Why do people feel the need to insult my dick delicatessen.
It's grease and tar and all the shit we pick up during the day cause we can't keep out hands off it. it's like a magnet.
Ever had orange cheeto dick?
Why do people feel the need to insult my dick delicatessen.
I've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP
We haven't learned enough.I've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP
I believe the really reason is millions of years ago, the penis was its own separate creature. A wriggling hairless parasite type creature that would attach itself to ape like creatures. These ape like creatures had a very small stubby reproductive organ and found it very difficult to mate with the female kind. The penis parasite would attach itself to the ape's stub and release its eggs into the female. They would grow inside its host until reaching a certain size and then burst out of its victim through the stomach. After so long, the ape creature evolved an immune system which would kill this parasite instantly, but with some bizarre twist of fate, a strange mutation occurred that allowed some parasites to merge with an already fertilised ape ovary and create a hybrid ape/penis creature. The penis and ape were now one.
Ever had orange cheeto dick?
This thread isn't about me, so keep myI've learned a lot about Timedog's dick thanks to OP
This thread isn't about me, so keep mynamedick out of your undeserving mouth!
This thread isn't about me, so keep mynamedick out of your undeserving mouth!
Blame space wouldn't be like that.What a dick.
yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?
Im pretty sure the more you fap, the darker it gets
This thread isn't about me, so keep mynamedick out of your undeserving mouth!
Cos it gets the least amount of sunlight.
yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?
duh it's a jokeErm? It doesn't.
duh it's a joke
That LDR gif is the worst. Stop.
Had that happen to me when I was eight years old. Figured it was because of the I.V. stuck in between by balls. Was like a sunburn on my coin-purse. Only lasted a day or two though.yea and why does the skin on the balls basically peel off?
We should just do it at this point.
Turn the lights on.Mine is pitch black. Is that normal?