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[Vic]

do some people really think Helen Mirren's hot? yeah she looks awesome for how old she is but come on. Can never tell if people are being serious with that.

Pretty much how I feel about this.

 

[Battlezone]

I would have never expected to enter a thread about Jessica Biel and have pictures of Helen Mirren make it NSFW.

 

[braves01]

She's kinda thick....

Spoiler

me gusta

 

[feel]

She would be considered fat by todays standards

By today's idiots' standards maybe.

 

[Mobius 1]

I... have to go take care of Excalibur.

 

[NullPointer]

I... have to go take care of Excalibur.

Let the boy try!

 

[Starsunder]

Amazing use of those gifs gentleman. Well done.

 

[thebaroness]

Spoiler

she was 63 years old when this was taken

I will look like this when I am in my 60's, she is smokin'!

 

[Starsunder]

I will look like this when I am in my 60's, she is smokin'!

She's the female Sean Connery, she maintains her sexiness with age.

 

[sikkinixx]

Wow the Helen Miren NSFW link posted? Wow. Just... wow. Outstanding.

 

[Link]

Its not okay to rob the cradle so GAF overcompensates.

Robbing the cradle = bad

Robbing the grave = good

 

[Loofy]

Its not okay to rob the cradle so GAF overcompensates.

Its 'rocking' the cradle.

 

[Escape Goat]

Its 'rocking' the cradle.

rob the cradle
Fig. to marry or date someone who is much younger than oneself.

When are you supposed to use rock the cradle?

 

[Loofy]

When are you supposed to use rock the cradle?

Pretty sure thats wrong.

Robbing the grave means youre dating someone older than you for their money. Not sure why you would be robbing the cradle though.
Dating someone younger is like youre almost babysitting them, hence rocking the cradle.

 

[Radec]

dat video.

just rename the thread to Helen Mirren GMILF Thread.

 

[Devolution]

When are you supposed to use rock the cradle?

Loofy is getting it confused with a Billy Idol song.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Pretty sure thats wrong.

Robbing the grave means youre dating someone older than you for their money. Not sure why you would be robbing the cradle though.
Dating someone younger is like youre almost babysitting them, hence rocking the cradle.

I've only ever heard of robbing the cradle. It's not your kid, after all.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Its 'rocking' the cradle.

lolno

 

[Count Dookkake]

Pretty sure thats wrong.

Robbing the grave means youre dating someone older than you for their money. Not sure why you would be robbing the cradle though.
Dating someone younger is like youre almost babysitting them, hence rocking the cradle.

No.

You are completely wrong.

You are mixing up "robbing the cradle" with a Billy Idol song.

Also, "gold digging."

 

[BadAss2961]

Biel thread taken over by 67 year old woman. GAF hurting Jessica's feelings.

 

[Dai101]

Biel thread taken over by 67 year old woman. GAF hurting Jessica's feelings.

Sorry but the alpha female won.

 

[Loofy]

I've only ever heard of robbing the cradle. It's not your kid, after all.

Then what about robbing the grave? its not your grandfather?

 

[Devolution]

Then what about robbing the grave? its not your grandfather?

That's grave robbing and it involves thefts of actual corpses, it's not some phrase to make fun of people who date those much younger(or older) than themselves.

 

[GDGF]

Now I want me some Helen Mirren

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Pretty sure thats wrong.

Robbing the grave means youre dating someone older than you for their money. Not sure why you would be robbing the cradle though.
Dating someone younger is like youre almost babysitting them, hence rocking the cradle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObtPBh3NXs#t=0m25s

 

[Jack Scofield]

The one good thing the American version of The Office ever did was have their Helen Mirren discussion. It was right on the mark. I'm on my iPad so I can't find a link right now.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Then what about robbing the grave? its not your grandfather?

My mind hurts right now

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

You just know you found an an awesome forum when you encounter a thread about Jessica Biel where everyone ends up posting foxy pictures of Helen Mirren.

 

[Ace Harding]

Wait waa? Is that Biel and Scarlett? What are they, like 17 in that pic?

I used to be obsessed with J. Biel in high school when she was on 7th Heaven. When she did that shoot for Gear magazine I was in like eleventh heaven. I am about the same age as her so it wasn't creepy.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Wait waa? Is that Biel and Scarlett? What are they, like 17 in that pic?

I used to be obsessed with J. Biel in high school when she was on 7th Heaven. When she did that shoot for Gear magazine I was in like eleventh heaven. I am about the same age as her so it wasn't creepy.

Try 12, or 13 ish

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Wait waa? Is that Biel and Scarlett? What are they, like 17 in that pic?

I used to be obsessed with J. Biel in high school when she was on 7th Heaven. When she did that shoot for Gear magazine I was in like eleventh heaven. I am about the same age as her so it wasn't creepy.

17 year old Scarlett is best Scarlett.

 

[Zabka]

 

[Escape Goat]

My mind hurts right now

 

[Femmeworth]

Now this thread is going into creepy territory.

 

[shira]

She should be M when Dame Judy Dench decides to stop playing her

 

[feel]

I used to have a huge crush on that gorgeous 7th heaven girl and I've always found Jessica Biel's looks run of the mill and forgettable, am only now realizing they're the same person! :O Her face didn't age that well. Like the Harry Potter girl.

 

[Chuckie]

That's grave robbing and it involves thefts of actual corpses, it's not some phrase to make fun of people who date those much younger(or older) than themselves.

Isn't grave robbing stealing artifacts and valuables out of a grave?
Or is that tomb raiding?

 

[Devolution]

Isn't grave robbing stealing artifacts and valuables out of a grave?
Or is that tomb raiding?

You might be right. I just remember it being a thing for a while due to people needing cadavers in the early 19th century.

 

[yogloo]

Gawd. Helen Mirren is HOT. I never knew.

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

Best response to a post I've seen in years.

 

[Chuckie]

You might be right. I just remember it being a thing for a while due to people needing cadavers in the early 19th century.

For medical stuff.....or more...perverted things?

 

[Devolution]

For medical stuff.....or more...perverted things?

Medical stuff. Organs. Dissection.

 

[I should be doing hw]

Mirren-GAF should watch this:

There's lots of sex

Spoiler

and it's a good movie.

 

[Devolution]

I used to watch Prime Suspect a bunch. That's another good one.

 

[Link]

Pretty sure thats wrong.

Robbing the grave means youre dating someone older than you for their money. Not sure why you would be robbing the cradle though.
Dating someone younger is like youre almost babysitting them, hence rocking the cradle.

It's "robbing the cradle," and I was merely making a turn of phrase with "robbing the grave." It's not actually a term used for dating someone older than you.

 

[nomis]

Tbh, I would take Helen Mirren over her any day of the week. Biel doesn't do anything for me. Even when Mirren was young, she was still hotter than Jessica.

I had no idea... Helen Mirren used to be an 11.

 

[cryptic]

Fuck man scarlet got a breast reduction.

 

[nomis]

Fuck man scarlet got a breast reduction.

More like she worked out like crazy for Avengers, and breasts are made of fat.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

lmao Mirren thread hijack?