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Ducks ARE pretty douchey.
Mrs. Manky said:African Honey Badger.
Will take on any animal, regardless of size. Eats honey and bee larvae by thrusting its head into a beehive and munching away, impervious to the stings. Will attack a male lion by going for the testicles. In a recorded instance, stole a rat from a puff adder and ate it, went for the snake, passed out from the venom, then woke up and proceeded to finish eating the snake.
Also plays the vuvuzela. (Okay, I made that part up)
Mumei said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U
It's not really a douchebag animal, though. It's quite awesome.
TOM f'N CRUISE said:why the hell are insects still in this thread :lol
TOM f'N CRUISE said:why the hell are insects still in this thread :lol
MrPing1000 said:Whats that insect that lays its eggs inside other insects which then hatch and eat the insect from within.
make meByakuya769 said:Read a book.
Mrs. Manky said:African Honey Badger.
Will take on any animal, regardless of size. Eats honey and bee larvae by thrusting its head into a beehive and munching away, impervious to the stings. Will attack a male lion by going for the testicles. In a recorded instance, stole a rat from a puff adder and ate it, went for the snake, passed out from the venom, then woke up and proceeded to finish eating the snake.
Ben2749 said:Ducks ARE pretty douchey.
Gozan said:Sounds like an animal version of Wolverine.
Gozan said:Sounds like an animal version of Wolverine.
Don't forget radscorpions.G-Fex said:Mirelurks and Bloatflies and Centaurs and Mole rats
That is a badass motherfucker!Gui_PT said:Tasmanian Devil
DonMigs85 said:I think Chip and Dale can be even bigger douchebags than Donald
Mumei said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U
It's not really a douchebag animal, though. It's quite awesome.
They're all dying of cancer and you further condemn them?!?Gui_PT said:Tasmanian Devil
Lol are you serious? Tom is always harassing Jerry!! Either to devour him or just push his weight around.deadmuffin said:Jerry from Tom and Jerry is the biggest douchebag animal ever
Tom is just sitting around, enjoying life, or going on trips, trying to get close to its master and BAM..out of nowhere, Jerry the little dick comes and ruins everything for him
NoRéN said:Don't forget radscorpions.
deadmuffin said:WOW...I knew Donald Duck was an asshole..but man, drowning goofy raises the douchebag level for him
I liked that one episode where Tom inherited a million dollars, but gave it all up so he could attack Jerrydeadmuffin said:Jerry from Tom and Jerry is the biggest douchebag animal ever
Tom is just sitting around, enjoying life, or going on trips, trying to get close to its master and BAM..out of nowhere, Jerry the little dick comes and ruins everything for him
There was one episode of the series where Tom was beheaded by his owner for waking him up while chasing Jerry and that little nitwit baby mouse. Let me reiterate that Tom was beheaded, and that Jerry and his sidekick didn't lift a finger to stop the execution. Not only are Jerry and Nibbles Musketeers in the episode, the food they're stealing is from the king, the person they're supposed to be protecting, with Tom as one of the palace guards designated to keep an eye on the banquet for later that night. Meaning, they're supposed to be on the same damn side, and the mice are still stealing the food. At the end of the episode, as the mice are walking away with their tiny arms loaded with food, we hear a drum roll, and they look up to see the rise and drop of the guillotine. Nibbles swallows the bite of food in his mouth with a momentarily surprised look, then casually shrugs his shoulders and says "Pauvre, pauvre pussycat. Ah, well, c'est la guerre!" and they go off happily munching with jaunty theme music in the background.Dechaios said:Lol are you serious? Tom is always harassing Jerry!! Either to devour him or just push his weight around.
Generic said:There was one episode of the series where Tom was beheaded by his owner for waking him up while chasing Jerry and that little nitwit baby mouse. Let me reiterate that Tom was beheaded, and that Jerry and his sidekick didn't lift a finger to stop the execution. Not only are Jerry and Nibbles Musketeers in the episode, the food they're stealing is from the king, the person they're supposed to be protecting, with Tom as one of the palace guards designated to keep an eye on the banquet for later that night. Meaning, they're supposed to be on the same damn side, and the mice are still stealing the food. At the end of the episode, as the mice are walking away with their tiny arms loaded with food, we hear a drum roll, and they look up to see the rise and drop of the guillotine. Nibbles swallows the bite of food in his mouth with a momentarily surprised look, then casually shrugs his shoulders and says "Pauvre, pauvre pussycat. Ah, well, c'est la guerre!" and they go off happily munching with jaunty theme music in the background.
Jerry is a fucking douchebag.
Mumei said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U
It's not really a douchebag animal, though. It's quite awesome.
YES.Gooster said:
Charmicarmicat said:http://www.imperial-library.info/bestiaries/morrowind_large_cliffracer-1.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]
Awesome :lol In the world of Morrowind those definitely take the cake.
They don't kill you to eat you... they tear off your testicles.DennisK4 said: