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[FoxMcChief]

Check to see if she can make money being a prostitute.

 

[WitchHunter]

Or this.

Unnecessary cruelty.

 

[NeoGiffer]

What is the first thing that you wanna do in GTA VI?

Find that ass being sprayed on the left.

 

[Fart Knight]

Joining the lgtbq+ clan

 

[Putonahappyface]

Unnecessary cruelty.

 

[Stafford]

Being from outside of the US, it kinda just hit me that GTA is another name in the US for vehicle theft.
And while stealing cars has usually been a very prominent part of the gameplay mechanics, I think the game has grown much more into a full fledged crime or even LIFE simulator.

What is the first thing that you wanna do in GTA VI?

Steal a car.

 

[Celcius]

Obviously the first thing you do is steal a car and then speed off

 

[LordPezix]

DMT

 

[F31 Leopard]

Look for "Hot Coffee"

 

[Solidus_T]

Rockstar seems to be the only AAA developer to know that sex still sells. Whatever modern culture wants you to believe, scenes like these subconsciously make men buy the game without even realising why. Even the lads here are thirsting.

As a matter of fact, this will make more women buy the game too.

 

[Banjo64]

The normal thing to do in GTA. Prowl around in a car, get a prozzie inside, activate Long Island Serial Killer Mode.

JK.

To be honest I’ll just go through the campaign and hope it’s not as stupid as GTA V’s was.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Drunk thread on a Wednesday?

 

[00_Zer0]

Feed people alive to alligators.

Remember this classic meme in RDR2?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Rockstar believes you can depend on the story but have an absolute right to explore the world.

 

[EDMIX]

Being from outside of the US, it kinda just hit me that GTA is another name in the US for vehicle theft.
And while stealing cars has usually been a very prominent part of the gameplay mechanics, I think the game has grown much more into a full fledged crime or even LIFE simulator.

What is the first thing that you wanna do in GTA VI?

Steal a car...

 

[Majormaxxx]

I'm all for these gta threads! Better than the constant zombie golf simulator company threads.

 

[demigod]

Being from outside of the US, it kinda just hit me that GTA is another name in the US for vehicle theft.
And while stealing cars has usually been a very prominent part of the gameplay mechanics, I think the game has grown much more into a full fledged crime or even LIFE simulator.

What is the first thing that you wanna do in GTA VI?

Have sex with a hooker.

 

[Tommi84]

First thing im gonna do is the tutorial. Cant wait to see what the left and right thumbsticks do.

Not sure if it'll be PROPERLY communicated, but if you need to press L3 or R3 be cautious this is actually pressing the THUMBSTICK down!

I know, I KNOW! CRAZY!

 

[Marvel14]

What do you people like to do with your spare time? If you all say "play video games" I'll be stunned quite frankly.

NEOGAF is a new bosses forum where folk tell each other their leadership and management stories and get help and advice from peers. Right?

(I'm British innit).

 

[Pallas]

Hookers?

 

[Aenima]

Not sure if it'll be PROPERLY communicated, but if you need to press L3 or R3 be cautious this is actually pressing the THUMBSTICK down!

I know, I KNOW! CRAZY!

The L3 and R3 can be pressed?!? Now thats a plot twist!

 

[Shake Your Rump]

Being from outside of the US, it kinda just hit me that GTA is another name in the US for vehicle theft.

What did you think "grand theft auto" meant?

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

whatever floats your boat, but she just doesnt do it for me at all.

 

[Puscifer]

Or this.

Holy fucking shit I had no idea the sopranos had that level of violence! I've only been a casual observer of the show BUT FUCK that needs to change

 

[DeepEnigma]

Holy fucking shit I had no idea the sopranos had that level of violence, I've only been a casual observer of the show BUT FUCK that needs to change

One of the best shows ever!

 

[Puscifer]

I'm just saying that burly dude in the mudding scene really did it for me and I'm happy that all kinds of types are being represented here cause DAMN just cuddle me Daddy. That chick is hot too btw

 

[Diddy X]

Visit the guns store to see what is available

 

[Putonahappyface]

One of the best shows ever!

I'm into double figures of how many times I've watched the series. The Blu-ray boxset was a great investment!

 

[nani17]

Imagine when OP realizes Star Wars is about wars in space

Wait what I thought it was about a guy trying to shag his sister

 

[Putonahappyface]

Look for "Hot Coffee"