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[UrokeJoe]

Some dirty dick up in here. Bunch of dicks looken..

 

[Koodo]

Who wants a boring, uniformly colored dick anyway.

 

[lunchtoast]

Why do people feel the need to insult my dick delicatessen.

Maybe your dicks have become expired?

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

It's grease and tar and all the shit we pick up during the day cause we can't keep out hands off it. it's like a magnet.

 

[rdrr gnr]

I'm actually waiting for an answer.

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's grease and tar and all the shit we pick up during the day cause we can't keep out hands off it. it's like a magnet.

Ever had orange cheeto dick?

 

[Wiggum2007]

I've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP

 

[wolfmat]

Ever had orange cheeto dick?

Sounds itchy.

 

[leadbelly]

Why do people feel the need to insult my dick delicatessen.

Come one come all to Timedog's confectionery store!

 

[UrokeJoe]

I've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP

It;s all conv=c

 

[Koodo]

I've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP

We haven't learned enough.

 

[Bit-Bit]

I believe the really reason is millions of years ago, the penis was its own separate creature. A wriggling hairless parasite type creature that would attach itself to ape like creatures. These ape like creatures had a very small stubby reproductive organ and found it very difficult to mate with the female kind. The penis parasite would attach itself to the ape's stub and release its eggs into the female. They would grow inside its host until reaching a certain size and then burst out of its victim through the stomach. After so long, the ape creature evolved an immune system which would kill this parasite instantly, but with some bizarre twist of fate, a strange mutation occurred that allowed some parasites to merge with an already fertilised ape ovary and create a hybrid ape/penis creature. The penis and ape were now one.

wat.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Ever had orange cheeto dick?

Girls love that.

 

[Timedog]

I've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP

This thread isn't about me, so keep my name dick out of your undeserving mouth!

 

[Emitan]

This thread isn't about me, so keep my name dick out of your undeserving mouth!

So I could have your dick if this thread was about you?

 

[UrokeJoe]

This thread isn't about me, so keep my name dick out of your undeserving mouth!

What a dick. I am going to make drunk burgers now, no pizaa will be made or ordered!!!!

 

[mysticwhip]

yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?

 

[Nevasleep]

What a dick.

Blame space wouldn't be like that.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

My penis is pretty great.

This is what this thread is about right?

 

[twobear]

mine's pretty much the same colour as the rest of my skin but i am pretty pale

 

[leadbelly]

I suddenly feel like I am watching a drama. What's happening?

 

[ElectricBlue187]

yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?

Wat
Go see a doctor

 

[FyreWulff]

re: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/b3crn/penis_question_nsfw_dont_worry_hes_ok/

TIL

 

[Fry]

I've always noticed that on my dick, I think it's cute.

 

[fallagin]

Im pretty sure the more you fap, the darker it gets

I think this is it. I have observed this process.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Cos it gets the least amount of sunlight.

 

[lush]

I learned that you can bruise your scrotum a few days ago the hard way(haha genitals joke), you want dark, let me tell you....

 

[Wiggum2007]

This thread isn't about me, so keep my name dick out of your undeserving mouth!

=(

 

[neojubei]

This thread has me hot and bothered now.

 

[Nemo]

Cos it gets the least amount of sunlight.

 

[leadbelly]

In other news...

I can't stop listening to this... Help me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWoagq8qhtI&list=FL4RAbyMSuYUdi4MPMH6klIw&index=2&feature=plpp_video

 

[lush]

That LDR gif is the worst. Stop.

 

[G-Fex]

<3 Koodo

 

[Willkiller]

yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?

Erm? It doesn't.

 

[mysticwhip]

Erm? It doesn't.

duh it's a joke

 

[Willkiller]

duh it's a joke

Duh

 

[Seraphinianus]

That LDR gif is the worst. Stop.

botox is so fucking hot brah. love the allergic reaction look

 

[NullPointer]

yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?

Had that happen to me when I was eight years old. Figured it was because of the I.V. stuck in between by balls. Was like a sunburn on my coin-purse. Only lasted a day or two though.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

We should just do it at this point.

 

[Snuggles]

Mine is pitch black. Is that normal?

 

[Devolution]

We should just do it at this point.

Watch as the posting everywhere else deflates.

 

[Nevasleep]

Mine is pitch black. Is that normal?

Turn the lights on.