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Weird shit you do when nobody is around.

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Talk to myself. I always feel stupid when I get caught too because it feels embarrassing. I just hope I never go off the deep end and become that crazy old man who yells at someone who isn't there.
 
I like smelling my own body when i'm unwashed. Particularly the armpits, and I always think my ballsack smells like the wood they make pencils out of.
 

EL Beefo

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As soon as the elevator door closes I jump up on the railings and get into awesome poses like a ninja or something. I then jump down right before the doors open and act like nothing happened.
 

BobDylan

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when I smoke weed I have the best time hanging out with myself. I talk to myself and my dog a lot and tend to yell a lot
 

Chao

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EL Beefo said:
As soon as the elevator door closes I jump up on the railings and get into awesome poses like a ninja or something. I then jump down right before the doors open and act like nothing happened.
Oh, that reminds me, making weird faces on the elevator's mirror. Mostly showing teeth.
 

wRATH2x

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Chao said:
Oh, that reminds me, making weird faces on the elevator's mirror. Mostly showing teeth.
When I was 14 I was alone in the elevator, so I just pulled my dick out and let it hang. I put it back in 5 seconds before the elevator doors opened.

To this day I don't know why.
 

EYEL1NER

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Well, it looks like I don't do anything TOO weird after reading this thread. Standard talking to myself, making weird noises for no reason, weird voices, etc. Sometimes I just like to move though, like if I am lying down on my side watching TV, I'll start rocking back and forth.
Just the feeling of movement is relaxing or soothing to me somethimes.
 

AFreak

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Diablos54 said:
I always go up the stairs on all fours if no one's looking. I don't even know why, I just do. :lol
Because you evolved from monkeys mother fucker!

I do it too
 
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