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RandyBobandy · Jan 28, 2015

So everyone should know by now that Bing video search is amazing for porn

However, when I use Bing on the XB1 it only gives me Dailymotion links. All the porn links are gone, but they are there when I use the search on my phone

God forbid I want to watch some freaky shit on my 50" inch tv

Moderate search is also off so the porn links should be showing

I can't really call support here can I?

benny_a · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
I can't really call support here can I?

Of course. Just tell 'em you're Randy and they will understand.

Finale Fireworker · Jan 28, 2015

This is hilarious to me.

EDIT:

"Thank you for calling Xbox customer support, how can I be of service to you today?"

-"Yes, hi, I'm trying to masturbate and Bing won't give me porn."

"I am sorry to hear that, sir. As an Xbox user myself I understand your frustration and want to get you off as soon as possible."

-"My mom will be home in like twenty minutes so this is really stressing me out."

"Oh, honey, don't worry. Xbox support is going to take real good care of you. What are you wearing, xxEliteSniper_Dragonxx?"

SnowFlakeCake · Jan 28, 2015

Microsoft can wave goodbye to that 20% marketshare if that's the case.

Sinfamy · Jan 28, 2015

Use live chat, post transcript please.

Alx · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
I can't really call support here can I?

Sure you can. Actually you must, and then report your discussion here. ^_^

EchoChamber · Jan 28, 2015

Why bing is amazing for porn?

statham · Jan 28, 2015

remind me to never, ever borrow your controller.

stan423321 · Jan 28, 2015

Maybe if you pay them $0.19 using a credit card they'll understand you're adult and turn it off.

Interfectum · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
So everyone should know by now that Bing video search is amazing for porn

However, when I use Bing on the XB1 it only gives me Dailymotion links. All the porn links are gone, but they are there when I use the search on my phone

God forbid I want to watch some freaky shit on my 50" inch tv

Moderate search is also off so the porn links should be showing

I can't really call support here can I?

Tell the the search terms you were looking for.

Begaria · Jan 28, 2015

But...Bing is the best porn search engine!

Grisby · Jan 28, 2015

Ridiculous. Phil Spencer should be held accountable.

#BeRandy

Nameless · Jan 28, 2015

You did turn safe search off, right, OP?

gigantor21 · Jan 28, 2015

Begaria said:
But...Bing is the best porn search engine!

Seriously. It destroys Google on that score, at least.

Caronte · Jan 28, 2015

This is quite unacceptable.

Scrub Mcgrubb · Jan 28, 2015

might be something you just flip in the parental settings of the console...

Ape · Jan 28, 2015

OP why don't you just have sex with a person

Rentahamster · Jan 28, 2015

EchoChamber said:
Why bing is amazing for porn?

Try it and see!

SmokyDave · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
I can't really call support here can I?

Of course you can, you have a legit issue.

I wonder if any of the main streaming sites work. I'll investigate when I get home.

DeadManWalking · Jan 28, 2015

You can search for porn in bing video search?My life has changed.

OnionPowder · Jan 28, 2015

Nameless said:
You did turn safe search off, right, OP?

Yes, it's in the OP.

RandyBobandy · Jan 28, 2015

Nameless said:
You did turn safe search off, right, OP?

Sure did bud

DrFunk · Jan 28, 2015

R3TRODYCE · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
God forbid I want to watch some freaky shit on my 50" inch tv

lmao

Ol No Bones · Jan 28, 2015

Please call in to Xbox support to make them aware of this problem. Call in and say, "Randy Bobandy has a fucking problem!" Explain your issue, Record the call and share it with us please!!

hoserx · Jan 28, 2015

Ape said:
OP why don't you just have sex with a person

oh shut it.... get out of here with this cliche nonsense.

OnionPowder · Jan 28, 2015

statham said:
remind me to never, ever borrow your controller.

Better With Kinect

Doombacon · Jan 28, 2015

Ape said:
OP why don't you just have sex with a person

Who wants to waste their time with that?!

Aces&Eights · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
God forbid I want to watch some freaky shit on my 50" inch tv

EDIT: Here you go.

Jockel · Jan 28, 2015

I didn't know that. Maybe I'll finally be able to find that nebulakin on midget porn that I crave.

sorry. But still, that's news to me.

Flying Toaster · Jan 28, 2015

The most important take away for me here is that Bing is great at searching for porn! I am going to have to investigate this further.

Alx · Jan 28, 2015

I wonder if people will be using Cortana for their porn search... some things are better not said out loud.

Finale Fireworker · Jan 28, 2015

Ape said:
OP why don't you just have sex with a person

Sex isn't real. Can we all just drop the act, please? I get it, ooh yeah, I've had sex like ten times today with a real human too. Yeah, sure buddy, and I live on the moon.

Now let's all stop pretending anybody has actually "had sex" and perpetuating this lie that there even IS such a thing. Sex is made up, we all know it.

Cornbread78 · Jan 28, 2015

Finale Fireworker said:
This is hilarious to me.

EDIT:

"Thank you for calling Xbox customer support, how can I be of service to you today?"

-"Yes, hi, I'm trying to masturbate and Bing won't give me porn."

"I am sorry to hear that, sir. As an Xbox user myself I understand your frustration and want to get you off as soon as possible."

-"My mom will be home in like twenty minutes so this is really stressing me out."

"Oh, honey, don't worry. Xbox support is going to take real good care of you. What are you wearing, xxEliteSniper_Dragonxx?"

Alrighty, everyone else might have given this the high-brow treatment, but I LOL'd

Cidd · Jan 28, 2015

Alx said:
I wonder if people will be using Cortana for their porn search... some things are better not said out loud.

But that's the fun part and your hands will also be free...

striferser · Jan 28, 2015

I wish i could help, but i don't have XB1 to try this issue.
Nothing wrong with asking customer support about it. I assure you, they're used to that kind of question.

RandyBobandy · Jan 28, 2015

Tell us more about your issue

How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

The_Almighty_Swan · Jan 28, 2015

OnionPowder said:
Better With Kinect

LMAO!!!!!! I'm in a meeting now and just bursted out laughing at this.... LOL!!!

ultratruman · Jan 28, 2015

#JeSuisRandy

Cornbread78 · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

I would use the term slide in, it fits much better in this discussion....

Storm360 · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

"Xbox One bing still filtering explicit results with safe-search disabled?"

Cidd · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

Maybe a little foreplay first, ease them into it lol.

Krakn3Dfx · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

You're a college student doing some research and your laptop is fried, so you're having to use the browser on the XB1.

jesu · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

Adult Entertainment.

Auctopus · Jan 28, 2015

Livin' up to that username.

CassidyIzABeast · Jan 28, 2015

How often do you clean your controller OP?

Finale Fireworker · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

I don't want to jump right in

"I was wondering, are there any videos that DON'T show up when using Bing on my Xbox? Is there some kind of content filter?"

[*customer service rep sweats nervously*]

-"Uh..." [*covers microphone and turns to supervisor*] "How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?"

ffdgh · Jan 28, 2015

Well...alrighty then. Best of luck with your endeavors lol.

danowat · Jan 28, 2015

RandyBobandy said:
How do I word this without mentioning porn? Is there a way?

Adult material

RandyBobandy · Jan 28, 2015

Cidd said:
Maybe a little foreplay first, let them warm up a bit lol.

Lol god damn it.

edit: 7 minute wait. I asked about "filtering"

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