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[kurosawa]

i'm torn between this one and Shiren 3.
Can't make up my mind.
Can you guys help me decide what to buy?

 

[K.Jack]

For once, I can't think of anything other than a massive row of smilies.

 

[Visualante]

Fuck me, this is too lowbrow even for me to troll.

 

[EktorPR]

Un-fucking-believable.

:lol :lol

WOW

 

[Revelations]

Since when is the Wii demographic "fans of pure and utter filth"?

Since pure and utter shit started getting bought in droves.

 

[Brizzo24]

It gets even better when it's on the go...

 

[Exempted]

Okay, IGN actually says the title is Imagine: Party Babiez. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Teknoman]

Seriously. All that stuff about making quality titles for the Wii, as dictated by Ubi's head guy or whatever seems like just a load of garbage.

 

[Amir0x]

Does anyone that works at Ubisoft post here?
And if so: How does it feel to know you are working at the one company that is truly killing gaming?
.

What do you mean, they're making Prince of Persia and Beyond Good and Evil 2 I thought...?

*search*

Yup, they just revealed those. Seems they're doing all they can to resuscitate gaming, bravo Ubisoft.

 

[Dante]

Okay, IGN actually says the title is Imagine: Party Babiez. :lol :lol :lol

I knew there had to be a z :lol

 

[AceBandage]

They may be insulting to you but apparently there is still a market for them on the Nintendo platforms, since it's obviously profitable enough for Ubi to keep churning them out.

Except that it ISN'T!
That's the sad thing!
http://www.gamasutra.com/php-bin/news_index.php?story=18699

He acknowledged the Wii in particular has been difficult for Ubisoft to find success with. Pointing to the console's generous sales, he noted that games published for the Wii made up only 10 percent of Ubisoft's sales last year, and added that the company will need to work harder to create games that will "sell as well as Nintendo's own Wii titles."

 

[kay]

Guys, although I wouldn't put it past Ubisoft, there could be a possibility that yoopoo is fucking with us.

http://wii.ign.com/articles/877/877052p1.html
Imagine: Party Babyz

What do you mean, they're making Prince of Persia and Beyond Good and Evil 2 I thought...?

*search*

Yup, they just revealed those. Seems they're doing all they can to resuscitate gaming, bravo Ubisoft.

Exactly, they know what they are doing.

 

[Classic_Gs]

the shovelware blitzkrieg has commenced

Hurry and get out of the way while you still can!

 

[EverSoTrendy]

I don't see the problem with this? They seem to be catering to Wii fans, they enjoy games like these.

 

[A Link to the Past]

They may be insulting to you but apparently there is still a market for them on the Nintendo platforms, since it's obviously profitable enough for Ubi to keep churning them out.

Except Wii hasn't been making them a profit.

And the logical thing to do is to keep releasing shit! Stay the course FTW.

 

[farnham]

nintendolike quality :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[CTLance]

 

[Xyphie]

Tom Clancy's Imagine: Party Babyz

 

[Oblivion]

I wish :lol

Oh my god. I just checked out IGN. This shit is utterly shameless. :lol

Sorry for doubting you, yoopoo. <3

 

[Exempted]

Since pure and utter shit started getting bought in droves.

But it didn't. NONE of the Wii shovelware sells well, with the possible exception of Carnival Games (which is more "mediocre" than "shovelware").

 

[TONX]

WHY?

 

[nightside]

hahaha, ok Wii fans maybe Ubisoft is fucking with you guys

maybe?

I'm starting to thinkin that iwata or reggie pooped on guillemot's carpet or something...now guillemot's company is poopin on wii...

 

[Stitch]

I don't see the problem with this? They seem to be catering to Wii fans, they enjoy games like these.

 

[llTll]

i really dont know what to say anymore...

 

[farnham]

I don't see the problem with this? They seem to be catering to Wii fans, they enjoy games like these.

sure

 

[samratty]

Wow the exclusives keep rolling in. Thanks UbiSoft.

 

[Mithos Yggdrasill]

Maybe it's a plan to sabotage the Wii.

 

[jrricky]

sigh......................................

Maybe it's a plan to sabotage the Wii.

it probably is. Why couldnt they just not announce any of these and leave only announcement s with the snowboarding and rabbids games.

*Third Parties Sculpt a Consoles Image.*

 

[atomico]

:lol

 

[bafflewaffle]

It combines the crazy multi-player antics of party games with the cuteness and fun of baby care games. An incredible combination.

 

[Zoramon089]

Since pure and utter shit started getting bought in droves.

Except shovelware sells on any system it's on...

 

[hokahey]

I can't wait until they start bitching about their software sales.

 

[Mithos Yggdrasill]

sure

Sigh. At least Nintendo's games are incredible this generation so far. Mario Galaxy is one of the best (if not the best) games of the generation.

 

[EverSoTrendy]

It combines the crazy multi-player antics of party games with the cuteness and fun of baby care games. An incredible combination.

Like Mario Party, like I said should sell well.

 

[Mithos]

He acknowledged the Wii in particular has been difficult for Ubisoft to find success with. Pointing to the console's generous sales, he noted that games published for the Wii made up only 10 percent of Ubisoft's sales last year, and added that the company will need to work harder to create games that will "sell as well as Nintendo's own Wii titles."

Well... they FAIL BIG TIME!

 

[Scribble]

No, this cannot be happening.

No. No. No. No. No.

 

[Revelations]

But it didn't. NONE of the Wii shovelware sells well, with the possible exception of Carnival Games (which is more "mediocre" than "shovelware").

Well Ubi feels you fight shit with shit. So have it your way. Good thing it isnt my only system. Theres still hope for BG&E2 to make it for the system.... :/ ...

 

[Vieo]

What's really sad is, games like the Petz series and Raving Rabbids 1 & 2 probably helped fund BG&E2. =/

 

[Alphahawk]

I like how they took two dramaticly distinct shovelware genres (party games, and baby/pet raising sims) and combined it into one.

Day one, gentlemen, Day one...

Spoiler

not really

 

[Sadist]

I don't see the problem with this? They seem to be catering to Wii fans, they enjoy games like these.

Did you see the sales analysis of Ubisofts Wii software?

 

[JDSN]

This confirms the rumor, when they meant Nintendo-like support, they were talking about NST.

hahaha, ok Wii fans maybe Ubisoft is fucking with you guys

When they say stuff like:

Just give me fucking Red Steel 2 no matter how mediocre it is instead of this shit.

Its hard to have any hope in them.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Ew, whats this from?
Good reaction gif though

 

[Mithos]

Nintendo seriously needs to make ultimatums.

No Baby games or Dogz games unless you release Prince of Persia or Beyond Good and Evil 2 esc. and quality games.

 

[Acosta]

What's really sad is, games like the Petz series and Raving Rabbids 1 & 2 probably helped fund BG&E2. =/

That is not sad, that is awesome.

It's like Ubi execs planned how to crush in the most effective way the moral of Wii fans.

 

[Windu]

 

[witness]

Just give me fucking Red Steel 2 no matter how mediocre it is instead of this shit.

 

[farnham]

i said it in another thread.. but its not like wii users need ubi..

all they come up with is raving rabbids..

 

[EverSoTrendy]

Nintendo seriously needs to make ultimatums.

No Baby games or Dogz games unless you release Prince of Persia or Beyond Good and Evil 2 esc. and quality games.

Yeah right, what would be the point? Those games wouldn't even sell on the console, it would just be like last gen, when they were released on the GC.

 

[Bluemercury]

Nintendo seriously needs to make ultimatums.

No Baby games or Dogz games unless you release Prince of Persia or Beyond Good and Evil 2 esc. and quality games.

Whats the point really? They already released a Prince of Persia game.....and it was worse than the GC one.....At this time, just take Ubisoft their Wii license, its the best option.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Ew, whats this from?
Good reaction gif though

One Hour Photo I think.