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[HollowCentral]

Here's a few to get warmed up with:

"The coast is toast" - Volcano (1997)

"They transplanted a white bigot's head on a soul brother's body" - The Thing With Two Heads (1972)

"After this week in paradise, they're going to need a vacation" - Six Days Seven Nights (1998)

"Buddy has an axe to grind. A big axe" - Slaughterhouse (1987)

 

[sarcastor]

 

[WaterAstro]

Here's a few to get warmed up with:

"The coast is toast" - Volcano (1997)

Coast or Ghost?

 

[Fat4all]

oh wait, i thought you meant best

 

[HollowCentral]

Coast or Ghost?

Coast

 

[FairyD]

oh wait, i thought you meant best

hahahahaha

 

[closer013]

Coast or Ghost?

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

 

[Tagg9]

oh wait, i thought you meant best

Holy shit, this is amazing. They must have made it that cheesy on porpoise.

 

[HollowCentral]

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif

Oh, shit, just got it. Now I feel like an idiot

 

[jack_package_200]

 

[boredandlazy]

Titans Will Clash

 

[massoluk]

Can't stop giggle

 

[closer013]

Obligatory

 

[B-Dubs]

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Obligatory

He said worst, not best.

My submission:

 

[Fat4all]

DIE HARDER is great, u shut ur mouth

 

[HollowCentral]

I really hope I'm not the only one who feel that should've been the actual name of the movie. Especially considering how stupid the titles got afterwards, it'd fit right in!

 

[Toa TAK]

Obligatory

He said worst not be--

Oh damn. Beaten.



No, this one is great.

 

[Dommo]

Uuuhh... subverting the original Alien's tagline so that it's.... not as scary I guess?

 

[HollowCentral]

Uuuhh... subverting the original Alien's tagline so that it's.... not as scary I guess?

I don't think that one's real, tho...

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Uuuhh... subverting the original Alien's tagline so that it's.... not as scary I guess?

They ripped that off from the Alien 3 trailer, and it's more scary because, you know, the Aliens are on Earth now and are gonna fuck all of us up.

 

[shawnbuddy]

 

[HollowCentral]

Just... no. On both counts.

 

[Randam]

Oh, shit, just got it. Now I feel like an idiot

I don't. Tell us.

 

[Fat4all]

I don't think that one's real, tho...

I think it is real, but the tagline (and name of the movie) seems to vary from territory to territory

this was the US one I think

 

[HollowCentral]

I don't. Tell us.

Spoiler

It's an episode title from Big Bad Beetleborgs.

 

[SuperStiltzkin]

I think it is real, but the tagline (and name of the movie) seems to vary from territory to territory

this was the US one I think

That poster is hilarious. They look like two cats playing with a ball of yarn.

 

[Fat4all]

I don't. Tell us.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1411347

 

[bananafactory]

I really hope I'm not the only one who feel that should've been the actual name of the movie. Especially considering how stupid the titles got afterwards, it'd fit right in!

Fuck. My whole life I thought it was actually Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Why isn't it?

 

[HollowCentral]

I think it is real, but the tagline (and name of the movie) seems to vary from territory to territory

this was the US one I think

Off topic, but why did they think it was a good idea to make an Alien X Predator movie PG-13? I get trying to appeal to a larger audience, but seriously, WTF.

 

[Fancyarcher]

"The most amazing motion picture of our time!"

 

[Scarecrow]

Best movie has the dullest tagline.

 

[Fat4all]

Best movie has the dullest tagline.

"Answer The Call" is even duller.

 

[Dommo]

I think it is real, but the tagline (and name of the movie) seems to vary from territory to territory

this was the US one I think

Yeah, there's also this one:

 

[HollowCentral]

"The most amazing motion picture of our time!"

Just to name a few other movies that came out in 1957...

The Bridge on the River Kwai
12 Angry Men
Paths of Glory
3:10 to Yuma
Old Yeller

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Best movie has the dullest tagline.

Nah, this works because the reaction you get looking at it back when it came out was "wait, the SNL guys are gonna do WHAT?!?"

 

[JigglesBunny]

A fittingly terrible tag-line for an incredibly terrible movie.

Obligatory

Ironically, this was also the tagline for the 2016 presidential race.

 

[Psychoward]

Ironically, this was also the tagline for the 2017 presidential race.

that doesn't exist and no it wasn't

 

[Scarecrow]

Nah, this works because the reaction you get looking at it back when it came out was "wait, the SNL guys are gonna do WHAT?!?"

I can see that.

 

[Fancyarcher]

Just to name a few other movies that came out in 1957...

The Bridge on the River Kwai
12 Angry Men
Paths of Glory
3:10 to Yuma
Old Yeller

Also The Seventh Seal, Throne of Blood, Sweet Smell of Success, that's a big claim to make, but okay I'll trust you.

 

[theaface]

Dare you see saw?

Clever word play I guess? Complete wrong tone for the film.

 

[JigglesBunny]

that doesn't exist and no it wasn't

Ya caught my typo, fair play. Also, lighten up, have a laugh!

 

[HollowCentral]

Dare you see saw?

Clever word play I guess? Complete wrong tone for the film.

DAMN, that's solid. I won't lie, I had to read it like 4 times before it clicked.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Ironically, this was also the tagline for the 2016 presidential race.

Nah, just the GOP Primary. The general election's tagline was "Come on, you can't be that stupid..."

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

that doesn't exist and no it wasn't

*puts on cowl*

"...It will.."

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Fuck. My whole life I thought it was actually Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Why isn't it?

Always has been since the VHS days. Only the movie credits don't say it.

 

[chrisPjelly]

 

[HollowCentral]

Always has been since the VHS days. Only the movie credits don't say it.

Shit, you're right. Even Wikipedia lists it as being sometimes referred to that.

Although, I think "It's the best of the blockbusters" is one of the most awkwardly funny reviews I've ever seen put onto a movie.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

 

[Violence Jack]