Does it become darker if you jerk off alot? I mean, that's all I do with my dick nowadays.
What else would you do with your dick?
Ugh, damn you, now I can't unsee
Pinkmouth with one toothnose might be included.
No listen to me guys, this is very plausible (might do some studies)
how many of you wash Your Hands, before you jerk off? 0. Well, the dirt rubs off and permanently changes the color. I bet if I maintain the fap rate as of now, it'll be very black by the time I'm 50.
I do. (This is something that you might want to do, think of all the door handles you touch regularly)how many of you wash Your Hands, before you jerk off?
Your dick is just dirty.
Why are there only 5 legs?
Why are there only 5 legs?
No listen to me guys, this is very plausible (might do some studies)
how many of you wash Your Hands, before you jerk off? 0. Well, the dirt rubs off and permanently changes the color. I bet if I maintain the fap rate as of now, it'll be very black by the time I'm 50.
I want my penis to have a knee joint now. What woman would refuse the better than a dildo dick?How do you know they're all legs.
Conclusion
Tag-fishing.
Why are there only 5 legs?
But can you even catch anything?I do. (This is something that you might want to do, think of all the door handles you touch regularly)
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Check mate.
But can you even catch anything?
Sounds science-y. I'll believe it!I believe the really reason is millions of years ago, the penis was its own separate creature. A wriggling hairless parasite type creature that would attach itself to ape like creatures. These ape like creatures had a very small stubby reproductive organ and found it very difficult to mate with the female kind. The penis parasite would attach itself to the ape's stub and release it's eggs into the female. They would grow inside its host until reaching a certain size and then burst out of its victim through the stomach. After so long, the ape creature evolved an immune system which would kill this parasite instantly, but with some bizarre twist of fate, a strange mutation occurred that allowed some parasite to merge with an already fertilised ape ovary and create a hybrid ape penis creature. The penis and ape were now one.
Sounds science-y. I'll believe it!
Don't tell me in the fire of the moment, you remember to wash your hands. It's a bare necessity.
I don't know why either. When I was in middle school a girl asked to see my nipples and then said that's what color my dick was. I don't know if there's a correlation between nipple color and dick color and I don't know how she knew about that and I didn't but yea there's another tidbit of knowledge if true.
Mine's the same color as my body. Devo your dicks are just weird.
You don't have to be home to jerk off
I'm not 15 anymore, I can control myself at this point.