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[HP_Wuvcraft]

And Obama making fun of him at that White House dinner. You know most of this is revenge for Trump.

And racism.

 

[GustyGardens]

Yikes! It's not a very convincing one at that. So, par for the course.

 

[adamsapple]

Let's see how Kellyanne spins this as an "Alternative cover"

 

[Neuromancer]

Somehow this is Obama's fault.

 

[FunkyDealer]

that's disgusting

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Christ, he's so pathetic its unbearable.

 

[Chozoman]

The ultimate in self-fellatiation.

 

[GK86]

What a pathetic asshole lol.

The President of of the Electoral College of The United States, ladies and gentlemen.

Fixed.

 

[Nekofrog]

He literally has the world's tiniest cock doesn't he? It has to be Burlington coat factory button nub sized.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

If Fred Trump had just fucking said, "Good job, kid," we could've avoided this entire mess.

.

 

[Gnome Scat]

Haha what a loser

 

[Tom Nook]

HAHAHA

 

[D4Danger]

someone on his staff failed Google school

July 2016

 

[GK86]

If Fred Trump had just fucking said, "Good job, kid," we could've avoided this entire mess.

His mom should have swallowed that nut.

 

[bionic77]

This is literally embarrassing. Our country fucking sucks.

You are not wrong.

But we need to invent a new substance that is so slippery nothing could ever stick to it to describe our president. Calling him Teflon Don doesn't work anymore. I can't even think of anything that would hurt this guy anymore.

He could eat a baby in live tv and his supporters would find it to suddenly be a good thing.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Why would he do that? That's like creating your own fake publicist persona and calling up tabloids acting as a fake publicist and telling them you've been sleeping with popular celebrities and models, and then naming your son after that fake alias. No one would do that especially not someone who would become president.

 

[Nepenthe]

It's difficult, but try not to give up all hope yet. Hopefully his ass gets arrested soon.

It's not that I've given up hope.

It's just mind-blowingly cringe-worthy. We have a fucking child in the office and a third of the country is cheering for it just because it upsets liberals and feeds their fragile-ass egos.

It's literally second-hand embarrassment what I'm going through, like if I traveled out of the country I'd have to go on a fucking apology tour for this nonsense- something. Because this isn't okay and we as citizens owe it to the rest of the world not to subscribe to this kind of trash.

My God, I can be a fucking better President at this rate. I've at least managed to withstand criticism of shit I actually made myself. I also know how GDP works. I've got two legs up on our fucking "President."

 

[bachikarn]

The fake cover talks about climate change. Is that why he thinks it is a hoax?

 

[Clefargle]

* "Billionaire"

*"(((billionaire)))"*™

 

[Nerdkiller]

The ultimate in self-fellatiation.

My guess her pal is John Miller.

 

[Rocketz]

What a fucking loser

 

[Username1198]

No wonder he's lonely, he's a fucking creepy loser! who wants to hang out with a creepy loser?

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Oh, I was expecting it to be this.

 

[MsKrisp]

And it has two exclamation points. Time headlines don’t yell.

lol

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

He put up a fake Civil War monument on one of his golf courses claiming that it was the location of a historic battle. There was no battle there. Trump knew it was fake, and had this put on the monument:

“Many great American soldiers, both of the North and South, died at this spot. The casualties were so great that the water would turn red and thus became known as ‘The River of Blood.’ It is my great honor to have preserved this important section of the Potomac River!”

http://www.golfdigest.com/story/det...morating-civil-war-battle-that-never-happened

Trump is a bullshitter and compulsive liar. He's not a legitimate President as far as I'm concerned. The Presidency was another of his cons.

 

[The Broken Ska Record]

Lol didn't the guy cheat at golf? Nothing is off the table.

I remember reading something that he would push his kids down when racing them while sking just so he could win. I think Ivanka or one of his sons said it.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

And Obama making fun of him at that White House dinner. You know most of this is revenge for Trump.

He got the last laugh

 

[SmackAttack]

What a loser.

 

[8byte]

I want to know what the barcode scans as.

 

[Ominym]

*Billionaire

Citation needed.

 

[TetraGenesis]

This would be funny if the man weren't quite literally destroying our country right now.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

This is the most Trump-ass thing.
Of course he has a fake Time Magazin with him to the cover. Of course he has

 

[Skellig Gra]

 

[Acerac]

This is the man that millions of Americans choose to believe over literally anyone else. I just cannot come to terms with it.

Obviously you don't watch enough Fox News.

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

:lol Trump just keeps winning.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

He got the last laugh

it's pretty telling how easy it is to get revenge on the former President of the United States because half the country is racist as fuck and you're backed up by a Russian cyberwar.

 

[borghe]

lol literal fake news

first post = best post

 

[theechrisfox]

Its not really fake as all flying fuck if you believe its real.

 

[BajiBoxer]

Why would he do that? That's like creating your own fake publicist persona and calling up tabloids acting as a fake publicist and telling them you've been sleeping with popular celebrities and models, and then naming your son after that fake alias. No one would do that especially not someone who would become president.

The amount of shit people decided wasn't a problem for POTUS.

 

[Operations]

He put up a fake Civil War monument on one of his golf courses claiming that it was the location of a historic battle. There was no battle there. Trump knew it was fake, and had this put on the monument:



http://www.golfdigest.com/story/det...morating-civil-war-battle-that-never-happened

Trump is a bullshitter and compulsive liar. He's not a legitimate President as far as I'm concerned. The Presidency was another of his cons.

Holy shit, hadn't read about this, my God 😂

 

[norm9]

If Fred Trump had just fucking said, "Good job, kid," we could've avoided this entire mess.

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

Next you're going to tell me his tan is fake to.

 

[8byte]

Trump has barely done shit yet, Bush was a war criminal.

I don't know if I'd call the murder of 500 civilians "barely done shit".

 

[BoogieWoogie]

The only positive thing I could see Fred Trump telling Donny is to eat his brain to absorb his power.

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

it's pretty telling how easy it is to get revenge on the former President of the United States because half the country is racist as fuck and you're backed up by a Russian cyberwar.

This all would’ve been a non issue if Obama didn’t completely choke on the Russia hacking issue, which he effectively just sat on

 

[Shadow Puppetry]

"Sarah Huckabee Sanders declined to say whether Trump had known the cover wasn’t real."

Mmmmmmhmmmmmm.

 

[TetraGenesis]

This all would’ve been a non issue if Obama didn’t completely choke on the Russia hacking issue, which he effectively just sat on

Like clockwork, in with the talking points.

 

[Loudninja]

Man he is such a damn loser.

 

[Ushojax]

"It's not a lie...if you believe it."

I think George Costanza is Trump's idol.

 

[AtomskEater]

I'm getting mind fucked over here.