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[ViperVisor]

I get back 10 maybe 5 years ago you could really waste a lot of time hunting for stuff.

But nowadays it is easy as pie to fill up a couple TB of space and you can come back for a little slice day after day.

 

[ZeroRay]

This thread is pushing me to the edge.

OP is an enabler.

 

[MikeMyers]

Early signs of chronic masturbation. You're lucky you're quitting now before it got out of hand.

Twice a day is chronic masturbation? Uh.....

...what are the other signs of it?

 

[Camp Lo]

Masturbating shouldn't be a hobby.

 

[BadAss2961]

There comes a time where I barely enjoy masturbating, and just do it out of routine.

Still would never think of quitting though.

 

[EightBitNate]

You jack of twice for a couple of hours every day? Do you actually spend more time masturbating than not masturbating?

When I get home from work, okay cool, half an hour alone. Jerking it.

At night, trying to sleep. Hey I'm bored and not sleepy. Better jerk it. The amount of time I spend varies, but I usually start at 11ish and finish at 12.

 

[D23]

no fap thread? no fap thread.

my highest record was like 40 days or something, and it was pretty amazing.

 

[injurai]

Wasn't there a thread about this due to some TED Talk? I don't think I'd be able to stop it for three months.

That's the video that inspired me. I took a month hiatus and felt great. But eventually I thought I would treat myself once a month and I relapsed... I felt great during the break though.

 

[Fracas]

I don't jack it, but if I did, I don't know how it could consume hours of my day

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

How much time do you fellas spend masturbating? Jeez.

I was pretty bad, I'll admit. Edging for hours bad. I didn't recognize it as a problem until it started bleeding into my actual sex life. My GF at the time complained about me taking to long and being really sore afterwards so I had to get my shit under control.

Hence the cold turkey on the jerkin'

 

[EightBitNate]

I get back 10 maybe 5 years ago you could really waste a lot of time hunting for stuff.

But nowadays it is easy as pie to fill up a couple TB of space and you can come back for a little slice day after day.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IM INTO

 

[mysteriousmage09]

no fap thread? no fap thread.

my highest record was like 40 days or something, and it was pretty amazing.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Twice a day is chronic masturbation? Uh.....

...what are the other signs of it?

How close is your waste bin to your computer chair?

 

[black_vegeta]

It's not a chronic problem, maybe once or twice a day, but I'm really picky and can spend an hour just trying to find the right video.

looooool

 

[ZeroRay]

Masturbating shouldn't be a hobby.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest!

 

[Spiffy_1st]

You don't need to, just increase the time between sessions if you feel like you're doing it too much.

 

[TimeEffect]

If you really meant it, you would cut off your arms.

 

[PackerinMN]

Just took me 5 minutes. You don't have an extra 5 minutes in your day to spill your filth and move on?

 

[Cubsfan23]

you gotta do something like meditation if you wanna get the max effect of quitting this

 

[MikeMyers]

How close is your waste bin to your computer chair?

Right next to it.

 

[Fry]

Don't do it. If you stay more than a month without masturbation, your sperm will get yellow and solid.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

It sounds like you need to quit watching porn. Seriously, try it.

 

[Psychotext]

How close is your waste bin to your computer chair?

Better to flush that shit... starts to smell fairly quickly.

Or so I've heard, or something.

 

[Rad-]

How is masturbating counter-productive? The entire process only takes like 5 minutes.

What the fuck? I don't remember the last time mine took less than 20 minutes. Do you guys rape your dick or how do you do it in 5 minutes?

 

[SpartanForce]

Good luck with that dude.

 

[Dilly]

Is it even possible to stop masturbating and not have any sex for a long period of time?

 

[XeonQ8]

try to cut off the amount of food per day , workout

you cant masturbate when you are hungry or tierd from workout

it will work ... if you want !

 

[Harry Potter]

Oh really?

 

[Red_taiyaki]

My record this year was sixty plus days. From Augusf to middle of October. Felt good bro.

Granted I slipped back a few times but haven't been as addicted since. So good for you if you can manage!

 

[smr00]

I think I'm going to try it. I've just become so counterproductive due to my pervish habits. I think I'm going to use the spare time to do something productive, like reading or working out.
Has anyone ever done this? Dropped masturbating? Is such a thing even possible?

Edit: HOLY SHIT IM NOT A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR

Do something productive? Does masturbation take you hours? You can rub one out in a few minutes and it's healthy.

I doubt you could do a proper workout in the time it takes you to tug it and blow it.

 

[BadAss2961]

Better to flush that shit... starts to smell fairly quickly.

Or so I've heard, or something.

I never understood people that don't flush it. How lazy could you possibly be? lol

 

[hiryu64]

I think people in this thread should realize that the effects of frequent masturbation go beyond sitting around and fapping ten times a day. It actually affects your brain much like cigarettes or other addictions/compulsions.

Required reading/viewing: Your Brain On Porn (video series)

Honestly, best of luck to you, OP. It really is like breaking a cig habit.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest!

Whoa this dude's record for jerkin his gerkin is 10 hours.

Hey OP instead of quitting masturbation you should take it in the other direction and challenge this guy for his title.

I know you can do it.

"Champeen Masturbator EightBitNate" has a good ring to it.

 

[CountAntonius]

I gave it up once. Lasted about a month. It was terrible though. Sex was on my mind more than ever. I couldn't even look at anything semi arousing online without feeling tortured. It was really counterproductive as it made me a bigger hornball than ever. A good wank gets it out of your system.

Also you spend your time searching for stuff to masturbate to that's the problem. The time spent searching not the act itself.

 

[Skeyser]

try to cut of the amount off food per day , workout

you cant masturbate when you are hungry or tierd from workout

it will work ... if you want !

Starving yourself to stop jerking, this is getting sad.

 

[PackerinMN]

What the fuck? I don't remember the last time mine took less than 20 minutes. Do you guys rape your dick or how do you do it in 5 minutes?

I treat myself time to time finding the right videos, but most of the time it's just maintenance. I guess my Handgela is better than yours.

 

[Visualante2]

What the fuck? I don't remember the last time mine took less than 20 minutes. Do you guys rape your dick or how do you do it in 5 minutes?

At some point it just become a means to an end...

Starving yourself to stop jerking, this is getting sad.

Don't look into chastity scenarios then. I've seen fat guys ordered to lose weight before they can jerk off!

 

[Venfayth]

One time I did this but it was for safety reasons.

 

[Escape Goat]

You need regular milkings or you'll have nocturnal emissions.

 

[Myriadis]

Heh, you maybe won't believe me, but I actually never ever masturbated.
I never knew that such stuff can become an addiction.

 

[Rad-]

Heh, you maybe won't believe me, but I actually never ever masturbated.
I never knew that such stuff can become an addiction.

Okay now what the fuck is this shit

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I tried stopping masturbating more than once per day and failed that, so fucking good luck.

 

[MikeMyers]

How to spot a masturbator

 

[Secret Fawful]

I wish I could quit. I hate myself every time.

 

[revolverjgw]

Heh, you maybe won't believe me, but I actually never ever masturbated.
I never knew that such stuff can become an addiction.

Why not?

 

[entremet]

My longest was 4 years. Wet dreams here we come lol.

 

[Zwei]

What the fuck? I don't remember the last time mine took less than 20 minutes. Do you guys rape your dick or how do you do it in 5 minutes?

I'm a Jedi when it comes a-jerkin'

 

[Spiffy_1st]

Is it even possible to stop masturbating and not have any sex for a long period of time?

Wouldn't you start having wet dreams?

I've never done it twice in one day, it normally do it every 2 or 3 days. Maybe I should start doing it more often.

 

[JustHadToJoin]

Gave up for a year once. Had been forever since I had a girlfriend so I vowed to myself if I found a girlfriend I wouldn't masturbate for a year. I did find one and I couldn't go back on a vow. It is only hard for maybe three weeks, then you stop caring.

 

[The Boat]