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Frog Fractions 2 Kickstarter!

Imbarkus

As Sartre noted in his contemplation on Hell in No Exit, the true horror is other members.
Damn. I need to increase my income. All my current investments pay off in games. :p

This looks good.
 

GooeyHeat

Member
Watch_Frogs

Does he not understand the greater implications of this? If I don't know what Frog Fractions 2 is going to be, I'll think EVERYTHING is going to be Frog Fractions 2.

What if this is Frog Fractions 2 right now? This is terrifying.

Andre Felipe Felipe's pro gentleman's boxing simulator.

"Turbo Finance 2015" is a great name for a video game.

And in one brilliant stroke, a single developer slightly increases the sales numbers for all small indie games.

NeoGAF may be Frog Fractions 2.

Oh my goodness, so yes.

Maybe you're Frog Fractions 2.

Shaq-Fu 2 = Frog Fraction 2
Think about it
Oh my goodness, I will forever be paranoid that everything is secretly Frog Fractions 2.

This could be Half-Life 3...
Plot twist: Frog Fractions 2 is announced and released like any other game... except it turns out to be Half-Life 3.

I'm moving everything out of my 401K into this
Your 401K actually IS the Frog Fractions 2 Kickstarter, so you should probably keep that money there.
 

CassSept

Member
The stretch goals are hilarious

- $180k - a sweet gravity gun
- $230k - we realize gravity gun is unbalanced and take it out

:lol

Yeah it's getting funded, it's already at 11k/60k. Will hit some of the stretch goals probably too. The original was an incredible game, so insane.
 

Haunted

Member
Shaq-Fu 2 = Frog Fraction 2
Think about it
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I'm a student with limited budget, but I just backed the game regardless. The first was so, so fantastic that I can't not support these guys.
 

axisofweevils

Holy crap! Today's real megaton is that more than two people can have the same first name.
$20,000 of $60,000 funded now. And a new question on the FAQ.

What if I buy a bunch of crappy indie games looking for Frog Fractions 2 and regret it afterwards?

Unfortunately I will only refund the purchase in which you guessed correctly.
 

adg1034

Member
$20,000 of $60,000 funded now. And a new question on the FAQ.

Thus arises a new indie business strategy: make your games just the right amount of weird so that gamers will buy them on the off chance they're Frog Fractions 2.

Or, even better: make normal games that have hidden, dada-esque depths to trick people into thinking your game is Frog Fractions 2.
 

PokéKong

Member
This somehow doesn't even seem legal, or probably somehow against KS policies. Perfect.

Backed to t-shirt level. I almost don't want to be a backer though, knowing fully that I'm going to receive the game once it exists. They should probably send a series of decoy games out to backers.
 

8bit

Knows the Score
Kickstarter leads to a higher res pitch video here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P48lSsS6h2M&feature=youtu.be

On the background blackboard just before the video ends there is a url and a http get suggestion, it looks like http://twinbeard.com/eolo5387.html which leads to some bread

And this leads to http://twinbread.com/ which has something in the source.

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Also, MAKE BREAD :

TYPE 101675 ON KEYPAD
PUT FLOUR IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT SALT IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT MILK IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT WATER IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT BUTTER IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT HONEY IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT YEAST IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT GLUTEN IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT MALT IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT SUGAR IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT EGG IN BREAD MACHINE
PUT CORN IN BREAD MACHINE
PRESS START
FORE
FORE
GO TO SLEEP
 

8bit

Knows the Score
Sorry to double post, but is there anything that allows you to import a VM or similar? Could the comment block be a VM, and the make bread directive code for that? Also, there seem to be some other hints in the video (view count 0415 or similar is mentioned by one of the overlays).

--

Also, is there anywhere discussing this in more detail?
 

axisofweevils

Holy crap! Today's real megaton is that more than two people can have the same first name.
Sorry to double post, but is there anything that allows you to import a VM or similar? Could the comment block be a VM, and the make bread directive code for that? Also, there seem to be some other hints in the video (view count 0415 or similar is mentioned by one of the overlays).

--

Also, is there anywhere discussing this in more detail?

There's a thread about it on unfiction.com.
They've discovered that typing the MAKE BREAD commands in to the text adventure section of the original Frog Fractions leads to a Barack Obama Shaving Simulator (!)

http://abeardforevervoyaging.com/leadership.html
 

Blizzard

Banned
Well, I don't think I'd ever heard of Frog Fractions, but I just played it.

That was something else. I liked that you couldn't lose (or if you can, I didn't find a way).
 

Blizzard

Banned
Did you play the game or did you actually play it
I played all the way to the credits, which I assume was the end. Spoiler:

I bought all unlocks while at the presidential mansion, except for the autolock uninstall, since I wanted to keep it installed.

I also presumably figured the stuff out myself, and I like when a game is easy enough that I can do that. :p
 

Feep

Banned
I got a nearly perfect shaved Barack Obama and I got this in the twitter comments as a result:
Kenneth Salazar @Salza . @OBeardy. If you want to see PUBLIC_FIGURE alive again, bring the money to 37.871764,-122.265303 at 2014-04-05, 3PM local time.

Those coordinates are on the campus of Berkeley.

Who's up for a trip on the 5th? = D
 

axisofweevils

Holy crap! Today's real megaton is that more than two people can have the same first name.
Wait, are you playing Frog Fractions 2 right now?

Looks like we are. Or Frog Fractions 1.5 at the very least. Madness!

Latest weird discovery is Justin Bieber with a beard.

bieber.gif
 

axisofweevils

Holy crap! Today's real megaton is that more than two people can have the same first name.
So, the funding has slowed down a bit, but its just below the halfway point now. There's 26 days to go so plenty of time left yet.

As for the accompanying ARG, well, a link to this video was found in the source code - Commodore 64 data file madness. Annoying sound warning! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzVP-gRfRTY

No clue what to do with that. I'm actually surprised that no gaming sites have picked up on the ARG yet.
 

PokéKong

Member
The missing primes "butts" revelation absolutely blew my fucking mind. It is happening, we are already playing the game.
 

axisofweevils

Holy crap! Today's real megaton is that more than two people can have the same first name.
PokéKong;104460447 said:
The missing primes "butts" revelation absolutely blew my fucking mind. It is happening, we are already playing the game.

Yes, that was crazy. And the most recent discovery is the most elaborate Rickroll / troll of all time....

The kickstarter has now reached 55% of the goal.
 

Blizzard

Banned
Continually buying and uninstalling the auto lock reveals a conversation between two people over how cool or not cool the auto lock is
Thanks. I was happy to
leave the autolock on. I wanted it! I never wanted to turn it off, who cares if someone thinks I'm not cool!
 

axisofweevils

Holy crap! Today's real megaton is that more than two people can have the same first name.
So, nearly $40k funded now.
There's still 17 days left, but I'm concerned that it won't make the $60k target, since the funding seems to be slowing off a lot now after the initial madness.
 

Syril

Member
So, nearly $40k funded now.
There's still 17 days left, but I'm concerned that it won't make the $60k target, since the funding seems to be slowing off a lot now after the initial madness.

Pretty much every kickstarter gets huge funding boosts at the last minute if there's any kind of real following. Shantae got like $150k or so in the last two days.
 
I did my part. I don't even know why, I never got past the text adventure part of the original game. Just seems like the right thing to do.
 

Archurro

Member
I got a nearly perfect shaved Barack Obama and I got this in the twitter comments as a result:
Kenneth Salazar @Salza . @OBeardy. If you want to see PUBLIC_FIGURE alive again, bring the money to 37.871764,-122.265303 at 2014-04-05, 3PM local time.

Those coordinates are on the campus of Berkeley.

Who's up for a trip on the 5th? = D

I live a block away from the berkeley campus, so I will definitely be there. How did you get to that point? Solely from the text adventure?
 
Without question the best parts of the original were the underwater bit and the text adventure.

I really wanted to play more text adventures after I played frog fractions.
 
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