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Allowing Women To Drive Would Mean No More Virgins, Says Saudi Religious Council

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/201...-kamal-subhi-arab-majilis-porn_n_1125642.html
Allowing women to drive in Saudi Arabia would mean no more virgins and an increase in homosexuality, according to academics at Saudi Arabia’s highest religious council, Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala, it has been reported in the Telegraph.

More pornography would be used if women were allowed on the roads and rates of prostitution and divorce would alo rise, the report stated.

Produced in conjunction with Kamal Subhi, a former professor at the King Fahd University, the study into repealing the ban predicted that there would be no more virgins left in the Arab kingdom in 10 years.

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world which bans women from driving.

Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state where “all the women were looking at me“.

“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”

The report was produced for the country's legislative assembly, the Shura Council. However this institution has no power as Saudi Arabia is ruled by a monarchy with absolute power.

The state’s controversial ban on female drivers last came under attack in September after Shaima Jastaniya was sentenced to 10 lashes just days after Saudi King Abdullah granted women the right to vote. The punishment was overturned after international and domestic pressure.

Saudi Arabia is currently considering a law for women to cover up their eyes if they are deemed too "tempting."
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That is some amazing logic on display.
 
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Saudi Arabia is currently considering a law for women to cover up their eyes if they are deemed too "tempting."
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Is this for real? God SA I am done with your shit.


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Clearly they were too tempting. See, if they'd have covered their eyes this wouldn't have happened.
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Just hide women in mechs. Then they can go places. Hell where's that tank like one they developed.
 
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So, if all women could drive they'd go to his house, overpower him, and he'd be forced to do every last one of them until there were no virgins left.

I see how this guy could surmise that from his coffee shop encounter....
 
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Devolution

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Just give every Saudi Arabian female over 13 one of these.
 
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But allowing men to drive probably increases more homosexuality among men by this guy's logic, so why not just ban everyone from driving?
 
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Al-ibn Kermit

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“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”

The first part definitely sounds like something you'd read in the seduction thread. Which might mean that Saudi Arabia is ruled by desperate, socially crippled nerds.

That would explain quite a bit.
 
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In my experience, less virgins is pretty awesome. Who wants to have sex with a virgin?
 
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Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.
I wonder if I'll make it long enough to see this shit disappear from the face of the earth...

Ah who am I kidding?
 
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Al-ibn Kermit said:
“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”

The first part definitely sounds like something you'd read in the seduction thread. Which might mean that Saudi Arabia is ruled by desperate, socially crippled nerds.

That would explain quite a bit.
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Are you contradicting a professor? The man is an academic; clearly far more qualified than you or I to interpret the messages encrypted in the body language of the inscrutable creature called woman.
 
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Reuenthal

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Sarcastic exaggerations of insanity almost never reaches the sheers length of insanity of what is considered logic by Saudi Arabia
 
Jedeye Sniv

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thetrin said:
In my experience, less virgins is pretty awesome. Who wants to have sex with a virgin?
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Terrorists yo.

These stories fascinate me. In a lot of ways the middle east is a glimpse into the far past or a parallel universe where science and reason never fully got a foothold in the public imagination. It would be quaint if it weren't so scary.
 
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Did you know that no woman is born with the power of speech? Their mouths are merely decorative. Indeed, the modulations we perceive as their voices are in fact eldritch echoes from the tricksome spirits they keep stashed in their vaginas.
 
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I think if he said that "women shouldn't be allowed to drive because they are bad drivers" it might actually be LESS offensive.
 
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Virgin GAF needs to become Saudi professors

Professor Subhi described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state where “all the women were looking at me“.

“One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available,” he said. “This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”
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After those two mindblowing paragraphs I really expected this story to end something like
"He then raped her, and she was charged with adultery for seducing a married man and sentenced to death by stoning, but fortunately her father poured acid on her face and beheaded her in an honor killing to protect the family name."
Would anyone have been surprised?
 
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xbhaskarx said:
Virgin GAF needs to become Saudi professors



After those two mindblowing paragraphs I really expected this story to end something like
"He then raped her, and she was charged with adultery for seducing a married man and sentenced to death by stoning, but fortunately her father poured acid on her face and beheaded her in an honor killing to protect the family name."
Would anyone have been surprised?
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She was later married to him to protect her honour.
 
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