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[Bobby Roberts]

Try sexual repression! A lot of the world's most powerful people indulge in it!

 

[Ashodin]

Man if you stop now the first time with a lady will be seriously disappointing

You gotta keep that shit in check

 

[pompidu]

Your not alone op. I do it every morning, every night (if I didn't have sex that night) and once or twice throughout the day. It does consume an absurd amount of time.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

I don't understand why one would quit. It's fun and free and even though it can take quite a while, you can be over with it very quickly if you want to.

 

[Reversed]

I won't quit fapping but I'm becoming more finicky ("this is Neogaf.jpg") about the porn I pick. (...) Also, the more I wait, the better it gets.

 

[Grakl]

We got some chronics in here.

 

[Tornado Condor]

The longest I've gone was 2 months during a contest thread. I almost broke bad. Never trying that again, thank you very much.

 

[Stet]

I don't understand why one would quit. It's fun and free and even though it can take quite a while, you can be over with it very quickly if you want to.

Yeah, I don't get it.

 

[-COOLIO-]

I don't understand why one would quit. It's fun and free and even though it can take quite a while, you can be over with it very quickly if you want to.

pretty much.

 

[CitizenCope]

I used to feel guilty when doing it. Now I feel guilty when I don't. My body asks for it.

 

[entremet]

Yeah, I don't get it.

Some people abstain for religious reasons.

 

[Tathanen]

What the fuck? I don't remember the last time mine took less than 20 minutes. Do you guys rape your dick or how do you do it in 5 minutes?

Dag, dude. 10 minutes is a marathon for me. Shouldn't take anyone more than half that. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Are you like, making it dinner. Putting on some nice music. Pouring a little wine on the tip.

Do you romance your dick is what I am getting at here.

 

[Seguin]

I used to feel guilty when doing it. Now I feel guilty when I don't. My body asks for it.

I only ever felt guilty about it when I forced someone to watch

 

[Forsaken82]

You do realize that it is a healthy habit right? It isn't like biting your nails till they bleed. Now that is a habit worth quitting.

 

[Orayn]

Some people abstain for religious reasons.

They're just getting off on piety and self-denial instead. It's much kinkier than masturbating, really.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Why not just get into the habit of doing it at times when you really can't be doing anything else.

Like 2am.

 

[Ashodin]

I won't quit fapping but I'm becoming more finicky ("this is Neogaf.jpg") about the porn I pick. (...) Also, the more I wait, the better it gets.

Drawn out orgasms are much more plentiful for the man. If you get my meaning.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Came for this.

 

[yn-neko hates a cat]

How to spot a masturbator

That can't be a real site... right?

 

[Venfayth]

Drawn out orgasms are much more plentiful for the man. If you get my meaning.

There's more semen.

 

[entremet]

Married GAF, have your spouses caught you masturbating and vice versa?

 

[Ashodin]

There's more semen.

If you get my semening.

 

[BFIB]

Came for this.

At least someone came in this thread.

 

[Ashodin]

Married GAF, have your spouses caught you masturbating and vice versa?

What kind of marriage do you have when you can't masturbate any more? Sometimes the SO just doesn't want in, so you gotta out.

 

[Psychotext]

Hey OP instead of quitting masturbation you should take it in the other direction and challenge this guy for his title.

Related, GAF must have seen those challenge videos on the tube sites. Basically you fap when and how they tell you to... to various videos. Can't for the life of me remember what they're called though.

I figure it would speak to the gamer in most of us.

 

[Venfayth]

At least someone came in this thread.

A ton of people came in this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=505136

 

[Zyrusticae]

You'd be better off if you stop watching porn and start using your imagination. Takes some practice but it's doable.

Maybe you should just learn how to do it with ... imagination.

Spoiler

Just the word imagination made me think of the south park song

But that is your problem, you're addiction to visual stimulation. I promise you can still play with your little fireman w/o spending 6 hours a day on it.

These guys are right.

Imagination >>>>> Porn any day of the week. Even the best stuff gets old after awhile, whereas you can just think up new stuff on your own.

I highly recommend it.

 

[Orayn]

That can't be a real site... right?

Christwire is satirical, but it can still be eerily close to reality at times thanks to Poe's Law.

 

[Tathanen]

 

[entremet]

What kind of marriage do you have when you can't masturbate any more? Sometimes the SO just doesn't want in, so you gotta out.

I'm not saying that. But I would never want a GF to catch me doing the deed. I would think with sharing the same bed with someone and or bathroom that catching someone else in the act is more plausible than not.

 

[black_vegeta]

Married GAF, have your spouses caught you masturbating and vice versa?

Not yet...

 

[Krakatoa]

I here quitting makes you go blind. Anyone confirm?

 

[s7evn]

Smug?

 

[Venfayth]

Not yet...

 

[Backfoggen]

RIP your bed sheets

 

[MC Safety]

My first thought: Congratulations!

My second thought: Thanks for sharing!

 

[Psychotext]

Married GAF, have your spouses caught you masturbating and vice versa?

I've caught her loads of times, but to my knowledge she's never caught me.

 

[Myriadis]

Why not?

Better question would be "Why?". It's not necessary in my life and, to be honest, now I don't want to start something that can become an obsession.

 

[Like the hat?]

How long do people take and how often that it actually interferes with your life in any measurable way?

 

[injurai]

We got some chronics in here.

dat shit is dank

 

[entremet]

Christwire is satirical, but it can still be eerily close to reality at times thanks to Poe's Law.

The funny thing is that most Christian masturbate.

 

[Venfayth]

Better question would be "Why?". It's not necessary in my life and, to be honest, now I don't want to start something that can become an obsession.

Hope you don't play video games, or consume food, or drink alcohol, or smoke cigs or weed, or shop, or basically do anything ever.

 

[Devolution]

Married GAF, have your spouses caught you masturbating and vice versa?

I've woken up to see him having an affair with palma.

 

[Psychotext]

The funny thing is that most Christian masturbate.

If God had meant us not to he'd have put it on that hard to reach bit between the shoulder blades... and we still would have anyway.

 

[Ashodin]

I'm not saying that. But I would never want a GF to catch me doing the deed. I would think with sharing the same bed with someone and or bathroom that catching someone else in the act is more plausible than not.

Do you think the GF will think she's less of a person because you masturbate? You masturbated before you met her, you'll masturbate after her (hopefully not the case).

My point is, get some mutual thang goin' on. It's exciting.

I've woken up to see him having an affair with palma.

I'll take a stab and see if I can nail your reaction: you think it's hot

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Anyone have a black light?

 

[Surface of Me]

Your not alone op. I do it every morning, every night (if I didn't have sex that night) and once or twice throughout the day. It does consume an absurd amount of time.

This is about my routine.

And yeah, to those wondering how much time it consumes, try an edging session one time, they can be great.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

My mom caught me masturbating once. I was watching Craig Ferguson.

 

[KillerMan91]

Eh. For me it's counterproductive if I don't masturbate for something like several days. I will think about sex a lot more than normally during the days and will get aroused pretty damn easily. It's harder to concentrate to do anything productive. During my military service I masturbated a lot less though. That place really kills your libido especially at the beginning.

 

[Orayn]

The funny thing is that most Christian masturbate.

Most humans masturbate. There's really no good reason not to as long as it doesn't become a problem for you.