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The Worst Torture Device
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Nappuccino
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A dull, rusty spoon
freenudemacusers
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moe anime
Face it Tiger..
Banned
waterboarding.
Why a spoon cousin?
CountAntonius
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bamboo shards, mallet, fingernails.
Sneaky Gato
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Bamboo?
Yeah it needs to be a single simple device.
PeskyToaster
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anime
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
a room that locks you in and plays this music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXKY1cAqY7k
DJ_Lae
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Of the actual torture devices I unfortunately know about, the pear and the Spanish donkey are probably the most disturbing to me. The pear is disqualified here because it has moving parts. The donkey is much simpler.
You're basically split slowly crotch-up over a wooden wedge by increasing weights attached to your feet.
You're basically split slowly crotch-up over a wooden wedge by increasing weights attached to your feet.
SolarPowered
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BearFlexington
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Soldering Iron
Its light. Handles adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button . . . "
Its light. Handles adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button . . . "
Unrelated. Just, when I think about weapon descriptions, Fifth Element comes to mind.
I remember at the renaissance fair they had this one they showed they would put rates in a cage on your stomach, but the cage had no bottom. Then they'd put hot coals on the top of the cage and the terrified rats would dig through you.
Just wonderful.
They showed this to an 8 year old. Me.
Just wonderful.
They showed this to an 8 year old. Me.
FelixOrion
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Shining Sunshine
Banned
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BetterThanNothing
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Do imaginary weapons count? Because I just got done reading the Book of the New Sun tetrology, and there's one called the Revolution which will slow but surely incline the victim to kill themselves overtime. Basically, you start scratching your eyes out, doing whatever you can to die a slow, painful death, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Otherwise i've always been terrified of pincer like tools, like scissors, wire cutters etc.
Otherwise i've always been terrified of pincer like tools, like scissors, wire cutters etc.
Nappuccino
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Precisely
NotTheGuyYouKill
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Psychos.
Elitist1945
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Brazen Bull.
I think I remember this being on Machines of Malice. Brutal.
Brazen Bull.
That is not a simple machine. I do agree that would suck though.
Air Zombie Meat
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A rusty saw.
Messofanego
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Sent into a permanent virtual world where you're stuck in a looping nightmare for eternity. Prison of the mind. You can tell I watched some Black Mirror.
shira
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I think the pear would cease to exist before you tortured someone to death with it.
Shanks D Zoro
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Bamboo torture.
The bamboo slowing growing and impaling you would be horrendous.
Although I am a bit worried why the Op wants to know this. I hope we dont see in a couple of weeks a news story of a person found tonhave been asking the internet to find the best torture methods for his victims
The bamboo slowing growing and impaling you would be horrendous.
Although I am a bit worried why the Op wants to know this. I hope we dont see in a couple of weeks a news story of a person found tonhave been asking the internet to find the best torture methods for his victims
As horrifying as that is, it does not fit into the simple machine aspect of it all.
Rekki-Maru
Banned
hangover fart
Lizard with a ladder
learnin' with the blacks!
That one torture where they force rats to eat and claw through your guts.
nhlducks35
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Room 101
That is not a Malick film.
bobawesome
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You're strapped in a chair and your eyelids are forced open. Ten feet in front of you is a movie - Old Boy*. You cry and plead for the person who put you in this degrading position to turn it off but it's on a constant loop.
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It's the Spike Lee "remake". Ooooooooooh, spoOoOoOOoky!
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