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Holy shit I'm not a chronic masturbator

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EightBitNate

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I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?

Edit: HOLY SHIT IM NOT A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR
 
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BackwardsSuggestions

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EightBitNate said:
I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?
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I never understood why anyone would want to. Just do it in bed or something.
 
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Watevaman

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I stopped for a good 7 months one time. It might've been a placebo effect, but I felt a lot better after a few weeks.

I still don't know why I started back up.
 
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Pai Pai Master

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Sounds like a chronic problem, but it's silly to say you're going to quit entirely. Replacing the time you spend watching porn or masturbating (which if it is a problem, likely amounts to at least an hour or two a day) with exercise is a great way to curb the habit.

I wouldn't quit totally though. Why would anyone wanna do that? Just try to establish some limits and gain control.
 
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GCX

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I once stopped doing it for a few months. I was going through some tough times so I just didn't feel like it.

Pretty weird in retrospect.
 
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MThanded

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EightBitNate said:
I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?
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How much time were you spending masturbating before?

I mean damn son
 
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Kwixotik

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esquire

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Why don't you get a girlfriend? I'm not saying that's going to stop you from ever masturbating again, but you will be spending your time more productively and that's... better for you than whatever is keeping you alone at home all the time now.
 
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Zaraki_Kenpachi

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EightBitNate said:
I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?
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How long do you jerk it for that you'll be getting a full workout out of your new found time?
 
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revolverjgw

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I went eight months this year without masturbating. Eight long months.

Side effect of a major surgery messed with me down there. But now I'm 100% and making up for lost time. Never jacked so much in my life. Why would you stop? Unless you're jacking off like 4 or more times a day, it doesn't take that much time. I gained nothing of value from my jackless odyssey.
 
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Mashing

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Apparently you have a problem if you spend so much time that you have to consider stopping. It really shouldn't take long at all.

Edit: So you're not addicted to masturbating, but addicted to porn.
 
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FACE

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EightBitNate said:
I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?
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NaughtyCalibur said:
I stopped for a month. Felt great and got shit done. If you can pull it off it's totally worth it in my opinion.
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How much time do you fellas spend masturbating? Jeez.
 
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Prez

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EightBitNate said:
It's not a chronic problem, maybe once or twice a day, but I'm really picky and can spend an hour just trying to find the right video.
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You'd be better off if you stop watching porn and start using your imagination. Takes some practice but it's doable.
 
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Rapstah

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EightBitNate said:
It's not a chronic problem, maybe once or twice a day, but I'm really picky and can spend an hour just trying to find the right video.
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You jack of twice for a couple of hours every day? Do you actually spend more time masturbating than not masturbating?
 
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hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man
Wasn't there a thread about this due to some TED Talk? I don't think I'd be able to stop it for three months.
 
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soepje

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EightBitNate said:
It's not a chronic problem, maybe once or twice a day, but I'm really picky and can spend an hour just trying to find the right video.
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Maybe you should just learn how to do it with ... imagination.

Just the word imagination made me think of the south park song

But that is your problem, you're addiction to visual stimulation. I promise you can still play with your little fireman w/o spending 6 hours a day on it.
 
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