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HomerSimpson-Man · Aug 3, 2012

This thread...my god...

...LMAO.

NoTacos · Aug 3, 2012

Avixph said:
What is that?

It's this one weird creature you find while playing Dark Souls. Not that sure about it's purpose since I've only seen the game second hand.

CorvoSol · Aug 3, 2012

Of course something found in Brazil would look like a dick. And of course one of the first things the scientists would ponder about it would be sex.

I swear, all anybody thinks about in Brazil is sex. Sex, and how not to deliver your packages. Which loops back into sex.

Mr. Pointy · Aug 3, 2012

Only discovered in 2011. Yet Japan was drawing this thing since the 80s.

ChubbyHuggs · Aug 3, 2012

I've seen this hentai before...

Shogmaster · Aug 3, 2012

ChubbyHuggs said:
I've seen this hentai before...

We've ALL seen this hentai before...

Poyunch · Aug 3, 2012

NoTacos said:
It's this one weird creature you find while playing Dark Souls. Not that sure about it's purpose since I've only seen the game second hand.

I thought it was American McGee-inspired fanart of the Cheshire Cat.

NoTacos · Aug 3, 2012

Poyunch said:
I thought it was American McGee-inspired fanart of the Cheshire Cat.

Nope. Totally different beast:

Lamel · Aug 3, 2012

SunhiLegend said:

legend. and yay i see my posts in it.

Boss Doggie · Aug 3, 2012

Wow, it does look like those tentacle penises.

DarkHeartedKill · Aug 3, 2012

Wilbury said:
Looks like my grandfather's penis

That is an over abundance of knowledge I did not wish to know. But I guess I should have expected something along the lines of this when I saw the OPs pictures...

Timedog · Aug 3, 2012

I don't understand how it can be lungless and an amphibian?

Forkball · Aug 3, 2012

Looks like that thing from Prometheus.

Visceir · Aug 3, 2012

I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant...

Kajiba · Aug 3, 2012

Lmao never laughed so hard at a thread.

Divius · Aug 3, 2012

This thread is gold, then sunhi comes along and ups the game even further. Bravo.

abusori · Aug 3, 2012

AcridMeat said:

This gif is amazing

Kane Zakharov · Aug 3, 2012

This is one of the very few threads that made me laugh. Good ole' nature.

Gabroni · Aug 3, 2012

Fleshlight or dildo? Only the Chinese can figure out!

Lamel · Aug 3, 2012

Timedog said:
I don't understand how it can be lungless and an amphibian?

Taxonomy, how does it work?

Common characteristics of amphibians include 4 limbs, fresh water, ectothermic metabolism, and the major non-amniotic eggs; then again we don't know this penis monster's mating.

Also, even in frogs nearly 80% of the respiration takes place in the skin. So I am guessing the diffusion of gases in this animal happens directly from skin to blood. Most salamanders are also lungless.

All that being said, having lungs isn't a required criteria to be classified as an amphibian.

Kers · Aug 3, 2012

Hypereides · Aug 3, 2012

All the dickless men in the world have been saved. Soon they'll be used for penis transplants.

Funky Papa · Aug 3, 2012

You made me proud, GAF.

:singletear

Log4Girlz · Aug 3, 2012

I didn't realize it was so rare. I was smuggling one in my pants.

KO Traveling Hobo · Aug 3, 2012

Funky Papa said:
Urechis unicinctus

I think you need to see a doctor.

SquiddyCracker · Aug 3, 2012

Okay, funny penis pictures aside, this is a pretty awesome thing.

Maffis · Aug 3, 2012

I can't believe all those hentais were right.

TabletopTictacs · Aug 3, 2012

Is Sunhi's gif down or is it just me?

PjotrStroganov · Aug 3, 2012

So the new dam will make this creature extinct?

Salvor.Hardin · Aug 3, 2012

coolcole93 said:
Is Sunhi's gif down or is it just me?

Just you.

Mihael Mello Keehl · Aug 3, 2012

First they find a rare mushroom pussy in like korea or something..now they found living dicks..those things look gross.

Reuenthal · Aug 3, 2012

This thread is great.

plainr_ · Aug 3, 2012

Holy shit at Sunhi's gif and Sentry's pic. lol

ZeroRay · Aug 3, 2012

Well then...

Phoenician_Viking · Aug 3, 2012

Best thread in a long time.

Wilbur · Aug 3, 2012

Plywood said:

fucking lol

Stabby McSter · Aug 3, 2012

If I was ever to be reincarnated, I want to be that thing.

Ovid · Aug 3, 2012

Phoenician_Viking said:
Best thread in a long time.

I know. With all the silly threads lately I was about to give up on GAF. But this thread has redeemed it.

PetriP-TNT · Aug 3, 2012

HOLY MOLEY!

Ricky_R · Aug 3, 2012

So this is what The Phantom's cock looks like...

donkey show · Aug 3, 2012

Plywood said:

EightBitNate · Aug 3, 2012

I always wonder how threads like this get so big. If this is what happens after the first page I can see why

braves01 · Aug 3, 2012

I thought this was going to be a serious news thread. Thank god I was wrong.

I can't decide if I like this Sunhi gif or the one with Mordecai better.

Forceatowulf · Aug 3, 2012

SunhiLegend said:

I. Fucking. Love. You.

edit- OMG@ the Brazzers gloryhole pic. jesus fuck

hwalker84 · Aug 3, 2012

This thread is absolutely amazing.

phosphor112 · Aug 3, 2012

gdt said:
That looks like...

LMFAO.

Angry Grimace · Aug 3, 2012

I literally laugh every time I see sentry's jpg.

Fry · Aug 3, 2012

Don't you just wanna... grab it?

Verano · Aug 3, 2012

Fry8 said:
Don't you just wanna... grab it?

for what? for a Diff'rent Stroke other than your own fry8?
:O

Nilaul · Aug 3, 2012

Guys theres also this mushroom:

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/19/mystery-mushroom-artificial-vajayjay.php

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