BEHOLD NEOGAF, THE NEWS OF VICTORY THAT I BRING THEE:
Metalmurphy, who henceforth shall be known as Lawbringer or Vindicator depending on your persuasion, has achieved a victory the kind of which is reserved for the finest of NeoGAF'ers. The feat is made even more impressive given that he is, erm, temporarily acquainted with a "forum grave" and is awaiting resurrection. But I digress, NeoGAF! Hear hear, for it is a tale of GREAT justice!
Having seen his beloved 60GB EU PS3 whither and die quite some moons ago, our brave Metalmurphy went to the shope from whence he had acquired it. And what doth he hear, you ask, NeoGAF? "Oooh you must talk to Sony. You gotta deal with them directly." But NO, Metalmurphy stood strong and demanded to have his warranty dealt with by the store, as per his legal rights, in the country of Port'ugal. He left the premises, not to hear from them for about a month. Armed with only his unflinching courage (and a piece of paper containing "The LAW") he today, in this DAY of DAYS, went back to the shope and demanded his full 599 back. Yes, NeoGAF, you hear correctly, our brother demanded the full price as he paid for it ages ago. "Oooooooooh", the shope managers screamed. "This can't be, such a thing can't happen." "But it WILL happen.", resisted Metalmurphy. "Ooooooh but you bought it through credit, so you can't have such a value back." they retorted. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I laugh at your claims and MOCK your knowledge of 'The LAW' relentlessly", said Metalmurphy rubbing the managers noses in the relevant parts of "The LAW" with one hand while with his other hand pleasing THREE female store clerks at the same time. "You shall do these and ALL the other things I demand of thee, for even if I'm temporarily restrained, THIS. IS. NeoGAF!!!!!"
And Lo and Behold that in their panic the managers produced these spoils that our brave warrior, Metalmurphy, returned home with after a battle well fought, and better won:
Yes, NeoGAF, it is true, the WHOLE 599 of value were properly returned.
PS3 KZ2 Combo - 400
PS2 - 120
Paper-Money - 70
Assorted Coinage (not in picture due to consumption in beverage destined to immediate festivities) - 9
REJOICE. NeoGAF, for our brother Metalmurphy has shown us today that it IS possible to fight for our rights, and how it is done.