muffin1611]

Lol

https://twitter.com/tagesthemen/status/867854652682928128

tagesthemen quoting Markus Preiß from the ARD:

"After this performance one can assume that it will soon be: America alone."

 

[kess]

Guess the French must be evilbad too, Opel was sold from General Motors to Peugeot in March.

 

[SpecX]

Come on, at least post the real one:

This never gets old.

 

[Xando]

Lol

https://twitter.com/tagesthemen/status/867854652682928128

tagesthemen quoting Markus Preiß from the ARD:

"After this performance one can assume that it will soon be: America alone."

Yeah ZDF has been going like this aswell.

German media is in full Trump roasting mode right now

 

[GAMEPROFF]

"After this performance one can assume that it will soon be: America alone."

Exactly how Putin wants it.

 

[oti]

Yeah ZDF has been going like this aswell.

German media is in full Trump roasting mode right now

Maybe I should leave town when G20 rolls around. Hamburg is going to be wild. Or I should participate. 🤔

 

[Slacker]

It's as if Trump started reading

Lol good one

 

[Rolfgang]

Because the names derivates from Low German, something you should like as a Dutchman.

To be fair, Dutch is an also a totally confusing language and it's really a shitshow for people to learn.

Let alone the pronunciation of the 'G'.

 

[cyba89]

Can't wait for the G20 in Germany this July.

Oh yeah. That one will be fun.

 

[Funky Papa]

Not as much of a language as much of a throat disease.

 

[LegendofJoe]

Yes more outside interference in the US Government is exactly what is needed.

So progressive minded people have to continue to play by the rules while conservatives continue to use any and all advantages available to them (legal or illegal)?

Our only chance to win that game is if our intelligence services and federal law enforcement agencies act to preserve our sovereignty and the rule of law. We should find out soon enough how well that plays out.

 

[oti]

To be fair, Dutch is an also a totally confusing language and it's really a shitshow for people to learn.

Let alone the pronunciation of the 'G'.

And it sounds like drunk German.

 

[Xando]

Maybe I should leave town when G20 rolls around. Hamburg is going to be wild. Or I should participate. 🤔

Lol i actually think about going to the protest(Would be the first time i go to a protest) against Trump when G20 is on.

 

[Muffin1611]

And it sounds like drunk German.

Still sounds better than Schwizerdütsch.

 

[Rolfgang]

Not as much of a language as much of a throat disease.

Does that mean I can get medicinal weed when I'm in the States?

 

[Virzeth]

Just saw this on Twitter... He called the Saudis good, and we are bad? Cool Story, Donald!



They had a great meeting today at the Evangelischer Kirchentag. She would be down for this

Probably the reason for his anger... Look at that crowd.

Mentioning Trump indirectly
Obama also highlighted the need for liberal democracy and diplomacy. Members of the audience held up signs that made it clear they would have preferred a third Obama term to Trump's current policies. While the former president did not refer to the current one directly, he said to the cheering crowd that "we can't isolate ourselves. We can't hide behind a wall."

http://www.dw.com/en/obama-speaks-at-landmark-berlin-christian-convention/g-38979943

 

[ISee]

Fathers Day is ending in germany, or as we call it:"´Let's pull wagons packed with beer and schnapps across the countryside and drink until we pass out day." But I'm actually not supposed to tell this secret to strangers, because the bavarians want to sell their oktoberfest as the most important booze fest to tourists.

In other words: Everybody is laughing at the orange monkey anyway, at least today. Prost

 

[Muffin1611]

Does that mean I can get medicinal weed when I'm in the States?

Why would you try that if you could just get it in The Netherlands

 

[hydrophilic attack]

At this point leaders should all unite with one message, remove Trump or we no longer cooperate with the US.

Time to stop this buffoon.

eh, it will be sorted out within a few months on its own

outside interference from europe would only look bad

 

[Mindlog]

Has anyone asked him why he speaks like a four year old?

 

[Rolfgang]

Why would you try that if you could just get it in The Netherlands

I like to keep my options open. It's not like I can export the stuff abroad.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Has anyone asked him why he speaks like a four year old?

He needs to be on the same level as his voters

 

[Tovarisc]

Has anyone asked him why he speaks like a four year old?

You want read this: https://www.statnews.com/2017/05/23/donald-trump-speaking-style-interviews/?s_campaign=tw

 

[ClosingADoor]

Time to make better cars and people buy yours. It isn't that hard to figure out.

 

[LegendofJoe]

He needs to be on the same level as his voters

 

[Realyn]

Never been much of a CDU voter but I'm very happy with Merkel as our leader and she'll get my vote. It sounds weird or wrong, but I almost value her experience more than the entire program of the party she's representing in 2017. Weird times.

 

[Muffin1611]

You want read this: https://www.statnews.com/2017/05/23/donald-trump-speaking-style-interviews/?s_campaign=tw

Jesus, I didn't know this. The people saying his brain is declining were spot on.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Never been a CDU voter but I'm very happy with Merkel as our leader and she'll get my vote. It sounds weird or wrong, but I almost value her experience more than the entire program of the party she's representing in 2017. Weird times.

Four years ago I would never had thought that I would be so happy that she is our chancellor.

 

[The Technomancer]

You never go full Fawlty!

 

[Maedre]

Now I want to know what cars he has in his garage!

Four years ago I would never had thought that I would be so happy that she is our chancellor.

Yeah, I am in the same position. Strange times.

 

[iammeiam]

Mr. Brexit doesn't even understand what they were actually brexiting from.

H o w is he this dumb. We've already heard Merkel had repeatedly explained how EU trade word. I wonder if he just assumes all the countries secretly do backdoor deals or something.

 

[Nafai1123]

Fucking Germans making the ultimate driving machines. How dare they build superior cars.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Since when is Trump good on trade anyways. All he does is put his name on buildings.

 

[Muffin1611]

Never been much of a CDU voter but I'm very happy with Merkel as our leader and she'll get my vote. It sounds weird or wrong, but I almost value her experience more than the entire program of the party she's representing in 2017. Weird times.

It's so weird that I'm happy with her when her party is partner with the CSU and still is against same sex marriage.

She certainly does an excellent job as chancellor.

 

[BlueLiquid]

The world's largest BMW factory is in South Carolina, not to mention all of the parts suppliers in the area.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I'm face-palming for my entire country, especially the "how does trade form?" ignorance.

Yes, we realize everyday that we elected a vapid, emptyheaded celebrity
blowhard, and large swaths of the electorate truly believed he was an expert at such things because he spent decades scamming people in the US for failing business.

Now everyone in the world has to smile and nod like the other parents at a recital when one kid can't hit any notes. Smh

 

[TAJ]

I'm doing impressions of Alec Baldwin as Trump saying this stuff at work today. It's just so fun that I can't help it.

 

[The Technomancer]

The world's largest BMW factory is in South Carolina, not to mention all of the parts suppliers in the area.

Shhhh the American manufacturing economy is dead no no don't look over here at all these statistics the problem is trade and China and Germany not automation or efficiency gains not in the slightest

 

[Maedre]

Does he realize that he is the reason that the whole world is laughing about the USA? I mean even Kim Jong un seems to be more competent.

 

[ISee]

Mr. Brexit doesn't even understand what they were actually brexiting from.

H o w is he this dumb. We've already heard Merkel had repeatedly explained how EU trade word. I wonder if he just assumes all the countries secretly do backdoor deals or something.

He wasn't listening. She didn't call him by his name every 5-10 seconds while explaining.


Officials put Trump's name in 'as many memo paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned'

 

[Vuze]

Never been much of a CDU voter but I'm very happy with Merkel as our leader and she'll get my vote. It sounds weird or wrong, but I almost value her experience more than the entire program of the party she's representing in 2017. Weird times.

Same, dislike a lot of the party positions but I think voting for an experienced leader is the sensible choice in times like these.

 

[IaN_GAF]

He's such a little bitch. No wonder he lost the actual election.

 

[Keasar]

The Philippines, great folk for having death squads running around and shooting anyone who maybe have taken any sort of drug.

The Germans, evil people for selling good cars. Grrrr.

What the fuck!? Can we just kick this asshole out of Europe now? I don't want him here. And I swear I will fucking go to Stockholm and march in the inevitable protests if he comes here to Sweden.

 

[John Rabbit]

Guys the world has been laughing at America long before January 20th, 2017.


They're all just far more comfortable doing it to our face now.

 

[Twilight Gap]

How about we wait for credible news sources to pick this up?

The onion could write an article on Trump and at the very least it'd be true the next week.