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[Rorschach]

This is probably going to be the stupidest post I'll ever make in this forum and it will get mocked to hell in this thread, but whatever:

Guys, don't go to a whore for your first time. It's fucking traumatising.

Tell us more.

 

[Fersis]

Bullshit. It's as awesome as advertised.

I dont remember my first time.

My first fighting game? Art Of Fighting.
My first PC game ? Prince of Persia.
My first nes game? Mario Bros.
My first Master System II game? After Burner.
My first Genesis game? Sonic 1.
My first PSX game? KOF 97
My first PS2 game? KOF Neowave.
My first PS3 game? Motorstorm.
My first time? dunno.

 

[Why would you do that?]

Yes, virgin here. I'm kinda shy. I'm also nut much of a talker. Like, in class, a class that I joined late and have only been there four times (4th day was mid-term), this girl was talking to me, asking me for notes, then said "I'm sure you did well on the mid-term, you're so smart" with that smile, and to myself, I'm like, "Wait, what? On what basis can you say this?" I could have lied and told her "Yeah, you're pretty smart, yourself", but I didn't want to do that, since I didn't know if she was or not, so I started to ramble while thinking of something to say, and I said "Well... I guess... you're smart, too, I guess. I dunno."

So I messed that one up. (Turns out she is smart. She got an A on the mid-term, I got a B. )

(P.S. LunaClover, you should go here, maybe send a PM.)

 

[Vanillalite]

I will say my experience over the weekend was great, but most of that had to do with the fact that I think I found the right girl for me. I was open and honest about my virginity, and she made all the difference in the world in how cool she was with this all.

I'm still pretty clueless though, but it doesn't matter with her. Things just click and work with us!

 

[WanderingWind]

This is probably going to be the stupidest post I'll ever make in this forum and it will get mocked to hell in this thread, but whatever:

Guys, don't go to a whore for your first time. It's fucking traumatising.

Um, no shit?

But seriously. Did anybody else have a fantastic first time? Why is it all "traumatizing" "awkward" or "not a big deal?"

My first time was fucking awesome. I broke a showerhead and a goddamn towel rack. Also, a couple of laws in New Mexico, I think. :lol

I dont remember my first time.

My first fighting game? Art Of Fighting.
My first PC game ? Prince of Persia.
My first nes game? Mario Bros.
My first Master System II game? After Burner.
My first Genesis game? Sonic 1.
My first PSX game? KOF 97
My first PS2 game? KOF Neowave.
My first PS3 game? Motorstorm.
My first time? dunno.

Well, sir, you and I have different priorities in life. Nothing wrong with that. We're just different, you and I.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

I'm more curious as to how many people on GAF are actually virgins - a surprising amount seem to have actually stuck it at least once in their life.

That is, if you believe everything you read.

I think you're confusing a vocal minority for the majority. It's kind of like looking at the "Post Your Pictures!" thread and assuming that that's what most of the posters here look like.

Also, virgins: before you start getting intimate with anyone, take a moment out of your day to push, pull, pinch, squeeze, etc all over your own body. Notice how much force you have to apply to actually even kinda hurt yourself, and then realize that women are made of the exact same stuff that you are.

In other words, women are not dainty pieces of china that need to be handled with utmost delicacy -- so don't treat them as such.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Tell us more.

'kay.

It was about a year ago. I was freaking depressed at the time because I had been dumped from a really meaningful relationship to me and I was stressed to hell and beyond due to exams period and shit. So I get a friend to hand me the directions for a local whorehouse and I decide to go through with it to "relax".

Half an hour later the prostitute is trying her hardest to make me cum and shove me away from the locale and I still cannot do it. I guess in retrospect that's good, since I was basically trying to hold myself due to a sentiment of culpability, but at the moment it made me realise how artificial and soulless was paid sex. I ended up being more depressed and stressed out.

So yeah, that's that.

 

[LunaClover]

I dated a girl who was desesperate to lose her virginity. It was really creepy.
At the end of the day i explained to her that i didnt want to be her 'first'. She was not pleased.
and : Guys, don't go to a whore for your first time. It's fucking traumatising.

Seriously, there's SUCH a pressure to cash in that card, that people end up a bit scared for life for it. It's most likely going to be akward, uncomfortable, and when you're way too young to know what the fuck you are doing. Its so very rare to hear good stories, I just wish there was more education (besides porn) about how to get it and what to do when you get it, so there could be more awesome first times. Thus, the thread.

 

[Shanadeus]

The female part of the human species is too diverse and complex to be easier understood by one member of the female sex.

In other words, continue on with your girl-age threads virgins!

 

[captive]

OK!

-Do all women go to the toilet to fart?
-Why do women carry such small handbags? They can barely fit a credit card!
-Why don't all women trim their mange?
-Do all women get hairy bum holes?
-Why do so many women complain about their bodies so much?
-Is it true that women change their underwear 3 times a day?

This is all for now.

good god, you serious?

1) no
2) they dont, all the ones i know carry bottomless pits of purses
3) personal preference
4) wtf
5) many women look in the mirror and instantly focus on the negative things about their looks
6) again personal preference.

 

[Dabookerman]

-only those who dont trust their own asscheeks?
-social stigma. that one is beyond me, but how do you just carry a wallet? Where do you put the gum?
-mange? what kind of women do you know??
- depends on the genes, but most wont
- because of a warped body image from society
- you are friends with hookers im guessing. not typically.

-I see
-Wallet can be carried in a pocket, and it only carries the money and photos of the missus.
-I just don't get why you wouldn't you know. It feels good.
-Most won't, good to know! (But there's only a little bit amarite)
-This is true, something must be done. It's not nice
-I am not. A girl on WoW claimed to change that frequently. It was odd.

Anyway that's all I have to ask. Thank you. It's been educational.

I'm not a virgin, for the record.

good god, you serious?

Spoiler

90% of my posts are not serious

 

[CrocMother]

I will say my experience over the weekend was great, but most of that had to do with the fact that I think I found the right girl for me. I was open and honest about my virginity, and she made all the difference in the world in how cool she was with this all.

I'm still pretty clueless though, but it doesn't matter with her. Things just click and work with us!

This is exactly what I was talking about. Congrats.

 

[Fersis]

Well, sir, you and I have different priorities in life. Nothing wrong with that. We're just different, you and I.

Yup.

We're both awesome though. * High Five *

 

[wormstrangler]

Also, virgins: before you start getting intimate with anyone, take a moment out of your day to push, pull, pinch, squeeze, etc all over your own body. Notice how much force you have to apply to actually even kinda hurt yourself, and then realize that women are made of the exact same stuff that you are.

I'm made of stronger stuff.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

I don't understand why having sex for the first time is considered some kind of achievement? Kinda makes you guys look like 13 year olds who've seen tits for the first time

 

[Fersis]

I don't understand why having sex for the first time is considered some kind of achievement? Kinda makes you guys look like 13 year olds who've seen tits for the first time

Some kind of social pressure and stuff like that?

 

[Atramental]

I'm honestly too lazy and too busy to get laid. Plus, my uber-religious upbringing and my current college situation has greatly hindered my chances of losing my V-Card any time soon.

Probably won't ask any questions because I just don't know what to ask.

 

[WanderingWind]

I don't understand why having sex for the first time is considered some kind of achievement? Kinda makes you guys look like 13 year olds who've seen tits for the first time

Sex is always an achievement, mate. And tits? Always awesome. I'm almost 30, and still haven't got sick of either. Hope I never do, frankly.

Also.

*high five*

That goes to Fersis. Cheers.

 

[ATF487]

I dont remember my first time.

My first fighting game? Art Of Fighting.
My first PC game ? Prince of Persia.
My first nes game? Mario Bros.
My first Master System II game? After Burner.
My first Genesis game? Sonic 1.
My first PSX game? KOF 97
My first PS2 game? KOF Neowave.
My first PS3 game? Motorstorm.
My first time? dunno.

Well, you gotta have priorities.

Yes, but what kind of questions are you asking, and to what end? If you're wanting to have sex with her, keep it light and throw in questions that will make her think, and ideally wet. But just keep the convo as light as she does. Otherwise it gets creepy.

Yeah, that makes sense. I'm still in college so I have an easy in with "...so what's yr major?" and other universal stuff, nothing too heavy.

 

[LegendOfGood]

I'm honestly too lazy and too busy to get laid. Plus, my uber-religious upbringing and my current college situation has greatly hindered my chances of losing my V-Card any time soon.

Hey I heard they recently lifted the ban on inner-racial dating. Congrats to them!

 

[LunaClover]

Yes, virgin here. I'm kinda shy. I'm also nut much of a talker. Like, in class, a class that I joined late and have only been there four times (4th day was mid-term), this girl was talking to me, asking me for notes, then said "I'm sure you did well on the mid-term, you're so smart" with that smile, and to myself, I'm like, "Wait, what? On what basis can you say this?" I could have lied and told her "Yeah, you're pretty smart, yourself", but I didn't want to do that, since I didn't know if she was or not, so I started to ramble while thinking of something to say, and I said "Well... I guess... you're smart, too, I guess. I dunno."

So I messed that one up. (Turns out she is smart. She got an A on the mid-term, I got a B. )

(P.S. LunaClover, you should go here, maybe send a PM.)

Thanks! Yeah, you're not an over thinker at all. I have this problem too =\ At least you recognized that she was flirting with you, most people dont even get that. Shy is good though, its usually the shy ones that are (im not kidding) insane in the bedroom, so know that some girls are flirting with you for that fact alone. Confidence, bathe in it! Also, go find that girl and report back.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Some kind of social pressure and stuff like that?

I don't know whether that's because we overrate sex or underplay it. The fact that so many who act this way end up becoming fathers and mothers (here we have the highest teen pregnancy rates and STI's in Western Europe) realise that they have to grow up fast and mature, I feel, says it all.

I think a thread involving stories of those who matured and developed relationships would a lot more interesting personally. Maybe that's why the Girl-Age threads are always so popular.

 

[WanderingWind]

I don't know whether that's because we overrate sex or underplay it. The fact that so many who act this way end up becoming fathers and mothers (here we have the highest teen pregnancy rates and STI's in Western Europe) realise that they have to grow up fast and mature, I feel, says it all.

I think a thread involving stories of those who matured and developed relationships would a lot more interesting personally. Maybe that's why the Girl-Age threads are always so popular.

Hey, sex is a huge part of a healthy relationship. You will never have a successful romantic relationship without fulfilling sex. It's not immature to enjoy being sexual...quite the opposite.

 

[JambiBum]

I remember my first time because of the girl it was with. And it was awesome. But mostly it was because of the girl. I can see where people would forget it or want to forget it though.

 

[Atramental]

Hey I heard they recently lifted the ban on inner-racial dating. Congrats to them!

Yep. Now they just have to lift the ban on a bunch of other stuff...

Strict rules govern student life at BJU.[124] Some of these are based directly on the University's interpretation of the Bible. For instance, the 2005-06 Day Student Handbook states, "Loyalty to Christ results in separated living. Dishonesty, lewdness, sensual behavior, adultery, homosexuality, sexual perversion of any kind, pornography, illegal use of drugs, and drunkenness—all are clearly condemned by God's word and prohibited here." Grounds for immediate dismissal include stealing, immorality (including sexual relations between unmarried students), possession of hard-core pornography, use of alcohol or drugs, and participating in a public demonstration for a cause the University opposes.[125] Similar "moral failures" are grounds for terminating the employment of faculty and staff. In 1998, a homosexual alumnus was threatened with arrest if he visited the campus.[126]

Other rules are not based on a specific biblical passage. For instance, the Handbook notes that "there is no specific Bible command that says, 'Thou shalt not be late to class,' but a student who wishes to display orderliness and concern for others will not come in late to the distraction of the teacher and other students."[127] In 2008 a campus spokesman also said that one goal of the dress code was "to teach our young people to dress professionally" on campus while giving them "the ability to...choose within the biblically accepted options of dress" when they were off campus.[128]

For instance, rules include the requirement that freshman and sophomore resident hall students sign out before leaving campus and that all resident hall students abide by curfew. Students are forbidden to go to movie theaters or listen to contemporary popular music.[129] Male students are required to have conservative hairstyles, and facial hair is prohibited.[130] Women are expected to dress modestly and wear knee-length dresses to class and religious services.[131]

Thank goodness I don't live on campus. :/

 

[Vanillalite]

This is exactly what I was talking about. Congrats.

Yeah it worked all the wonders in the world. There was no pressure or rush to go there. We worked up in terms of what we did together. Then even when that was the next step we didn't push for it, and had a couple of open discussions on the subject.

We both agreed we were ready to cross that bridge, and she said just let me know and we'll work it out. It was great though totally LOL worthy both in setup and post game, but totally enjoyable for all.

No way in hell would it have gone well if there were different expectations, a different chick, or just different attitudes. Sure I'm hardly super young or anything, but I'm glad as well I waited it out till the right situation just came to be. Other situations could have gone bad awful, but here the understanding going in meant it could be awkward as all get out but we'd roll with it.

I know the next day when we chatted online for a sec she was like so... and I was like so... (this was after just general convo), and I knew where she was going with this and what she was getting at. She was like so you still cool with it and no regrets? I was like nope it awesome, you were awesome, there wasn't any pressure, we took necessary precautions for doing something like this, and there for I work up today totally happy with myself.

I know for almost an absolute fact that I would have felt crappy in almost every other situation maybe not during but the next morning. Waiting it out till the good situation came along was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life. Mad props to my gf!

PS: She's been known to read some GAF threads from time to time now since I post on here.

 

[LunaClover]

I love the religious upbringing, the religious college and the demon avatar :lol

 

[WanderingWind]

Yep. Now they just have to lift the ban on a bunch of other stuff...



Thank goodness I don't live on campus. :/

Oh, my God. I am so sorry, man.

 

[Conceited]

how do shot cum?

 

[Maleficence]

Just do it when you're comfortable doing it. Don't let anyone tell you that you should be having sex, do whatever feels right to you. IMO if you go out with the aim of having sex, you're doing it wrong.

I also think you should at least be in a stable relationship before you take that step, and promiscuity is bad. That should probably go in the unpopular opinions thread though.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Here's my advice...

Don't be too nice. I'm not saying you should act all manipulative like those douches with elaborate furry hats who write books and shit, but you should have at least a bit of danger to you.

Always make yourself seem like a bit of a bad boy, even if you're a loser who spends all your time on GAF arguing about Bayonetta vs. God of War.

Basically, don't be afraid to be A MALE. Straight women like males, so give 'em what they like. You can be respectful and considerate, but if you act too 'nice' you'll end up in the friend zone faster than you can fucking imagine. You don't have to be all creepy and lecherous, but you should definitely embrace the fact that you're a man, and therefore are different from her in some key ways. Don't be afraid to disagree with her. If she's into Twilight and you think it's bullshit, express yourself. As long as you're not a jerk about it it'll be fine. Remember, they're not looking for another girlfriend with the exact same interests as them.

Most importantly, if you're in a moment where it seems appropriate, try and kiss her. Don't bring up the fact that maybe kissing might be fun thing to try blah blah blah...just kiss her. If she doesn't respond, no big deal. Apologize and move on, don't make a big deal of it.

And here's the best pickup line you can ever use:

'Hello'

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Hey, sex is a huge part of a healthy relationship. You will never have a successful romantic relationship without fulfilling sex. It's not immature to enjoy being sexual...quite the opposite.

I don't disagree.

 

[WanderingWind]

Here's my advice...

Don't be too nice. I'm not saying you should act all manipulative like those douches with elaborate furry hats who write books and shit, but you should have at least a bit of danger to you.

Always make yourself seem like a bit of a bad boy, even if you're a loser who spends all your time on GAF arguing about Bayonetta vs. God of War.

Basically, don't be afraid to be A MALE. Straight women like males, so give 'em what they like. You can be respectful and considerate, but if you act too 'nice' you'll end up in teh friend zone faster than you can fucking imagine. You don't have to be all creepy and lecherous, but you should definitely embrace the fact that you're a man, and therefore are different from her in some key ways. Don't be afraid to disagree with her. If she's into Twilight and you think it's bullshit, express yourself. As long as you're not a jerk about it it'll be fine. Remember, they're not looking for another girlfriend with the exact same interests as them.

Most importantly, if you're in a moment where it seems appropriate, try and kiss her. Don't bring up the fact that maybe kissing might be fun thing to try blah blah blah...just kiss her. If she doesn't respond, no big deal. Apologize and move on, don't make a big deal of it.

And here's the best pickup line you can ever use:

'Hello'

...seriously, virgins. Listen to this. Pay attention.

 

[Triple U]

PS: She's been known to read some GAF threads from time to time now since I post on here.

Ok now I see. Good post dude

 

[LunaClover]

promiscuity is bad.

No, it's actually quite nice. Tho, I agree with you that a stable relationship is ideal, in most cases that ends up to be a long drawn out experience due to "but they were my first" bs.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Hey I heard they recently lifted the ban on inner-racial dating. Congrats to them!

So before 2000, it was illegal for anyone to date a non-White person? How does that work? I'm confused

 

[LunaClover]

Here's my advice...

Don't be too nice. I'm not saying you should act all manipulative like those douches with elaborate furry hats who write books and shit, but you should have at least a bit of danger to you.

Always make yourself seem like a bit of a bad boy, even if you're a loser who spends all your time on GAF arguing about Bayonetta vs. God of War.

Basically, don't be afraid to be A MALE. Straight women like males, so give 'em what they like. You can be respectful and considerate, but if you act too 'nice' you'll end up in the friend zone faster than you can fucking imagine. You don't have to be all creepy and lecherous, but you should definitely embrace the fact that you're a man, and therefore are different from her in some key ways. Don't be afraid to disagree with her. If she's into Twilight and you think it's bullshit, express yourself. As long as you're not a jerk about it it'll be fine. Remember, they're not looking for another girlfriend with the exact same interests as them.

Most importantly, if you're in a moment where it seems appropriate, try and kiss her. Don't bring up the fact that maybe kissing might be fun thing to try blah blah blah...just kiss her. If she doesn't respond, no big deal. Apologize and move on, don't make a big deal of it.

And here's the best pickup line you can ever use:

'Hello'

LISTEN TO THIS MAN. Seriously, great post!

 

[CrocMother]

Here's my advice...

Don't be too nice. I'm not saying you should act all manipulative like those douches with elaborate furry hats who write books and shit, but you should have at least a bit of danger to you.

Always make yourself seem like a bit of a bad boy, even if you're a loser who spends all your time on GAF arguing about Bayonetta vs. God of War.

Basically, don't be afraid to be A MALE. Straight women like males, so give 'em what they like. You can be respectful and considerate, but if you act too 'nice' you'll end up in the friend zone faster than you can fucking imagine. You don't have to be all creepy and lecherous, but you should definitely embrace the fact that you're a man, and therefore are different from her in some key ways. Don't be afraid to disagree with her. If she's into Twilight and you think it's bullshit, express yourself. As long as you're not a jerk about it it'll be fine. Remember, they're not looking for another girlfriend with the exact same interests as them.

Most importantly, if you're in a moment where it seems appropriate, try and kiss her. Don't bring up the fact that maybe kissing might be fun thing to try blah blah blah...just kiss her. If she doesn't respond, no big deal. Apologize and move on, don't make a big deal of it.

And here's the best pickup line you can ever use:

'Hello'

Sounds like you are describing simple confidence. Being a "bad boy" or "MALE" are unnecessary unless you like picking up insecure bimbos. Confidence is a good quality for both genders. In women I find it to be a huge turn on.

 

[WanderingWind]

Sounds like you are describing simple confidence. Being a "bad boy" or "MALE" are unnecessary unless you like picking up insecure bimbos. Confidence is a good quality for both genders. In women I find it to be a huge turn on.

Women who like men aren't bimbos for being straight.

 

[shuri]

Here's my advice...

Don't be too nice. I'm not saying you should act all manipulative like those douches with elaborate furry hats who write books and shit, but you should have at least a bit of danger to you.

Always make yourself seem like a bit of a bad boy, even if you're a loser who spends all your time on GAF arguing about Bayonetta vs. God of War.

Basically, don't be afraid to be A MALE. Straight women like males, so give 'em what they like. You can be respectful and considerate, but if you act too 'nice' you'll end up in the friend zone faster than you can fucking imagine. You don't have to be all creepy and lecherous, but you should definitely embrace the fact that you're a man, and therefore are different from her in some key ways. Don't be afraid to disagree with her. If she's into Twilight and you think it's bullshit, express yourself. As long as you're not a jerk about it it'll be fine. Remember, they're not looking for another girlfriend with the exact same interests as them.

Most importantly, if you're in a moment where it seems appropriate, try and kiss her. Don't bring up the fact that maybe kissing might be fun thing to try blah blah blah...just kiss her. If she doesn't respond, no big deal. Apologize and move on, don't make a big deal of it.

And here's the best pickup line you can ever use:

'Hello'

PRINT THIS. IT WORKS.

 

[LunaClover]

Sounds like you are describing simple confidence. Being a "bad boy" or "MALE" are unnecessary unless you like picking up insecure bimbos. Confidence is a good quality for both genders. In women I find it to be a huge turn on.

Not true, just having some balls confidence goes a long way in helping the panties slide off, regardless of the security level of the woman. Its the whole "you know what you want, and your going to get it" thing that is a turn on for both genders.

 

[Beardz]

Girls like circumcised penises better right?

Obviously! that's the only way.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Sounds like you are describing simple confidence. Being a "bad boy" or "MALE" are unnecessary unless you like picking up insecure bimbos. Confidence is a good quality for both genders. In women I find it to be a huge turn on.

Even with girlfirends I've had who are very secure, intelligent non-bimbos, they all confess at some point in the relationship that they were initially attracted to my 'bad boy' image, whether or not they expressed it at the time.

By and large, nothing makes a girl happier than a 'bad boy' that only they can tame.

Why do you think Twilight's so popular?

 

[quaere]

Yep. Now they just have to lift the ban on a bunch of other stuff...

Would you get expelled if they found out you were a GAF member?

 

[randomwab]

The whole virgin thing seems like such a big deal to so many people from my own experience, and I don't really get it. People freak out when they find out I'm still a virgin at 21, but it honestly doesn't bother me. They always try and stick there noses in too, like "Well we gotta fix that and get you laid!", and I'm like "I don't mind, whenever it happens, it'll happen".

 

[JumpJeff84]

Would you get expelled if they found out you were a GAF member?

I'm sure once they saw his avatar he would be not only expelled but sent to Jesus Camp.

 

[Atramental]

I love the religious upbringing, the religious college and the demon avatar :lol

Lol yeah. I'm a closet liberal atheist that goes to one of the most conservative Christian universities in the US, who lives with a family of conservative Christians. My life is nothing but irony.

Oh, my God. I am so sorry, man.

Thanks, man. 3 more years to go... T_T

Would you get expelled if they found out you were a GAF member?

Probably.

 

[grumble]

Agreed. Women like men. News at 11.

This is a big point though. Guys who try to act really nice, not try to argue with her, pussyfoot around her, agree with everything she says, etc are not really being men; they're trying to ingratiate themselves and it's weak and cowardly. Be a man, women like that.

 

[Ulairi]

The whole virgin thing seems like such a big deal to so many people from my own experience, and I don't really get it. People freak out when they find out I'm still a virgin at 21, but it honestly doesn't bother me. They always try and stick there noses in too, like "Well we gotta fix that and get you laid!", and I'm like "I don't mind, whenever it happens, it'll happen".

I was a virgin until I was 25. Don't worry about it.

 

[Conceited]

If you're under 21 and you have a nice car that's yours, the girls will flock to you. I remember I was sitting at a drive-thru at a popular Burger King when I was younger and I got 3 numbers before I'd even received my food. Owning a nice car also lead me to having my first (and only) threesome.

Girls like it when you can drive them places. However, this changes as you get older and they stop caring so much (because they get their own cars).