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Why is the skin on a dick darker than the rest of the body?

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Log4Girlz

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Over time constant manual abuse will darken the skin. Its the only explanation.



But seriously, that flesh is THIN as all hell, I assume there's extra pigmentation to protect a bit better from sunlight etc when we evolved.




Nah its all the fapping.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Dr Eggman said:
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Deleted member 81567

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No listen to me guys, this is very plausible (might do some studies)

how many of you wash Your Hands, before you jerk off? 0. Well, the dirt rubs off and permanently changes the color. I bet if I maintain the fap rate as of now, it'll be very black by the time I'm 50.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Dr Eggman said:
No listen to me guys, this is very plausible (might do some studies)

how many of you wash Your Hands, before you jerk off? 0. Well, the dirt rubs off and permanently changes the color. I bet if I maintain the fap rate as of now, it'll be very black by the time I'm 50.
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This would also explain why the inside of my hands are lighter than the outside.
 
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Willkiller

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Dr Eggman said:
No listen to me guys, this is very plausible (might do some studies)

how many of you wash Your Hands, before you jerk off? 0. Well, the dirt rubs off and permanently changes the color. I bet if I maintain the fap rate as of now, it'll be very black by the time I'm 50.
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Well I don't know about you but I tend to shower so unless I'm masturbating with tar I'd imagine it washes straight off...
 
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Deleted member 81567

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Melatonin levels of penis studied in 100 GAF members

Intro
GAF is a good website, alot of good members. Me and woodenlung tested how dark every penis was. 100 members. Snuggler.

Methods
We qualitatively assessed how dark they are and compared them to shaqs.

Discussion
Devo's thread supports my hypothesis.

Conclusion
Tag-fishing.
 
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Zeppelin

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It's a camouflage. If the woman excepts the cock to be in a darker tone than the rest of the skin she won't think twice before indulging in A2M. Evolution at work, boys.
 
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Deleted member 81567

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It all makes sense.
*walks forwards and backwards in room*
This will get us millions GAF! MILLIONS! Let's propose the idea to the public! let's deblack the color of penises!
 
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leadbelly

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I believe the really reason is millions of years ago, the penis was its own separate creature. A wriggling hairless parasite type creature that would attach itself to ape like creatures. These ape like creatures had a very small stubby reproductive organ and found it very difficult to mate with the female kind. The penis parasite would attach itself to the ape's stub and release its eggs into the female. They would grow inside its host until reaching a certain size and then burst out of its victim through the stomach. After so long, the ape creature evolved an immune system which would kill this parasite instantly, but with some bizarre twist of fate, a strange mutation occurred that allowed some parasites to merge with an already fertilised ape ovary and create a hybrid ape/penis creature. The penis and ape were now one.
 
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rdrr gnr

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leadbelly said:
I believe the really reason is millions of years ago, the penis was its own separate creature. A wriggling hairless parasite type creature that would attach itself to ape like creatures. These ape like creatures had a very small stubby reproductive organ and found it very difficult to mate with the female kind. The penis parasite would attach itself to the ape's stub and release it's eggs into the female. They would grow inside its host until reaching a certain size and then burst out of its victim through the stomach. After so long, the ape creature evolved an immune system which would kill this parasite instantly, but with some bizarre twist of fate, a strange mutation occurred that allowed some parasite to merge with an already fertilised ape ovary and create a hybrid ape penis creature. The penis and ape were now one.
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Sounds science-y. I'll believe it!
 
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wolfmat, you don't watch your hands.
When you're horny, everything around you becomes irrelevant. Everything in your life triggers to an adventure, a countdown. Where and how to fap, and if you're lucky, watch porn.

Neurons fire more than usually in your brain, as techniques and plans start to devise.
Don't tell me in the fire of the moment, you remember to wash your hands. It's a bare necessity.
 
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Deleted member 81567

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You don't have to be home to jerk off
 
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Chris R

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Angry Fork said:
I don't know why either. When I was in middle school a girl asked to see my nipples and then said that's what color my dick was. I don't know if there's a correlation between nipple color and dick color and I don't know how she knew about that and I didn't but yea there's another tidbit of knowledge if true.
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Talk about a missed opportunity.

And I didn't know why, not that it ever really came up in any thought I've had, but at least it is now good to know the reason.
 
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