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[Zeliard]

Old people don't give a fuck. They rock out with their cocks out.

Also: it's a locker room, dude. This is perfectly normal.

 

[chubigans]

Yeah, there are a few creeps who seem to spend more time in the locker room naked than they actually do working out. There is this one extra-creepy old guy, Bill, who spends at least an hour in there wandering around naked, talking to a lot of young dudes. He'll also sit in the TV lounge naked. His worst crime, though, was sitting in the steam room naked and leaving a skid mark. BARF.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty.

 

[Atrus]

Honestly, I'd rather not have to use a towel either. The only reason I do is for the fact that there's a tendency for others to make a deal out of it.

I don't see how men (and some women) can go from training naked in the gymnasiums of Greece and Rome, to single sex nude baths in the Turk Hammams, to a point where nudity is taboo even in a fucking change room.

Do some people really need to wear towels to hide themselves when changing (or change in the stalls?). Is this because of some secret fear of 'teh gay' that's caused everyone to be over-sensitive at looking at other members of the same sex?

 

[PowersOfTen]

Quit being a pansy. The locker room is for men with balls; great big hairy balls that are just too manly to keep to ourselves. Maybe you would be better suited using those bathrooms with the built in diaper changing station.

 

[chubigans]

Honestly, I'd rather not have to use a towel either. The only reason I do is for the fact that there's a tendency for others to make a deal out of it.

I don't see how men (and some women) can go from training naked in the gymnasiums of Greece and Rome, to single sex nude baths in the Turk Hammams, to a point where nudity is taboo even in a fucking change room.

Really, do some people really need to wear towels to hide themselves when changing (or change in the stalls?). Is this because of some secret fear of 'teh gay' that's caused everyone to be over-sensitive at looking at other members of the same sex?

Um, it's not a complaint over someone changing. It's complaining that they're naked while not changing.

 

[Forceatowulf]

beaten like a porn stars junk, sorry

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[ZephyrFate]

Honestly, I'd rather not have to use a towel either. The only reason I do is for the fact that there's a tendency for others to make a deal out of it.

I don't see how men (and some women) can go from training naked in the gymnasiums of Greece and Rome, to single sex nude baths in the Turk Hammams, to a point where nudity is taboo even in a fucking change room.

Do some people really need to wear towels to hide themselves when changing (or change in the stalls?). Is this because of some secret fear of 'teh gay' that's caused everyone to be over-sensitive at looking at other members of the same sex?

Answer: Societies have devolved over time.

 

[Eagle 209]

A lot of it has to do with modesty originating in religion. plus, there is the victorian cultural influence in the anglophone world.

 

[AFreak]

Honestly, I'd rather not have to use a towel either. The only reason I do is for the fact that there's a tendency for others to make a deal out of it.

I don't see how men (and some women) can go from training naked in the gymnasiums of Greece and Rome, to single sex nude baths in the Turk Hammams, to a point where nudity is taboo even in a fucking change room.

Do some people really need to wear towels to hide themselves when changing (or change in the stalls?). Is this because of some secret fear of 'teh gay' that's caused everyone to be over-sensitive at looking at other members of the same sex?

Or the fact that other people make fun of you for how you look. They aren't gay either, but they'll stare at your unit just to make fun of it...so it's either that or what you said.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

I only find it gross when older gents do it because old bodies are saggy and weird. I couldn't give less of a shit when guys my own age do it.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Also not a fan of the dudes who put one leg up on a bench and then dry their nuts with the hairdryer.

 

[KevinCow]

I was in the locker room changing my shirt and this old fucker was just standing there RIGHT next to me slapping talcum powder on his balls and asshole, resulting in a powdery mist gently floating towards my face.

I have to wonder why your face was in the general vicinity of his balls and asshole.

 

[Tornado Condor]

I have to agree with this. Whenver i'm done lifting weights in college and i go to the locker room there is always this old naked guy probably 7 ft away from me. He then sits there and starts a conversation with random people. Motherfucker should learn some manners

 

[Zeliard]

Also not a fan of the dudes who put one leg up on a bench and then dry their nuts with the hairdryer.

:lol :lol

 

[Blader]

Honestly, I'd rather not have to use a towel either. The only reason I do is for the fact that there's a tendency for others to make a deal out of it.

I don't see how men (and some women) can go from training naked in the gymnasiums of Greece and Rome, to single sex nude baths in the Turk Hammams, to a point where nudity is taboo even in a fucking change room.

Do some people really need to wear towels to hide themselves when changing (or change in the stalls?). Is this because of some secret fear of 'teh gay' that's caused everyone to be over-sensitive at looking at other members of the same sex?

Don't be stupid. My not wanting to see 60-year-old guys let their balls hang out has nothing to do with "teh gay."

 

[Kinitari]

Just deal with it. Nudity is a natural thing.

So is pooping! But I don't want people pooping all around me.

I think the rule is, I am only comfortable seeing peoples sexual organs if I am sexually attracted to them.

 

[courage201]

I go 2-3x a week--- i find it gross... especially when >50 show their goods. I try to do the no visual contact trick where I just stare straight ahead at other things.

 

[NomarTyme]

I don't think you guys understand. After working out and looking a nice looking girls and then going to the Locker to change. It is like a fucking Lemon Party each time when I visit the locker. Oh the fucking Horror.

 

[btkadams]

I have to agree with this. Whenver i'm done lifting weights in college and i go to the locker room there is always this old naked guy probably 7 ft away from me. He then sits there and starts a conversation with random people. Motherfucker should learn some manners

its weird how its always the really old people. below 60 and you're not naked. it's like some sort of code.

 

[Zeliard]

Are you guys seriously tripping out over naked guys in a locker room? Is there a male locker room on planet earth that exists, past middle school, that features solely clothed guys? The whole point of a locker room is that you change in them. This tends to involve nudity.

 

[Tornado Condor]

its weird how its always the really old people. below 60 and you're not naked. it's like some sort of code.

I know. Damn old bitches.

 

[`Moe Joe.]

Don't be stupid. My not wanting to see 60-year-old guys let their balls hang out has nothing to do with "teh gay."

Exactly. Who wants a naked 60 year old woman on their lap?

It has nothing to with sexuality. Its discrimination against the old damn it.

 

[Kandrick]

its weird how its always the really old people. below 60 and you're not naked. it's like some sort of code.

Because they are old, and dont give a shit, unlike young clowns who think they are cool and are afraid of seeing other's people genitals in a changing room(!)

OH NO OTHER PEOPLE HAVE A DICK AND BALLS TOO. THE HORROR.

 

[Jayge]

I actually have to agree with something Docpan posts. I feel nasty.

But not as nasty as it feels to have a good workout, get to the locker room to change, and find yourself flanked on both sides by 65 year old examples of the effects of gravity on body fat, among other things. Jesus tap-dancing Christ. I'm not someone who is afraid of male nudity but these geriatric fucks are just... offensive. I understand the need to relax but do it in some airy boxers at least. Sheesh.

 

[ZephyrFate]

So is pooping! But I don't want people pooping all around me.

I think the rule is, I am only comfortable seeing peoples sexual organs if I am sexually attracted to them.

Nudity is not the same as pooping. Societies regulated pooping to bathrooms, or ditches, or other specified areas. Many earlier societies thought nudity was not a bad thing at all, and wasn't 'regulated'. Therefore this argument falls flat and Gaborn is still right.

 

[Visualante]

Feels good man?

feels good man

ffs

 

[GrapeApes]

I go 5 days a week. How about you? In fact, today I went twice. Once during my lunch hour to workout, and after work to practice an hour of basketball.

You go 5 days a week and your response was people are insecure about their sexuality? No one is getting turned on by 70 year old nutsack. I don't know how shit is at in your gym but old ass dudes just walk and chat.

 

[disillusion386]

 

[_Isaac]

Hmm. I have to say I have never really run into this problem before. I go to the gym at my school and everybody is pretty in and out in a flash. There is a bit of nudity of course, but hey it's a changing room. I guess your problem is with the idling about in the nude. The guys the gym I go to are pretty stone silent. It's kinda creepy actually.

 

[Tornado Condor]

I don't think you guys understand. After working out and looking a nice looking girls and then going to the Locker to change. It is like a fucking Lemon Party each time when I visit the locker. Oh the fucking Horror.

In my college gym there is only one ugly girl. Here in the town gym there are no girls (probably because it costs $1.75 a workout and that attracts the assholes =( ). I should get another gym.

 

[Pho Antagonist]

You should go to japan.

eels

Spoiler

in

food mang.

 

[Replicant]

I solve this problem by changing inside a toilet. Door closed. Although I don't think there are many old guys in my gym, except for this one guy who seems to spend at least 5-6 hours at the gym everyday. He's hardcore.

 

[Rewrite]

For once, I agree with Docpan.

What in the fuck, am I in some other dimension since this is possible!?

I prefer that my girl's vagina NOT to look like an Arby's sandwich, thank you.

:lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol 24 hr fitness bathroom? I rather smell old man balls.



I take the bad with the good. There is some old hags who where very skimpy outfits sometimes.

Hahahaha. This thread is fucking gold.

 

[-PXG-]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I prefer that my girl's vagina NOT to look like an Arby's sandwich, thank you.

 

[NomarTyme]

I solve this problem by changing inside a toilet. Door closed. Although I don't think there are many old guys in my gym, except for this one guy who seems to spend at least 5-6 hours at the gym everyday. He's hardcore.

:lol :lol :lol :lol 24 hr fitness bathroom? I rather smell old man balls.

In my college gym there is only one ugly girl. Here in the town gym there are no girls (probably because it costs $1.75 a workout and that attracts the assholes =( ). I should get another gym.

I take the bad with the good. There is some old hags who where very skimpy outfits sometimes.

 

[Kinitari]

Nudity is not the same as pooping. Societies regulated pooping to bathrooms, or ditches, or other specified areas. Many earlier societies thought nudity was not a bad thing at all, and wasn't 'regulated'. Therefore this argument falls flat and Gaborn is still right.

What? What the hell does it matter what earlier societies have done, or what is or is not 'natural'? If it is natural to grab random people and fuck them in the middle of the street, and it was a part of many societies hundreds of years ago, would that shit be cool right now?

Gaborn is completely right, but that doesn't change the way I feel .

 

[Replicant]

:lol :lol :lol :lol 24 hr fitness bathroom? I rather smell old man balls.

What gym opens 24 hours? My gym only opens from 6am to 9pm and it's rather clean. If one stall is dirty, I'll just pick another stall next door.

I'm just a bit embarrassed about being naked in front of strangers. It has nothing to do with other people being naked. Although I agree with the sentiment that I'd rather not see old men's sack.

 

[Plywood]

I prefer that my girl's vagina NOT to look like an Arby's sandwich, thank you.

fyi nsfw it's totally a half eaten sandwich

 

[Rewrite]

What gym opens 24 hours?

Oddly enough, the answer you're looking for is in the sentence you quoted. 24 Hour Fitness.

 

[btkadams]

im completely disgusted.

 

[Zeliard]

I just threw up in my mouth.

 

[The_Reckoning]

I prefer that my girl's vagina NOT to look like an Arby's sandwich, thank you.

edit: beaten, and with a nastier pic. nice work.

 

[Rewrite]

:lol Oh man.

 

[KGKK]

:lol

 

[Forceatowulf]

This thread just took an unfortunate turn for the worse. As if talking about old ball sacks wasn't bad enough.

 

[Replicant]

Oddly enough, the answer you're looking for is in the sentence you quoted. 24 Hour Fitness.

Didn't know that was the name of a real gym. US-based, I assume?

 

[Atrus]

Um, it's not a complaint over someone changing. It's complaining that they're naked while not changing.

Why would I care if they're naked? Because they're wrinkly, shrunken, old people? I'm not there to paint their picture, I'm there to change and move on, or rest a bit after showering prior to changing.

I also don't ogle them to find out that all they do is stay in the locker room, walking naked. My #1 fear is that someone will break into my locker and steal my stuff.

 

[bhhawks78]

Because i'm not homophobic/don't have a small package to be embarrassed about. Not walking around naked for the hell of it but my sweaty underwear after a workout is coming off and if i feel the need to read a text message naked or fiddle with bag because i need to i will.

 

[NomarTyme]

What gym opens 24 hours? My gym only opens from 6am to 9pm and it's rather clean. If one stall is dirty, I'll just pick another stall next door.

I'm just a bit embarrassed about being naked in front of strangers. It has nothing to do with other people being naked. Although I agree with the sentiment that I'd rather not see old men's sack.

The gym is named 24 Hour Fitness Also for some reason the people that go to my gym have explosive diarrhea.

Didn't know that was the name of a real gym. US-based, I assume?

Yes.

 

[Rewrite]

Hmm, US-based, I assume?

Yes.

And NomarTyme, same here. Fucking sick shit in there.